Twenty-two new campers, back on the island, and still the best show on TV ever! The new campers have already been divided into two distinct teams: The Funky Chickens and The Awkward Turtles, and now they face their very first challenge...
_Theme Song_
The campers stood lined up, Chris stood in front of them, on the beach, surrounded by about thirty something crates, and Chef, who was behind him.
"So, you gonna tell us what the deal with the crates is Chris?" Jaynie asked.
"I'm getting there! Sheesh..., let everything soak in real quick!" Chris yelled, everyone, save for a few people rolled their eyes, Chris was being an idiot, again.
"So...?" Serra said, trying to get Chris to talk.
"Alright...fine! For your first challenge, you have to throw an awesome beach party! Theme and all! These crates behind me have your supplies inside of them, please, do with them what you will," Chris said.
"Sweet, now that's a challenge that I can actually dig!" Melvin said, getting a look from Spike and Jaynie.
"Never say 'dig' in that context again...," Jaynie sighed.
"Yeeeah..., I'm gonna have to agree with her on that...," Spike said.
"Sorry...," Melvin said.
"Anyway...," Chris continued, "You need to have at least three people as spies, to look at the other teams party, the other eight will work on the parties setup," Chris explained.
"Alright! I love the idea of spying!" Matt said.
"Yes, it may sound cool, but the party is out of fifty points, and each time that a spy is caught, you lose five points off of your final score," Chris said, with a smile.
"So...we've gotta be stealthy then?" Spike asked.
"Yes, you do, and that'll be tough, since we're on a beach!" Chef yelled.
"This challenge sounds fun! Bring it on!" Pat said.
(confessional)
Pat: I hope the parties have food!
Delia: The only hot guy here is Vance...
Matt: I'm gonna be one of my teams spies, but first I need to clear my chakra's with a little meditation.
(end)
"Alright, so pick your peeps, and let's get started!" Chris said.
"Alright," Kiki said, as the Funky Chickens huddled.
"So...whose our dudes, dudes?" Michael asked.
"I say I'm one of the spies," Spike said, with a smile.
"Why you?" Shellie asked.
"Because I'm the only one here who has probably ran away from the cops more than once," Spike said, "I know how to be stealthy."
"Right, so...pick the people who will be your fellow spies then," Kiki ordered.
"Alright, I want Matt and...Edwin!" Spike said.
"Great...," Edwin sighed.
"What NOW?" Shellie asked.
"What did he do?" James asked.
"He complains about EVERYTHING, that's what!" Kelly said, backing her sister up.
"Relax ya'll, Eddie'll do fine!" Thomas said.
"It's Edwin...," Edwin sighed.
"Whatever, Thomas is right, you'll be fine Edwin," Mia smiled.
"Call me Thom, pardner'," Thomas said.
"Tom?" Shellie asked, "Okay..., how is that relevent?"
"You spelled it wrong, it isn't Tom, it's THOM!" Thomas said.
"...riiight...," Shellie sighed.
"Anyway! Back to the task at hand, so the rest of us are on party duty?" Kelsey asked.
"Yes, and now we have to pick a party theme!" James said.
"Lets do something awesome!" Michael cheered.
"That was kind of in the agenda already..., but thanks for the input Michael," Kiki said.
"No biggy!" Michael said with a smile, Kiki, Shellie, and Kelly rolled their eyes, Mia giggled.
"How about..., a Hawaiian bash?" Kelsey asked.
"A Hawaiian party eh? I like that!" Michael agreed.
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea!" Mia said.
"Alright, so what do we need?" Kiki asked.
"Pineapples, fake palm trees, hula music, grass skirts, ukuleles!" James said, "It'll be a legit luau!"
"Let's get er started then ya'll!" Thomas said with a grin.
Meanwhile, the Awkward Turtles were going through the same process.
"Who wants to spy?" Jaynie asked.
"Anyone but you or Pat!" Lauriell said.
"What is THAT supposed to mean?" Jaynie asked.
"You two are big, they'll see you coming!" Lauriell said, with narrowed eyes.
"So...who do YOU want to spy then, huh Lauriell?" Serra asked.
"I will! I'm the smallest on the team, they won't be able to find me!" Melvin said.
"That's perfect!" Vance said in agreement, patting Melvin on the back, "Allow me to join you, that should suffice, then we'll only need one more!" Vance said.
(confessional)
Vance: Spying with Melvin makes me seem like a good guy, which I am, I just want people to see past my looks, and see that I really truly am a...good person at heart.
Delia: This is my chance, I'll spy too! All I have to do is make sure that Melvin gets caught, then I'll be alone with Vance!
(end)
"I'll be the last spy!" Delia said.
"Yes!" Sark cheered, this caused Sark to get some looks, he simply shrugged it off.
"Okay..., then we have our spies, now we need a theme," David said.
"Something..., different," Sark said.
"Something..., brilliant," Kaylie said.
"Zombies!" Pat suggested.
"No..., that's weird...," Lauriell said, rolling her eyes.
"Pokemon!" Sark said.
"That's lame...," Lauriell said.
"Well, what do YOU wanna do princess?" Jaynie asked.
"A boardwalk theme, no arguing, that's what we're doing," Lauriell said.
"Gee..., real creative, is it cause we're on a beach?" Serra asked.
"Shut it!" Lauriell barked, "David, open the boxes, everyone else, start painting!" Lauriell ordered.
