So I have no idea where this came from, I hadn't intended to write this so soon but it just sort of hit me... This takes place before the other three chapters and tells how our three boys came together. Enjoy!

Crazy Angles

Remus sat next to Tonks, hoping he looked less forlorn than he felt.

He sighed, he had ruined everything, well no, She had ruined everything.

He had been wallowing in alcohol because Severus wouldn't even look at him and Harry was off limits. He wanted to beat his head against something, he hadn't meant to fall in love with the boy, he was only "the boy" so Remus could remind himself just how old Harry wasn't, but by the love of Godric's hairless testicles he wanted to find out how smooth Harry was, everywhere. He wanted to taste him, to fill him and be filled by him and hold him and see him grow with their child.

He vowed to never drink again. Because that's how this had happened. He had been halfway through a bottle of scotch or brandy or vodka or something when She had arrived. Only he hadn't realized that it had been She, because She had looked like a mix of both of Them, all dark and hard and Remus could still feel that hard cock in his arse.

Great now he was rock hard and She was looking rather hungry.

A month later She had approached him and announced that she was pregnant. And he was the father.

He didn't remember any of but she had pensive memories of it. Evidence.

He refused to meet Severus' eyes or Harry's knowing the hurt and disappoint he'd see in them.

xXx

Severus had been watching the two for quite some time. He knew, that despite their genial smiles, they were both miserable.

Remus had been trapped into that "relationship", he snorted at the thought, by a desperate woman who knew she didn't have a chance with the man she wanted but he had no proof. There had been no evidence that Her memories hadn't been tampered with and Remus didn't remember that night at all. And no amount of legilimency or pulled memories would unveil more than a thick fog of despair and lust.

There was still hope for Harry though.

He watched the young man with the redheaded wench beside him and had to bite back an amused snort as he whispered something to her and pushed her hand away.

She just didn't seem to understand why he wouldn't want her, especially when half the student population already had.

Her hand was back on his thigh, and if the look of disgusted anger was anything to go by then yes, there was still hope for Harry.

xXx

'Why don't we go up to your room, we could have some privacy,' Ginny whispered, in what she thought was supposed to a seductive manner but was really just sounded like she'd run around the house a hundred times.

Harry snarled before pushing back from the table causing everyone, Remus, Snape and Tonks, to look at them, though really, for Severus and Remus it was just an excuse to openly look at Harry.

'Will you give it up already?' he blurted louder than he intended, shoving her hand away from his crotch.

'Harry,' Ginny looked scandalized.

'We've had this discussion, we're done, as in over. I'm still gay, and it's not just an excuse,' he said, sounding like he was explaining something to a small child. Severus had to bite his tongue to keep from showing his amusement. Remus' eyes widened in surprise, yes he'd heard the rumours and read the paper but he didn't know if he should actually believe it.

'It's just a phase,' Ginny began, as she stood, attempting to slid her hands up his chest, but squeaked when Harry grabbed her wrists.

'No, it isn't,' Harry stated as he pushed away from Ginny, letting her hands go.

'But Harry,' she reached out to touch him but he snarled at her, causing her to step back in fear.

'But nothing, we're done Ginny, I don't mean to be rude, but I haven't been giving you any hints or leading you on in anyway, I've tried to be polite but nothing seems to penetrate that thick skull of yours. There is no us and there never will be an us, so do yourself a favour and get over it and move on,' by the end of Harry's mini rant Ginny was in tears.

'But I love you!' she cried, throwing herself at him.

'You're like a sister to me, Ginny,' he said softly as he peeled her off himself to hold her at arm's length.

Finally, with a whimper, she turned and fled, a moment later they heard the fire flare and then it was silent.

xXx

'Was that really necessary, Harry?' Tonks asked, with a disapproving look.

'You don't get to say anything,' he snarled at Tonks, both Remus and Tonks were shocked at the anger on Harry's face.

'Harry,' Remus warned, half-heartedly. Harry and Tonks had always gotten on fairly well.

