If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh, there would have been more seasons and Tea would have confessed who she loves.
The studio has been altered slightly. The characters now are in a semicircle facing the desk Angel and Mokuba usually sit at. Yugi is nowhere to be seen while Atem is now fine.
Angel: Welcome back everyone! I'm the awesome Angel.
Mokuba: And I'm the amazing Mokuba!
Angel: Let's get this show on the road! First up is our ever faithful BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"Okay! Hi!
Ryou- Do you enjoy having Bakura around? Does he ever seem a little nice to you? Oh, and before I forget, *squeezes* I wanted to give you a hug. :)
Yugi- Duel the first person to challenge you. Loser has to dress up in a piggy suit!
Atem- Strip to "I'm too Sexy".
Kaiba- I dare you to listen to a Kids Bop CD."
Ryou: Well... *looks nervously at Bakura* It certainly has been... interesting to say in the least. *blushes slightly* A-A-And thank you for the hug.
Angel: *chuckles nervously* Yugi isn't here today. Um, he might be back next chapter. And NO stripping allowed.
YGO Girls: Awww. We wanted to watch.
Angel: Where did your self-respect go? And Kaiba, here ya go. *toss iPod*
Kaiba: *puts ear buds in and quickly yanks them out* Who can stand that noise?
Angel: No idea. Anyway, the next review is from our lovely Crazy-Queen-of-Games-In-Secret:
"Okay, the advice you gave didn't work... But I won't hold it against you. ^_^ anyway onto the dares:
Yugi and Ryou: *hugs* sorry, you two are just too adorable!
Yami/Atem: on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best, how hot do you think you are?
Fluffy(Bakura): may I call you Fluffy?
Angel: which one of these guys would you go on a date with?
And now, to thank you for attempting to help me, I give you...COOKIES! :D"
Angel: Sorry about that. Anyway, I hope things improve for you. Ryou, give her TWO hugs since Yugi isn't here.
Ryou: *hugs* I'm glad you all like me so much. *hugs again* This is from Yugi.
Atem: Hot? I feel fine.
Angel: She means attractive.
Atem: *in deep thought* Hmm... a 1 maybe? Since I am number 1?
Angel: Um, he thinks he's at the top of the chart pretty much.
Bakura: No you may not you insolent mortal!
Angel: Too bad! That's your nickname. Joey's is Brooklyn Idiot and I've yet to come up nicknames for the others. *eats cookie* These are pretty good.
Mokuba: *smirks* You missed something. So who would you date?
Angel: I'm not telling. Not because I don't know who my blind date was but because I don't feel like it.
Mokuba: *smirks* So your blind date?
Angel: Maybe. *shoves cookie into mouth*
Mokuba: Well how about I tell everyone about the blind date pairings so we can get a name from you? Well Yugi was with Mana, Tristan was with Vivian, Bakura was with Mai, Ryou was with Rebecca, Atem was with Serenity, Duke was with Miho, Joey was with Tea, so that leaves...
Seto and Angel: ... WHAT! THERE'S NO WAY MY DATE WAS HER/HIM!
Joey: *punches air* YES! NO CRAZY PUPPYSHIPPER WILL WIN!
Angel: *looks at Joey confused before looking at Seto* You actually know how to tell jokes?
Everyone but Seto, Mokuba, and Angel: *anime falls* KAIBA TOLD A JOKE?
Seto: Yes. I just decide not to engage in them most of the time since they generally are a waste of time.
Mokuba: *whispers* Looks like Big Brother might fulfill the penalty after all. *normal* Well let's move on to the next review from the brilliant Kinakao:
"Hi again!
I just wanted to let you know for the advice for my friend? Showing them the episode didn't work, but a frying pan did. Thank you, Kaiba.
Okay! And now for some new dares:
1. Mokuba, please send me the tape of Atem stripping if he does it.
2. Kaiba: Admit to Kisara that you have a dragon fetish just because of her.
3. Someone make sure Angel stops hurting Atem/Yugi.
4. The guys have to put on a beauty pageant. Whoever doesn't, gets stuck in their choice of my story for one chapter or being eaten by a Kuriboh for half a chapter and being stuck with a Mary-sue.
Have fun~"
Angel: Well they say violence is never the answer but-
Mokuba: -It's the question-
Angel: -And the answer is always yes.
Mokuba: Sorry, but there's no tape.
Kaiba: I don't have a "dragon fetish" as you put it.
Angel: *smirks* So explain the Blue Eyes Jet, Blue Eyes Door Knob, Blue Eyes Statues, etc.
Kaiba: ... I just admire the Blue Eyes White Dragon's power.
Angel: *frowns* Hey blame the Twilight fangirls for Atem's injuries. And Yugi crossed the line by insulting me instead of Bakura.