"Ummm...okay..., sure," David said.
"What are we doing again?" Michelle asked.
"We're doing a boardwalk theme!" Kaylie said happily.
"Oh, that's dumb..., who thought of that?" Michelle asked, looking at Lauriell.
"JUST GET TO WORK...MICHELLE!" Lauriell yelled, pointing at the paint.
Both teams got to work, The Turtles with their Boardwalk theme, and the Chickens with their Luau theme.
"I say we try and mess them up!" Vance suggested to Melvin and Delia, who were with him as the spies.
"Good idea, but how? We can't be seen or we lose fifteen points!" Melvin said nervously.
"Yeah, maybe you should just go Melvin, that way, if we lose, we can blame it all on you," Delia laughed, Melvin and Vance just looked at each other and shrugged.
Spike, Matt, and Edwin were making their way to the Awkward Turtles party site.
"You'd think it would be closer, how big is this beach anyway?" Spike asked.
"They're obviously on the other side of the island, duh!" Matt said.
"Then..., we must be close," Spike said.
"There!" Edwin pointed, as the site got bigger off in the distance.
"Alright, now we've just gotta get close without any of their members seeing," Spike said.
"How do you suggest that we do that?" Edwin asked.
"Leave that to me!" Matt said.
The Awkward Turtles were working hard, making sure that their party was looking good, they had all of the wood from the broken up crates along the small cliff edge from the main ground, and were working on games, rides, stands, and attractions for their main party, Spike, Matt, and Edwin hid underneath the Dock of Shame, to spy on their opposing team.
"Lets see if we can hear what they're saying from here...," Matt suggested.
"Good idea, I'll contact the team and tell them that we found a good spot," Spike said.
Meanwhile, back at the Funky Chickens, everything was rolling smoothly, they already had a few palm trees set up, coconuts, pineapples, grass skirts, a ukulele, a row of surfboards, and even a small volcano. Vance, Melvin, and Delia still hadn't shown up, so it was perfect.
"Guys, we're here!" Spike said into a walkie-talkie.
"Good job, have you seen anything yet?" Kiki asked.
"It looks like they're making a boardwalk or something...," Matt said.
"A boardwalk? That's good...we have to work hard!" James said.
"Definitely! Alright, get back to work guys!" Kiki ordered.
"Stop talking..., we don't need to work harder at all!" Shellie said.
"Why not?" Michael asked.
"Because they're making a boardwalk, we're making Hawaii! I'd rather go to Hawaii than a stupid boardwalk, wouldn't you guys?" Shellie asked.
"Yes..., but that's not the point, a boardwalk is a few pieces of wood, and a couple of hot dog stands, Hawaii is a whole island!" Kelsey said, "They can make a boardwalk with the wood from the crates, we can't actually remake Hawaii."
"For a smart person, you are really stupid Kelsey," Kelly said.
"Whatever...," Kelsey sighed.
"Alright ya'll, I say we stop arguing, and just work, it don't matter if Chris likes Hawaii more if there ain't no Hawaii here to go to," Thomas said.
"Good point, back to work!" Mia said.
The Awkward Turtles were doing a really quick job on their boardwalk.
"I think this boardwalk is beginning to look pretty good," Sark said.
"PRETTY good? Try really good!" David smiled.
"It looks like crap!" Lauriell said.
"What now?" Jaynie growled.
"Boardwalks are not this short," Lauriell said.
"We didn't have enough wood...," Kaylie chuckled.
"And if we used the wood we have, you'd have to balance yourself to be able to get from end to the other," David said.
"It still looks...really bad," Lauriell said.
"You haven't been doing anything though!" Serra said.
"I was painting my nails!" Lauriell said.
"Yeah, that's important!" Michelle added.
"Right..., whatever, we need to get back to work, hand me the hammer Sark," Serra said.
"Right away milady!" Sark cheered, as he handed Serra the hammer.
"When are we gonna be done?" Michelle asked.
"If you two would help, we'd be a lot quicker!" Jaynie said.
"Well our toe-nails aren't going to paint themselves!" Lauriell said in a matter of factly voice, Jaynie threw the hammer at her.
"This is ridiculous, they're going to lose from just how much they fight!" Spike said.
"Where's the fat guy?" Edwin asked.
"He's gone...," Matt gasped.
"Relax, he might be looking for us somewhere!" Spike said.
"Gotcha!" Pat yelled.
"What? How did you get there?" Spike asked.
"I snuck up, I walked around the whole island to find you guys!" Pat laughed.
"Too bad we aren't really the people you're looking for," Edwin lied.
"What?" Matt and Pat both said at the same time.
"Yeah, we cloned ourselves as decoys, the real ones are back at the Chickens party area still," Edwin said.
"Oh no! I have to get back there quick, and catch them!" Pat yelled, as he ran back off down the beach.
"To easy," Edwin said, rolling his eyes.
"Good plan kiddo!" Spike laughed.
Anyway, this chapter is done, it will continue next, we still have quite a ways to go, will Melvin, Vance, and Delia ever reach the Chickens party? Will Pat realize that he was lied to before it's to late? Will Jaynie and Lauriell just give up their sanity and kill each other? All these questions and more will be answered in Beach Party-Arty Part 2! :)
Please Read, Review, and Enjoy my friends, there is plenty more to come. :D