'I love you, Remus, probably more than I should but she,' he pointed an accusing finger at Tonks, 'is a lying whore,' he stated.

Severus and Remus blinked at Harry stupidly, while Tonks paled, wrapping protective arms around her swollen belly.

'I wondered about the two of you, and the suddenness of it, so I got a hold of the memories, being Harry Potter has it's uses, and I studied them, intensely. You see, everyone seems to forget that you can change you're appearance at will.' Even Severus was impressed with Harry's smirk.

Suddenly Harry had his wand pointed at Tonks' belly, Severus had his wand in his hand but didn't move from the shadows and Remus didn't know if he should protect the mother of his child or hide under the table.

'We're covering pregnancies in class, and we've just learned the spell to detect one, I would like to see what happens when it's cast on a pregnant woman,' Harry stated conversationally. 'May I?' he asked, absurdly polite.

Tonks glanced at Remus, who seemed to be finding pieces to his mental puzzle. She didn't know what to do, she was damned if she let Harry, and damned if she didn't. She sighed and tried to keep her tears at bay, but nodded her consent.

Before casting the spell, Harry bent to pull a textbook from his bag, he placed it on the table for Remus, wanting to have proof for the man.

Severus watched Harry, who despite all his bravado and anger, seemed to be genuinely scared.

The white light left Harry's wand and surrounded Tonks' belly. The quartet watched in expectation for the glow to change colour; blue for a boy, pink for a girl, purple for twins and green if it was too soon to tell.

Everyone was silent as the glow darkened to black.

Tonks seized her moment by the horns and was suddenly bawling as she wrapped her arms around her belly and started screaming, 'my baby! What have you done to my baby?'

Harry turned pained apologetic eyes to Remus who was staring at the black around Tonks' belly in pained horror.

Severus read the book over Remus' shoulder, if the glow becomes red, then the foetus is in danger, something has happened to it and immediate medical actions must be taken. If the glow is black, then a foetus never existed.

Severus looked to the hysterical Tonks in sadness, to go so far... the thought was cut off as several things happened at once.

Several others who'd been in the house burst into the kitchen, wands drawn, ready for battle.

The sight that met them wasn't one they were expecting, Harry was standing in front of Tonks, his arms crossed, watching her with a look of disgust.

Remus was absolutely still as his mind tried to process what he was seeing.

Severus was leaning over Remus, reading from a book.

Tonks was still rocking and wailing.

A sudden slap quieted the horrid sound of Tonks, who whimpered pathetically.

Molly was looming over the woman, if anyone would know the meaning of the black around Tonks' middle it would be Molly. Everyone else looked slightly clueless, except for Hermione who was glaring murderously at Tonks.

'Everyone get out,' she ordered turning to move everyone out of the kitchen doorway.

'How could you?' Remus asked, clearly devastated at the loss of a child that never was.

'I love you!' she blurted as she tried to fling herself at the werewolf, but Molly held her back, in a surprisingly tight grip.

'I don't even know you,' Remus said flatly, he was still staring at the now grey glow.

'Come on, Wolf,' Severus cajoled softly, pulling Remus away from Tonks.

Harry blocked out Molly yelling at Tonks as he watched the pair sadly, he had just ruined any chance he might have had with Remus.

At the door, Remus stopped and turned, 'Harry?' he called gently. Harry met Remus' eyes and knew that all wasn't lost. Remus didn't hate him.

'I'm sorry, Remy,' he said as he moved to take Remus' offered hand.

'Me too,' Remus gave Harry's hand a squeeze as Severus led the pair past the apparition wards. Pulling them both to his tightly, they disappeared with a crack.

Molly was still yelling at Tonks.

xXx

The trio reappeared in the living room at a renovated Spinner's End.

Harry settled Remus on the couch as Severus went to get tea, something he preferred to do the muggle way since it gave him time to think.

This wasn't what he'd expected to happen.

But it had and he was faintly impressed by Harry's (Gryffindor-ish) impulsiveness.

He was mildly afraid for Tonks but at the moment he was more worried about Remus.

