Katniss Everdeen: "They say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator." In an elevator. Ready for the Gamemakers.

Comments:

Haymitch Abernathy: Go get 'em girl!

Peeta Mellark: Good luck babe. ;D

Gale Hawthorne: What. the Fuck. Peeta Mellark, I will squish the dough out of you.

Peeta Mellark: Come at me, bro. Katniss + Peeta forever.

Gale Hawthorne: Ah. Peenis forever?

Peeta Mellark: Damn you.

Katniss Everdeen: First arrow shot.

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Haymitch Abernathy: And?

Katniss Everdeen: Second shot.

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Haymitch Abernathy: And?

Katniss Everdeen: Third shot.

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Haymitch Abernathy: Damn it woman! What happened?

Katniss Everdeen: Sworn to secrecy, remember? Can't tell.

Haymitch Abernathy: IT'S OKAY IF YOU TELL US.

Katniss Everdeen: Okay. I shot the Gamemakers.

Haymitch Abernathy: See, that wasn't so hard. It all worked out.. Wait...

Katniss Everdeen posted on The Gamemakers wall: What? Kat got your tongue? ;)

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President Snow sent Seneca Crane a private message: This. Is. Ridiculous.

Seneca Crane sent President Snow a private message: She's got fire.

President Snow sent Seneca Crane a private message: Fire will burn us all down!

Seneca Crane sent President Snow a private message: She's an underdog.

President Snow sent Seneca Crane a private message: That's what I was. Now look at me.

Seneca Crane sent President Snow a private message: She has a nice butt.

President Snow sent Seneca Crane a private message: Okay, keep her...

Katniss Everdeen: ELEVEN! HELLS YES TO THE 1 TO THE 1!

Comments:

Haymitch Abernathy: So proud. :'( My little baby, off to destroy people. Touching.

Peeta Mellark: Well, I got an eight? Huh? Huh?

Mrs. Mellark: YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! BEAT THE DAISIES OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS! :D

Gale Hawthorne: I believe it is... beat the katniss out of those little shits. Good job Catnip. :)

Mr. Mellark: Yes, we're celebrating your obvious victory right now. Lots of cake! And money!

Peeta Mellark: You know what 'dear family'? Fuck me.

Gale Hawthorne: No thank you.

Rye Mellark, Mr. Mellark and Mrs. Mellark like this.

Katniss Everdeen: Ha ha! So the little bun got scared and ran away. Haymitch says we're being coached separately now. Well I got news for you Peeee-ta! CAN'T BAKE THIS!

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Mrs. Mellark: Oh yes we can! Buy our Katniss cakes now on sale!

Caesar Flickerman: Ladies and Gentlemen of Panem! The 74th Annual Hunger Games Tribute Interviews will commence now!

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Caesar Flickerman posted on Glimmer's wall: So Glimmer... you're looking gorgeous tonight.

Glimmer posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: I got dolled up for one person, and one person only.

Comments:

Cato: Mine. Mine. Mine.

Marvel: Hit me baby!

Cato: What'd I tell you fuck face? Back off!

President Snow: Glimmer. You are my teenage dream.

Glimmer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love you santa baby!

Marvel: What the hell...

Caesar Flickerman posted on Cato's wall: Cato, my boy! Wow. Hold on folks. Look at those muscles... This is no boy.

Comments:

Marvel: Yeah, he's a hamster.

Cato: Shut up. Caesar, do you wanna feel them?

Caesar Flickerman: Can I? :D

Clove: Not very impressive...

Cato: You little–Wait. Clove? Is your profile picture actually you?

Clove: No doofus, it's my dog. Yes, that's me.

Cato: I like what I see... um... do you wanna watch me work out or something...?

Clove: This better be good. Or my knife meets your neck.

Cato: Don't worry. You'll have the time of your life. ;)

Clove: Stick to hitting on those punching bags, not on me.

Caesar Flickerman posted on District 5 Female Tribute's wall: So... what's your name?

District 5 Female Tribute posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: I don't know. You tell me.

Caesar Flickerman posted on District 5 Female Tribute's wall: No seriously. I need to know.

District 5 Female Tribute posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: Let's just call me Loo King Good.

Caesar Flickerman posted on District 5 Female Tribute's wall: Okay, Loo King Good... nice name.

District 5 Female Tribute posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: Thank you. :)

Caesar Flickerman posted on Rue's wall: Hello little girl.

Rue posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: What the hell is wrong with you. Do I look little? Tell that to your wiener. That's who's little.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Rue's wall: Sorry Rue, you are a big girl.

Rue posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: Now your calling me fat?

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: Good day Thresh.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: How do you do?

Thresh posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: Good.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: That's wonderful. Are you excited for the games?

Thresh posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: No.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: Is your family happy?

Thresh posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: No.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: Are you happy?

Thresh posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: No.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: Well, will you be happy?

Thresh posted on Caesar Flickerman's wall: When I use your head my potty plunger.

Caesar Flickerman posted on Thresh's wall: Moving on.

~FIN~

Hello! What do you think so far? If you want any random pairings thrown on, let me know and I'll see if I can fit it in. D.