A/N Hello! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Its been hectic around where I am. My best friend has a disease, so I'm worried sick about her. Also, to Trina the Dauntless. Yes I get to throw the knife because its my story. Anyway, thank you for the reviews, especially from Trina the Dauntless. She's my friend from school and to know someone who reads my stories is just great. So thank you Trina! I might be posting a new story. Its also going to be Kuroshitsuji. I think that Kuroshitsuji is just my thing. Its easiest to write about as well. I recently finished season one and started season two so yeah my stories will be better! Yay!

I do not own Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler.

Chapter 4: Trying To Get Alice To Wear A Gown

~Alice's POV~

After Evangeline got rid of the annoyances, it was quiet. I don't like quiet, with a passion. Quiet is my enemy. I guess Evangeline is a mind reader because she gave the shut-up-and-deal look. Which means I can't make noise. Damn...

"Well, this has been fun and all, but I need to change into something different," Eva says,"at least something that's different than this."

"I'm just going to follow whatever she says," I say and follow Eva.

After we change clothing(I finally can wear jeans!) we head back to Ciel's study where JP has not moved one inch. I'm surprised. Normally he wouldn't be able to sit still while in the same room as a smexy demon butler and an adorable little shota! I know I wouldn't!

Anyway, Evangeline changed into something that she would normally wear. The thing is, she may or may not have similar clothing choices as Trancy. She's wearing midnight blue booty shorts, thigh high black socks, knee high blue converse, a really low cut midnight blue top(not unusual...hooker), and a long black coat. Just goes to show you what anime does to your wardrobe...

I, on the other hand, was wearing a purple shirt,with a black blazer, purple converse, and black skinny jeans. I look fabulous! Oh dear lord, I sound like Rarity from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic! I need to not watch that anymore.

"Ponies!?" Evangeline says out of no where. Shit, I guess she can read minds...

"No, no ponies," I say. Eva looks crestfallen that there were no ponies. Oh I'm going to regret this.

"Hey, how about after lunch we hooked up some wi-fi in this place and watch some episodes of ponies?" You should have seen her face. She looked like Tena from Tena On S-Strings when she got Dango.

"Really!?" I nod. She squeals and everyone loses their hearing.

~Evangeline's POV~

"So, Ciel,"JP says," was there something you wanted to inform us of?"

" Ah yes," Ciel says,"I have decided to host a party here." Alice and I anime fell. Ciel, THE Ciel Phantomhive, has decided to HOST a party!? What has 19th century London come to!?

"Oh don't look so surprised you two," JP says. We just stare at him. He doesn't know the pain I have to go through. Trying to get Alice to wear a full on gown is a pain in the ass! A knee length dress is one thing. Out of no where, Alice starts laughing. We all stare at her like she's crazy.(Minus Sebastian. I don't think he has never done that.)

"A-Alice...are you okay," I ask. She just keeps laughing.

"Sorry," she says,"but there is no way I'm wearing a dress to a party. Back where we come from, we wear either booty shorts or jeans. Unless your a hooker. That's a different story." Okay, there is only one way that she'll wear one.

"Alice," I say," may I speak to you outside?" She nods and follows me out of the study.

"Listen here, munchkin," I say sternly,"either you wear a dress or no Diaura for 2 months." Her eyes became saucers. I nod.

"Y-y-you wouldn't d-dare."

"Oh, but I do dare." Alice sighs.

"...Fine."

"Good girl," I walk back into the study. " She'll wear a dress." I sit down next to JP.

"Did you threaten to not let her listen to Diaura,"JP asks knowingly. I nod.

"And it worked," I say. I feel Light Yagami right now. All I need is a Death Note and a Ryuk(?) and I'm going to the most epic bitch ever. On second thought, giving me a Death Note would be a very bad idea...

"So when is this party," I ask.

"In 4 days," Ciel says. JP and I nod. Alice sighs.

"Well, then," I say,"do you need any help preparing?" JP looks at me.

"Oh dear god. What just happened," JP asks.

"What?"

"You, Evangeline, just volunteered for something."

"So?"

"So,"JP says,"you never do that." I shrug.

"I just did," I say," deal." With that I went to go find out what gown/dress Alice should wear. If I can't find one within the room I'll just make one. I already saw the dress was gong to wear. I scanned the wardrobe for an Alice-y dress. Nothing at all. Fine then, I'll just make one. And I had the perfect idea for it.

It would be black and red. It would be floor length, with three tiers each edged in black ribbon. The top would be like a corset in the front with a frilly black lace behind the ribbons and more lace bordering the side where the ribbons were attached. At the top of the dress there would be a black satin bow and the sleeves would be long and flare out and the wrist. I was a genius. All I need now is some fabric and I can start. I'm known by all my anime friends to be the fastest person to make cosplay. I learned from my older sister. But I'm lazy when it comes to actually making cosplay. I'm like my sister. So normally I whip up a cosplay which looks like it took me forever to make(which knowing me, it probably did) when it only took me three days to actually make.