He could hear the pair talking in the other room, but he couldn't make out what they were saying. Even with his sensitive hearing.

He set everything on a tray and carried it out to the other two. Harry gave Severus a tentative smile as he sat down, the younger man then went about making tea for them, knowing how each man preferred his brew.

'I thought she was you,' Remus blurted after a few moments of awkward silence.

'Who?' Harry asked, sounding like an owl and blushing for feeling foolish.

'Either or, both,' he replied, 'I'm sorry.'

'Yes well,' Severus began, cutting Harry off but giving him a look of apology, 'it seems we are all sorry for our poor divination's grade,' he glared weakly at Harry who sniggered.

Remus offered Severus a bemused smile.

'Thank you, Harry,' Remus pulled Harry into a one-armed hug, careful of their still hot cups of tea.

Harry flushed, 'you just looked so miserable,' he stammered, causing Remus to chuckle, surprising the others.

'I was, and I was close to breaking it off, I was just trying to figure out what to do about the child,' he replied, his eyes darkening in anger even as tears clouded his vision. Harry quickly set both their cups on the table and pulled the older man into a proper hug.

Severus sighed and set his tea on the table before joining his pack on the couch. He knew how much Remus had wanted the child.

'In time, perhaps we can have our own,' he ventured, not quite daring to meet either one's gaze, 'I'm sorry if I...' He was surprised when two pairs of lips fought over his own. Eventually one pair claimed his mouth as the other moved to his throat, mouthing his Adam's apple.

His hands moved to the hair of his attackers, he managed to figure out that the thick, soft hair belonged to the mouth on his and the fine, silken locks belonged to the one at his throat.

He moaned as he watched the pair as they tried to devour each other before his lips were claimed again and someone was sucking on his throat, where it met his shoulder.

By some divine force of will, Severus managed to pull the pair away from him, getting a keening noise from one and a whimper from the other.

'While I do appreciate the attention, perhaps in lieu of recent events we should take this a touch more slowly,' he offered.

Both Remus and Harry cupped his half hard cock through his trousers.

He moaned and bucked his hips.

'I think Remus needs a bit of comfort tonight,' Harry leered, rubbing himself against Severus' leg.

'I think he's right,' Remus concurred, as he waved his hand to expand the couch they were on, his hips rocking against Severus' other thigh.

Severus gave each arse a squeeze as a hand delved into his open trousers.

Harry had freed him from his confines as Remus pulled open Harry's trousers. Harry moaned as his hand tightened on the velvet steel in his hands.

Severus felt the tingle of wandless magic before they were all suddenly naked, they all moaned at the skin to skin contact. Remus latched onto one of Severus' nipples as Severus slid two fingers into Harry's tight channel.

He pulled both men onto himself as best he could, and Harry began to stroke three cocks as best he could and Remus was guiding Severus' hand to his own entrance as his hand joined Harry's.

As Severus slid a third finger into Harry, the brat cried out and his muscles clinched around Severus' fingers and he coated them with his spunk and then Remus and Severus followed.

The trio lay in a tangled, messy heap on the chair, panting and still slightly dazed from their mutual bliss.

Remus whispered a cleaning charm and while it wasn't as good as a wash cloth it would do for now.

Harry gave a contented sigh as he snuggled into the heat of them. Remus gently tucked some stray hair behind his ear.

Harry caught the hand and kissed the palm, he held it tightly before resting the joined hands on Severus' chest, above his heart.

'This is what I've been missing,' he said softly, kissing the expanse of chest under his cheek.

'Sex?' Severus asked with a smirk.

'No, you git, pack.'

Severus made some sort of noise that might have been agreement as he kissed the top of Harry's head and then Remus'.

It took Remus a minute to realise that Harry was right, he felt... complete, more so then when he'd been with Tonks and waiting for his cub.

He gave Harry's hand a soft kiss before giving one to Severus' chest, since he seemed to be too tired to go for Severus' lips because they were too far away and settled against Severus.

'Pack,' he repeated with a smile and a yawn.