Usual Disclaimer
"You know who did it?" screamed Naruto. "How? We've got no confessions!"
Sakura piped in. "You really are and idiot, Naruto! Not all criminals confess! She can tell from clues we've got!"
"Like what?" shot back the posessee. "I still say it was the Wife!"
Hasuko took over. "But she couldn't have. She was out buying towels with The Butler, they both have alibis."
"Fine, than the Daughter, trying to get her hands on more money before she gets married!"
"Out with her fiancée, both also having alibis."
"A servant, trying to get revenge for years of mistreatment?"
"They can't perform the fingerprint scrambling jutsu."
"Some outside murderer, wanting to-"
"This is a millionaire's house! You honestly think that a criminal would somehow get past the thousands of dollars worth of alarms, and even if they did get by, not steal a single thing?"
"Than it must be one of us…"
"We're trying to solve the case! Why the hell would one of us break into a client's house?"
"Sudaru?"
Sakura lost her patience and finally slugged Naruto. He fell to the found and asked for Hasuko to continue with her speech.
"The only person left with the possibility and motive of murdering The Millionaire was…. The Millionaire." Hasuko said.
Everyone gasped. Hasuko continued.
"You see, all the people have an alibi. I first thought the maid may be lying, and it could be altogether possible she really could perform and fingerprint scrambling jutsu, but then I remembered something; maids wear gloves. Why go through all the trouble of performing and incredibly difficult jutsu if you're always wearing gloves? It's completely useless. But the jutsu did have a purpose, it was a suicide note. He knew both his family members who were able to do such a thing were out, and showed he killed himself using only what he could do, clearing his family's name."
"Insightful" commented Jurosu. "But it is said The Millionaire had the perfect life. Why would he commit suicide?"
"It doesn't seem so perfect to me. Let's consider what he has that everyone wants. A wonderful wife, wonderful child, and millions of dollars. First, let's disprove the wife. The Daughter said The Wife and Butler had been out shopping for little things for hour almost every night; my guess is that she's been cheating on him with the butler. If that's not enough for you, read this". She pulled the note out of her pocket. It read the following:
Husband,
I need more towels for the bathroom. I
am going to go after dinner. I shall be
leaving tonight after an early dinner. If
you need anything, tell the maid,
for she will tell me at dinner. I think
the taste of The Butler is needed, so the
Butler is coming with me to help.
Sorry if you needed him tonight.
Love,
your wife
"Now, read the first word of every line."
They did so as Naruto read aloud 'Husband, I am leaving you for the butler. Sorry, your wife.' Wow, that's sad."
Hasuko continued. "Now, the daughter was going to be married next month, living far away from her father, never coming back from those expensive hot springs, which leaves the matter of those millions of dollars. Now, how much richer is The Millionaire from the average Jonosaki on the street, huh? Maybe, twice as rich? Well, as you know it is law that when a couple divorces, like the millionaire, the couple's money must be split evenly. However, because he is the male, all his money would go to his selfish daughter, making him half as rich as the average person."
Everyone agreed. "Let's tell this to the family and leave, I'm sick of this place." said Jurosu.
When they were leaving, Sakura whispered to Naruto "I guess we did find a confession after all."
The End! I know nobody read it, but I am proud to say it's done and I am happy with it. I'm starting a new fanfic now, including a new character, because I don't like Sai.