I was going to wear a midnight blue dress. I've read too many Fan Fics that have the main female character wearing a deep sea green dress. This is going to be different.

"JP!" JP comes running in.

"What happened!? Who died!?" I glare at him. "Sorry, touchy subject."

"I need red fabric, preferably silk, and black trim," I say.

"Why do you need that," JP says. Boys...

"I'm making Alice a dress," I say.

"Why?"

"Don't question my actions."

"Alright. Well, how do you assume I am supposed to obtain these items?"

"Just go into town. Easy."

"I am not going to go into town just because you want to cosplay," JP sighs.

"Look here, smartass. This is the only way to get Alice to wear a dress. She has to think its a cosplay," I say. Its the only way besides threatening to not let her listen to Diaura.

"Uh huh. How exactly are you going to get here to think that. She's smarter than both of us,"JP says. I hit him upside the head.

"I haven't figured it out yet,"I say. Lets just hope that she will listen.

~O.o~

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. JP...With a spork. I guess I should tell you what happened. Well, I finally got him to get off his fat ass to get me fabric. Took me and hour and a half...Anyway, when he came back guess who he brought with him? If you said Alois fucking Trancy you would be correct. I thought he was going to, like, just die somewhere, I don't know! He might as well or I'm going to kill him. So at the moment, I am currently trying very hard(truly) not to go on a murdering spree.

"What are you doing," Alois asks for the fifth time in an hour. I've chosen to ignore him. Its not working.

"I'm sewing a dress for Alice," I finally say in defeat.

"Why?"

"Because I can."

"Its not an answer." If I bitch slap you will that be an answer?

"I don't give a flying fuck"I say and pin the fabric to the makeshift pattern.

"Can't you try to watch your language around a noble," Alois complains.

"I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck." Lord have mercy on his annoying blonde soul. "Why don't you go annoy Ciel or something and not bother me." I pin another piece.

"I don't want to. Your fun to annoy." Another piece.

" Ten points for Gryffindor." Or Slytherin in this case.

"What's 'Gryffindor'?"

"Something from a book."

"Which book?"

"One from my time where you are only a character on a show,"I mutter. I say louder,"Its called Harry Potter. It is not written or published yet because its not from this time." I pin the last piece. I'm hungry.

"Oh." The door opens. Who came to save me!? Alice!

"Oh my god am I glad to see you," I say. Alice takes one look at what I'm doing then at Alois and walks away. Wait take me with you! Damn...

"What was that all about," Alois asks.

"Hell if I know." I need some music. Stat.

I walk over to my bag and take out my portable speakers which I take with me everywhere and my iPod. I put my iPod on shuffle and Lacrimosa* starts playing. Isn't that ironic...Whatever. I have to finish this dress. I start lowly singing along. Alice keeps trying to get me to stop doing that but i don't listen.

kurayami no naka de mutsumi au

zetsubou to mirai wo

kanashimi wo abaku tsuki akari

tsumetaku terashiteta

kimi no kureta himitsu wo shirube ni

aoi yoru no shizukesa wo yuku

Alois looks at me funny, but keeps his mouth shut. The long notes make my voice louder.

Lacrimosa

tooku kudakete kieta

mabushii sekai wo mou ichido aishitai

hitomi no naka ni yume wo kakushite

yogoreta kokoro ni

namida ga ochite kuru made

I sense another presence within the room. I sew one of the sleeves.

maboroshi no basha wa yami wo wake

hikari no aru hou he

yume to iu wana ga bokutachi wo

homura he izanau

sora no ue no mujihi na kamigami ni wa

donna sakebi mo todoki wa shinai

Lacrimosa...

Two more presences. Total 4. And half of the sleeve finished.

bokura wa moesakaru takigi tonari

itsuka sono sora wo yaki tsuku sou

One sleeve finished...

Lacrimosa

koko ni umarete ochita

chi nureta sekai wo osorezu ni aishitai

yurusareru yori yurushi shinjite

yogoreta chijou de

namida no hibi wo kazoete

As the song slowly fades, applause starts. I jump slightly and look up from my sewing. There's Alois, Ciel, Sebastian, Claude, Mey-rin, Bardroy, Finni, Alice, and JP. When they all appeared I don't know.

"Your a wonderful singer Miss Evangeline," Finni complements. I blush slightly.

"Thank you," I reply. I'm always shy in these situations. Its just very uncomfortable.

"That's our Eva-chan," JP and Alice say.

"Truly splendid," Ciel says.

"That was great Evangeline." Alois glomps me. Alice giggles at the sight of me blushing while being glomped by Alois. I shoot her a glare but it backfires. Alice starts rolling on the floor laughing. I'm going to kill her later.

R&R