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All heads turned towards his direction. The woman gasped and wanted scooted closer towards him. The men groaned and slid away from him. He barely glanced at everyone, just instantly made his way towards the bar counter, "Hello, Arata-san. The usual will do." The bartender nodded before pouring him a cup of mixed alcoholic beverage. As he sipped the sweet-yet-bitter mixture, a woman came and sat next to him.

"So, you're a regular here?" Itachi shrugged through his black sweatshirt, "I guess you can call me that." She smiled and shook out her blond hair, "So, can you recommend me anything from this list?" Her brown eyes sparkled with admiration, urging him to make her his mistress. However, being as attractive as anyone could be, Itachi easily resisted the temptation, "The Kir Royal cocktail is pretty good."

"Oh." A disappointed look came across her eyes. Sorry, bitch. But you'll have to try harder to get me to sleep with you. A pianist suddenly started playing soft jazz music, giving the dark room a slight homely feel. The bartender Arata smiled, "It's not like you to come here this early, Uchiha-san. Is something going on back at your place?"

He smiled briefly, "You can say that. It's more of I have a small problem with one of my roommates. You see... this morning he wakes up and the first thing he does..."

Deidara growled and glared hard. Innocent green eyes just stared back, along with a small perk of the ears and a wag of the tail. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, "How did that Itachi bastard force ME to baby-sit his new pet while he goes and plays along with someone else!" Sasori, who was sitting on the couch reading the daily paper, scoffed, "You fell victim to his 'evil' charms, Deidara. That's all I can say."

"But I never saw him actually caring for something like that!"

"That's how you became his victim."

"WAAA!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN SASORI!" However, the orange cat rubbed its head against his knee. Deidara sighed, "God, I want to be mad at you but I can't..." He stroked the orange fur. It was weird seeing Itachi holding a cat, but then again...

flashback to around 30 minutes ago

"Hey, wake up." A sharp kick on the leg of his bed instantly sent Deidara jerking upright. He turned and yelled, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR! Its bad enough you kicked me out of your room. Now you have the nerve to wake me up? Oh, you're so going to get it..." Just then, a small meow echoed from Itachi's arms. The orange bundle Itachi was carrying suddenly sat upright, looking at him though bright green eyes.

"Eh? What's that?" The 'thing' meowed again. Itachi barely twitched, "It's a cat, stupid." He instantly jerked upright for the second time in a row, "Yes, I know that. Just what are you doing with it?"

"I found her outside, while dragging you to my room last night, and decided to take her in." He smirked, "I never knew you had a sweet side, Itachi." He glared back hard, "There's a lot you don't know about me. I'm going out. Take care of her for me." As he turned to leave, he felt his long black hair being jerked sharply again, "HEY WHAT AM I, YOUR SERVANT, UN?"

"Yes you are, now let go." Deidara whimpered, but obeyed and watched Itachi set the cat down. She meowed, before leaving to inspect her new environment. But just as Deidara looked up, Itachi was gone.

Present day. We thank you for your patience (bows)

Deidara poked the cat, "Well, there's no collar, so you're probably abandoned. And under your fur," he ran a finger through the wiry hair, "there's some evidence of scars, so you must have been living out in the streets for a while now..."

Sasori glanced upwards, "Why don't you give it something to drink?"

"Why? What do cats drink?"

His friend sighed and threw down the paper, "Moron..." The master puppeteer made his way to the fridge, before tossing the blonde a white cartoon. Deidara stared at it, "Milk? What is this for?" He raised his hand again just to catch a proclaim saucer this time, "What the hell am I suppose to do with this, Sasori-SENsei?"

Sasori cleared his throat, "Let define this into terms you will understand, Deidara-chan. First, put the saucer on the floor. Next, open the milk cartoon. Be careful not to spill anything. Afterwards, slowly bend down and pour the milk into the saucer. Then, close the milk cartoon and put it away." Deidara frowned, "I don't like the instructions you just gave me, Sasori."

"Just follow them, dammit."

Please wait while our two characters duke it out. Again, thank you for your patience. So, any bets on who will win: Deidara or Sasori?