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"So Alan, what grade are you in?"

"Tenth grade."

"Alan is going to be the Capitan of the soccer team next semester." Jeff added.

"That's very impressive."

"He is such big hypocrite. I was in the Air Force, that's much better than stupid Capitan of the Soccer team." Scott glared as he took a sip of his scotch. "Ugh, why am I drinking this? I hate scotch."

"Don't you dare spit it on me!" John said glaring.

"Get over it, John. Big deal I spited over you."

"It was hot coffee!"

"I thought Dad loved me." Gordon whimpered. "If my own father doesn't like me, nobody else will. I'm doomed." He hid his face behind his hands dramatically.

"This is not about you, Gordon. It's about him lying to me… I mean us!" Scott said. "John give me your phone!"

"Why? Take Virgil's."

"No, give him yours Glenn!"

"Give me a phone, before you go from pretty to deformed." Scott threaten, as he grabbed both collar of their shirts. Quickly he had two phones awaiting to be picked. "Let's see what you do Jeff." Quickly he dialed his father's number.

"Excuse me I have a call." Jeff said not reading the name flashed on his phone's screen. "Hello."

"Tell her about us."

"Oh hey Howard." He said looking behind him glaring at a younger reflection of himself.

"Tell her or else."

"What?" He said, not believing he was being black mailed by his twenty five year old son. Scott hadn't pulled something like that for at least 2 months.

"Or I will personally introduce myself as your bastard son."

"No need to go drama , Howie."

"Want to try me?"

"I'm a little busy, Howard, we'll discuss this first thing in the morning."

"You are pushing it, Jeff."

"I'll see you tomorrow, bye." He hung up and gave a last glare to his sons.

"What was it?" Angela asked.

"Nothing, just a business call. What were we talking about?" He smiled.

"Well I brought Alan a gift."

"You did?" He said giving Alan a look of 'don't mess this up.'

"Well it's a small thing but I have seen kids nowadays really like them so I thought." She passed Alan a little box and he smiled at what was inside.

"Great new wayfarer's!" Alan smiled. "Gordon broke my other ones, thank you!"

"Who is Gordon?" Angela asked.

"My brother." Alan was so distracted by his brand new glasses he slipped confidential information. Until Jeff kicked his leg under the table. "My friend, but he is like a brother!"

"Oh, that's sweet. It must be so nice to be only child. I grew up with four brothers. It was horrible."

"Really?" Alan eyed Jeff.

"Yes, the bathroom was never free."

"You have no privacy."

"Not a single moment for yourself. I'm so glad it's all over."

"I'm sure it wasn't all bad." Jeff said nervously as the boys were moving their table closer to theirs.

"Awful it's the word. Worst days of my life."

"Sure?" Alan said.

"Very." They heard something plopping next to them and there were the four elder Tracy's with straight faces. Jeff was definitely scared. "Hello?"

"Hi, I'm Scott Jeff's bastard. In fact we all are." The ex air force pilot smiled devilishly.

"What?" Angela laughed not believing what she was hearing.

"He doesn't want us because Scott is a psycho, John is delinquent and Virgil is bipolar." Gordon added. "But I'm the best one I'm an Olympic swimmer."

"Yes you were on the news." Angela looked suspiciously at Jeff who groaned in frustration.

"You mean I have four other brothers I didn't know of!" Alan gasped.

"Cut the act! Fine! You win! They are all my sons, and they are not bastards! That's Scott he was an Air Force pilot, John is an astronaut, Virgil is an artist and for the first time Gordon is not lying about himself he is actually an Olympic swimmer. I have five sons yes I could have a volley ball team if I wanted."

"Five kids. Whoa! Lot's of taxes."

"It's not such a big deal he is rich." Virgil let slip.

"What?"

"I'm the Jeff Tracy, the business man, billionaire, father to five crazy and inconsiderate boys. I lied to you. But as you see I don't have a very normal family."

"Well it's not that bad I mean I get it."

"You do?"

"I use to lie and say I lived in a foster home."

"Hey! I do that." Virgil said earning a glare from Jeff.

"So it wasn't that bad." Scott said falling in the couch.

"No it wasn't. It was actually fun." John said, and Jeff chuckled.

"I got a pair of new glasses I'm pretty happy myself." Alan said.

"What about you dad?" Gordon asked.

"Well it was fun, but dating is not my thing. I realized that. I'll go back to my hobbies."

"Which are?"

"Spending time with my five very insane sons." He said wrapping his arms around Scott and Alan. The teen rolled his eyes putting on some random show. "Oh Alan you can't watch this, you are too young and susceptible."

He took the control from Alan and switched to the Super Bowl re runs. Making his five sons groan. "So Scott some girl phoned you earlier, she seemed nice."

"That was for a credit card." Scott said sinking in his seat.

"No I mean a Kate girl, she said you had been seeing each other for over three weeks." Jeff gave him a mean smile that started the mocking.

"Scottie has a girl!" Gordon mocked. And he and Alan started singing "Scott and Kate sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love…"

Life was back to normal.

Unfortunately.

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