Mokuba: The last remark was a part of the dare.
Angel: ...oops. And um, sorry, but they would all just chose to be stuck with a Mary Sue for a while.
Mokuba: Our next review is from a new reader, Phil the Persona Guy:
"Bounjur! I am Phil The Persona Guy, but ya'll can call me Phil, with me are my two counterparts, Shadow Phil, and Gnome, say hello gentlemen.
Gnome: CRANBERRY JUICE!
Shadow Phil: Why must I live with such vapid creatures?
Anyway, S. Phil one our Poker tournament. Go ahead.
S. Phil: Alright, show time.
Truths:
All: Did you take Gnome's Cranberry Juice?
All: do you wish to know more about why I asked that?
Duke: You annoy me. Worse than Pegasus. Your response?
Dares:
Yami, Bakura: Curse out your human enslaver.
Seto: Duel Phil's "sister", she has an all dragon deck.
Yugi: Die by my cursed blade, Lone Tiger! -slashes at diaphragm-
Serenity: Kill Joey with this cursed pair of Iron claws, Dragon's Wrath.
All: You all must dress up as a different character from Dynasty warrior 5, Seto, I have yours already, or should I say Xing Cai?
Phil: Sorry about him, he's kinda... mad at me for putting him in this sword called Lone Tiger."
Everyone: No. Not really.
Duke: You're just jealous Pegasus and I are rich, good looking, and intelligent.
Angel: Well you're only one out of three. And no cursing here, since Mokuba is present.
Seto: Fine. *leaves to go to duel*
Angel: Well Yugi's not here. Serenity, go outside with Joey please since I don't need to clean up any blood. And time to get into your costumes. *the Wheelers leave*
A cloud of blue smoke covers the cast. When it disappears they're all in various costumes.
Mokuba: Boy did Yugi pick a good day to miss.
Angel: Yup. Time to read the last review from the cool neva-chanlusmonsters101:
"neva: hello! sorry we missed that last chapter! homework, ugh!
gen: *mumbling agrily*
neva: what's the shadow realm is your problem?
gen: the fangirls didn't kill yami like I planned. DAMMIT! I WAS POSITIVE THEY WOULD WORK! STUPID FANGIRLS!
neva: *scared* w-well they did mortally wound a-and mentally scar him right?
gen: hehe yeah, I guess that's good *smiles eviliy at yami* for now... *lightning cracks behind her*
neva: *facepalm* thanks bakura, your inflated her ego even more. at this rate she'll be worse than abribrided marik.
gen: *slaps her upside the head* shut up neva! go make me a sammich!
neva: T-T b-but gen!
gen: *takes out a crowbar* are you complaining?
neva: EEP! NO MAM! ONE SANDWICH COMIN UP! *runs to the kitchen*
gen: hehe, take note guys. use a crowbar and your hikairis will do ANYTHING for you.
meh. I have some time, I'll do some dares
dare for kiaba- quit being an over protective prick and let mokuba take some karate, or else I'll be the one kid-napping him next time.
angel- I dare you to realese bakura from your evil grip for 3 hours. I'll bring him back
bakura- is she lets you (which I dont know why you're listening to her) LETS GO DO SOME KILLING OR SOMETHING CUZ I'M FRAKING BORED! plus theres that artifact mentioned in the other chapter
and last and DEFFINATELY least,
yami!- you have to spend a whole day with me after I get back *twirls kife in her hand* dont worry, we're gonna have LOTS of fun! *giggles insanely*
neva: *runs back in with sammich* ok! what did I miss?
gen: oh, just all the time we have
neva: GEN!
gen: *shoves her in the closet* oh, and thanks for the sandwich *walks away*
neva: *banging on the door* GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
Angel: Well Kaiba isn't here but I've been training Mokuba in the ways of a ninja and torture show host. And they listen to me because they don't want to see what would happen if they didn't.
Bakura: What would happen?
Angel: *points to corner*
Zorc: *in fatal position* N-No more. *rocks back and forward while crying* N-N-No more.
Bakura: *gulps* Well I have things to do with Gen. *runs out the door*
Atem: Angel, please don't make me.
Angel: Sorry, but a dare is a dare.
Mana: You let Kaiba skip dares.
Angel: He would just sue me if I made him do it.
Atem: I could mind crush you. I SHOULD mind crush you for harming Yugi!
Angel: I'm immune to them. The power of being a ninja, writer, and hostess. Now go wait for Gen to pick you up. And she can't kill you without me reviving you afterward.
Atem: *deadpan* Gee, thanks. *leaves*
Seto: *returns* Well that duel was a waste. She wasn't much of a challenge.
Angel: Well now that you're back, you owe me something. Mokuba, wrap things up for me! *drags Seto away*
Mokuba: Please review and come back next time!