Urgh...
Where am I...?
Is this...? Freddy Fazbear's Pizza...?
Doesn't... urgh... look like it... Let's... ask that guy...
Hey! You! ...agh... is this Freddy's...?
"Who... the FUCK... are you?"
HEY! I asked the question first, biatch! Oh, and for your information, I am the awesome fucking Puppet.
"This is Fazbear's Fright. I am the one and only... SPRINGTRAP!"
Your voice reminds me of this one guy, I met. He was a dick. He murdered me.
"THAT'S ME, YA DINGUS!"
Don't call me that! :'( And wait, what?
"Fuck you."
FUCK YOU, SPRINGTRAP!
I'm just gonna explore this place.
...
How lovely. Lovely, lovely pictures. They're all fucking stup- HEY! THERE'S ONE OF ME!
Wait a second. This looks nothing like me. I could swear I was-
OH, MY GOD! I'M BURNT! I'M UGLY!
UGLY!
UGLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
D': I'M GONNA DIEEEE!
NOOOOOOO!
Oh, wait, I'm fine.
BUT I'M BURNT AND UGLY! LIKE BONNIE! AND FREDDY! AND CHICA! AND FOXY!
"We heard fucking ALL of that."
Oh, you bitches are here too. AND BB!? WHY IS FUCKING BB HERE!?
Ugh... Wait, where's Bonnie?
"I don't fucking know."
Wait... that means...
NO!
I CAN'T TELL BONNIE TO GO FUCK HERSELF!
NOOOOOOOOO!
Why must this happen to me, God?
WHYYYY!
I'm going to go and suicide.
"You can't do that. You can't die. Your a puppet, for one, and you are also dead. And a phantom, like us."
I know that, FREDDY! I'll just go and pretend I suicided.
...
Welp. Here goes-
WHAT!? THE KNIFE JUST WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY NECK!
"I just told you."
...Freddy. Were you really watching me suicide?
"Well... Yeah."
Fuck you, Freddy.
Ugh... it doesn't feel as awesome to tell you to fuck yourself.
NOW, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
"Arr, wha' abou' me?"
YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, TOO! YOUR DIALOG IS TOO HARD TO MAKE! IT'S SO MANY APOSTROPHES!
So... bored...
ARGHHH!
I'M SO BORED!
BORED!
Wait... I have the security guard to kill!
Yeah! It'll be like good ol' days, when I screamed at him and ate his face.
YAY!
...
RAAAAAAA!
Wait a second.
Why aren't you dying?
WHY AM I JUST STARING AT YOUR FACE!
I WANT TO KILL YOU!
ARHGHAHRHAHEHAEHHGHGH!
LET ME KILL YOU!
This is all just fucking ass-fuckery.
FUCK YOU, SECURITY GUARD!
RAWR.
Oh, look, he died!
"That wasn't you, fucker."
STUPID FUCKING SPRINGTRAP!
FUCK YOU, SPRINGTRAP!
WAHHH!
I am now going to run away and cry forever.
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"KEEP CRYING, YOU BABY!"
Wait, a second.
I know that voice, anywhere.
IT'S... Bonnie?
YESH! FUCK YOU, BONNIE!
FUCK YOU! AHAHAHAA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
"Yeah, you missed me, didn't ya?"
WOOO!
*Jumps off a cliff*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOOHOOOO!
God, I'm happy.
*splat*
BUT I'M STILL ALIIIIVE!
God, why did you even start this story, Frenzy-Dementia?
Because, aliens.
No, I'm serious.
Because, fuck you.
No, I'm really serious, here.
Fuck you, Puppet. No one likes you.
Well, how nice of you.
Fuck you, Frenzy_Dementia!
No, I said fuck you, first.
Now, to the reader:
I-
No one cares about the reader!
This is my story!
I think we've broken the fourth wall enough times, biatch.
'A Puppet Carol' will no longer be a story. I hate this story and I am going to dele-
HA! APRIL FOOOOOLLLZZZ!
It's not April Fools, dickhead.
It's not?
No, it WAS fucking Easter.
Well.
Frenzy-Dementia is lying, anyway.
We're not going to stop the story, NOW.
'Coz... why would we?
Because... it's not even funny, anymore?
Pffft, what are you saying?
Everybody loves me!
Go kill yourself, Puppet.
Been there, done that.
Failed.
WILL PUPPET MANAGE TO FIGHT BACK SPRINGTRAP!?
WILL HE TOLERATE THE CONSTANT JEERS!?
WILL HE DEPRIVE SPRINGTRAP OF HIS CHARM, TO GET ALL THE LADIES?!
WILL HE DO SHIT!?
PROBABLY NOT, BUT STAY TUNED NEXT TIME ON...
PUPPET'S ADVENTUAHS.
I like the sound of that!
Hey guys! I'm back, finally, after screwing around a little too much. This story will be slow-paced updates, from now on, as I'm not able to update it as often. Anyway, thanks for reading. I hope you all have a beautiful day...