Diclaimer- Not my naruto -- not my..(tears) NOOO!

So yea I found my way to a compputer and now it's typing time! Wooo! I still hate my computer! Yea!

"AAAAAAAAHHH!" Shouted Naruto falling off of a...bed? He got up so quickly that

he almost fell over again and looked about him wildly.

There, on the bed, was Hinata in a flimsy night dress looking at Nauto cirously.

"What's wrong Naruto? You look a little freaked out."She asked getting out of

the bed. Naruto's eye twiched a couple of times. 'Well no I'm not freaked out I

just happened to see you die today and now I suddenly wake up to see you

there with a completely sexier voice and sexier everything and I DON"T KNOW

WHERE I AM!' he babbled in his mind. Hinata suddenly laughed. " You said my

name a coulpe of times whlile you were asleep. It's nice to know you think of me,

but next time you have a dream...please don't sweat so much. I woke up and

thought you were having an episode." she said holding out her hand that was

drenched. Before Naruto could say anything Hinata cut him off. "C'mon Naruto I

know what'll make you feel better. Let's go have breafast whith the kids."

"Kids?!"

Hinata rolled her eyes at Naruto's shock. "You do remember our kids right?"

"OUR KIDS?!"

"Oh geeze Naruto quit acting like you don't know where you are." Naruto ran across the room and

opened the door to escape only to get jumped by 2 little kids. "Daddy!" they

all shouted over and over again. "AHHHH! Help Hinata! I think I'm getting punished by a mob of little

Demon elves!" Shouted Naruto freaking out. "Hey I'm not an elf!" Potested

the oldest boy. Hinata laughed and walked up to Naruto who was trying to free one of his arms from

the kid's cluches. "Ok Nao, Maiho, let go of daddy now. He's starting

to suffer from the shock of being a dad."she explained. The kids awed and Naruto heard a winny,

"Not again."come from the Maiho girl. Naruto was just about to sigh in relife

when suddenly he felt something knawing on his leg. "Ahhh! It's tying to eat me!"He cried. Hinata

bent down and picked up and infant. "Tina, bad girl you know you shouldn't do that." Maiho laughed,

"What was Tina going to do to you? Gum you to death?" Tina did a little baby giggle and Naruto

crossed his arms stubbornly and scowled. 'This is crazy! I can't do this! I have to get out of here!'he

shouted out in his mind. The door opened and a little boy with wavy blonde hair and lavender eyes

threw himself at Hinata. "Mommy can I have a new little sister?" He asked innocently. Hinata laughed

but it was a little embaraced. "You have plenty of brothers and sisters Kyo, why do you want another

one?"

"Miki ate a brillo pad and now she's going to croak."

"What?! She ate a Brillo pad?! Why?!"

"She thought it was cotton candy."

Hinata sighed in frustration and looked at Naruto with pleading eyes.

"Can you take care of this for me hon? I have to change Tina."

Naruto nodded roboticly and let Kyo lead him to the kitchen.

"Daddy you can tell me. Is Miki going to croak? If she dose can I have twin sisters? Or five more?

Hmmm mabey six?"

wondered Kyo when they saw Miki spread out on the floor, like in the murder cases, and the Brillo

pads scattered like evidence.

She was moaning like as if in pain. She looked exactly like Kyo, so he assumed somewere along the

line he had twins. "Daddy, is that you?" mummbled Miki reatching out her hand. Before Naruto could

answer Kyo went, "No! This is the grimm reaper time to die little girl!Rrrrr"

"NO! NOOOO! Take my idiot brother instead!"

"What?!"

"That's enought you two." Kyo, stuck out his tounge at Miki and Miki turned her head and glared at

him. "Miki your not really dying, get up." Ordered Naruto as he helped her to her feet. Miki frowned.

"But my stomach is sensitive."

"How can you say that after knawing on wood when you were teething!"argued Kyo.

"Well at leat it was wood and not raw meat!"

" No! Don't remind me!" Naruto sat there in utter umazment as he watched his kids try to bite off

eachothers heads. 'How did I get here?!?!'

YESSSS! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! Please review and tell me what you thoght and all that good stuff. =)