Chapter 4

Name: Embarrassing Mi Tomate!

Pairs: SpaMano

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia... I only own this plot

Warning: Lovino's mouth...

A/N: Sorry for the bad grammar, my teacher would always correct my grammar, that's probably why we call her the 'Grammar Nazi'

Lovino's POV

Fuck! This morning was already bad enough and now I have to go into town with this stupid Spaniard?

~This morning~

"Feliciano what the fuck do you think you're doing with that potato bastard?!" I had just walked in on Feliciano kissing that potato bastard in the kitchen! THE KITCHEN! THE FREAKING PLACE WHERE WE EAT!

"Sorry Fratello."

"You better be and why the fuck are you in my dorm for?" Uh and here I thought I could have a silent morning without potato bastard. I guess Feliciano has to ruin it huh? Ah I shouldn't blame it all on him huh?

"Ve? Oh yes I wanted to see if you had any tomatoes."

"Of course we do Feli!~" Oh here he comes.

"Just get your tomatoes and get out and take the potato bastard out with you." I mumbled.

"Aw! Is Lovi jealous?" Antonio asked as soon as Feliciano left.

"W-what? why?!" He didn't answer but he kissed me on my left cheek my hand immediately went up to touch it.

"Anyways would you like some of my tomatoes?" Antonio turned to me. We were shopping for some food since we kind of ran out of food.

"No you stupid bastard!" I love his tomatoes but like I was ever going to tell him.

"Lovi~"

"Sh-shut up!" I saw something that caught my breathe; it was a huge tomato stuffed toy!

"Lovi? You want that?" Antonio pointed to the tomato! OMG he saw me staring at it!

"No! Why the fuck would I want it?"

"Because you were drooling!"

"I was not!" I wasn't! Why the hell would I, Lovino Romano Vargas, be drooling over a stupid tomato toy? Haha! That's very funny…right?

"Lovi come on! As a good boyfriend I'll buy it for you!" Antonio shouted as he dragged me towards the toy.

"Hola~" He greeted the lady after we got the toy. The toy was at least 3 feet tall and 3 feet wide! It was so…so… fine… SO FREAKING CUTE! "My boyfriend here wants this!" Antonio said winking at the lady making her glance at me with a weird look in her face.

Antonio! I'm gonna kill you

"Aw it's hard to see couples who are this cute these days." The lady kindly smiled at us as he gave Antonio his change. Before we left the store Antonio planted a kiss on my cheek which led to making the lady having a nose bleed. Antonio gave me the tomato toy and tried to put his arm around me but I pushed it away. Then the next thing I know is that Antonio had jumped on the bench near here and is saying, "Mi tomate is Lovino Romano Vargas! He's soooo cute~" I looked around and saw that everyone was doing to same thing trying to search for the person named 'Lovino Romano Vargas'. I quickly walked up to him and pulled him down. As I tried to pull him away Antonio kept on saying the same thing over and over again making everyone turn and stare!

Fuck you Antonio!

~In an alley~

"Shut the fuck up!" I snapped.

"Lovi?"

"Stop embarrassing me!" I warned him and begins to walk away when Antonio grabbed my arms.

"Lovi, I'm sorry but I had to show everyone your mine! Didn't you see all those boys and girls staring?!" I was shocked to hear this, was this bastard actually think we're a couple?!

"Antonio listen we're not actually a couple! We're just playing the game!" Either my eyes were playing tricks on me or it's just my imagaination because after I said that Antonio's smile faded a little.

"Lovino, why don't we just try to be a couple?" Lovino?! Did he call my name instead of the nicknames? Antonio gave a me a smile well at least he tried to because any idiot could tell that this smile was fake.

"Fine you bastard." I started to walk away again I didn't hear Antonio's step for a while but then I heard it again then a arm reached for mine and pulled me into a kiss.

"Stupid bastard!" I felt my face burning up.

"Lovi!" The Spaniard cooed.

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Kissing you? Why?" For once I was speechless. "Fusososososo don't get mad Lovi! Be happy!"

"Why the fuck are you always happy?" I whispered.

"Huh?"

"Nothing."

"Okay, come on then!" Antonio begins to drag me this time towards… a restaurant?

"Oi, Bastard why the hell are you dragging me towards a restaurant?"

"Lovi I'm inviting you to dinner as a couple." Couple that word… It somehow felt nice to hear it. I guess whatever this bastard says always makes me happy, somehow.

~Flashback~

The first day I came to this school was hell! First the secretary pulled on my curl! I almost bite her hand off if a certain Spaniard didn't come.

"Hola, this is the new chico?"

"Yes , this is Lovino Vargas." The secretary quickly said before going back to the office.

"Hola mi amigo! My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo."

"You heard the lady my name is Lovino."

"Okay well I'm in charge of showing you where to go Lovi!"

"Lovino!"

"Lovi come on!" This stupid bastard is not going to change my name is he? Oh well.

"Fine you bastard."

For the rest of the morning Antonio showed me my classrooms, my locker location and my dorm which he found out that I was his new roommate. DOOMS DAY! I said to myself.

"Fratello!" I turned around to face my brother whom everyone liked.

"Who's this?" Antonio asked.

"This is my brother Feliciano."

"Ve~"

"Aw! So cute!" The Spaniard cooed.

"Shut up!"

"Lovino, grandpa told me to tell you that to be good to everyone and your roommate. Ve~" Feliciano said as he skipped away.

"Your brother is cute but I think you're way cuter!" I felt my face burn up just by that sentence.

"So cute~"

"S-shut up you bastard!"

"Aw you hurt my feeling Lovi."

"Just go away." Antonio checked his watch and almost jumped.

"Sorry Lovi but this is my lunch hour so I'll see you later?"

"Okay bye."

"Adios!"

As he left I could only question why everyone liked my brother. Sure he's good at art, singing, etc and he's kind.

Oh I see… Feliciano was what everyone calls a sweetie, while people call me the meanie. Would I ever find anyone who will like me? The bastard seems to be interested in me… He's cute and nice and he has a nice body… What the fuck am I thinking of? I mentally slapped myself.

~End of flashback~

"Lovi?"

"Hm?"

"Come on! I've been calling you for 10 minutes!"

"S-shut up!"

"Lovi!"

I guess this game Francis made is not that bad… not that I ever will tell anyone about my secrets and feelings that I keep in the bottom of my heart.

I'm scared of getting hurt…

A/N: LOL I finished chapter 3 and 4 the same day! Please review if you can thanks!

Next chapter: Secret…

Pairs: Secret...

Warning: Sadness?