I do not own Hetalia. If i did i would have left the UK by now for a holiday... oh i would also like to mention thanks to TheKalmarUnionOfSuFin and CherryCherryCandy (Emily) for notifying me of the errors!

Chapter 3 - The Fryingpangle

Haha! who's awesome? that's right me and Preußen! Anna never saw it coming either so awesome~~

Prussia drove us for a while whilst we listened to various rock music from our iPods. Anna stopped whining after the first half an hour and enjoyed herself. Surprisingly Gilbert drove rather well and safely. I knew he was a safe guy!

We arrived at a huge mansion some time later ( I fell asleep okay?!) that was surrounded by grass and small flowers.

"Huh not to shabby is it?"

"Oh it's beautiful! I can see for ages! but its also to naturey for my tastes..."

"Isn't that contradicting yourself Anna?"

"Oh Shut up"

I chuckled as we parked and jumped out the car.

Time to do what I do best! cause chaos! plus annoy the hell outta people or in this case nations~

Anna and I ran up to the front door and argue about who was going to open it.

"He's your nation counterpart!"

"Well... I'm mostly Canada anyway!"

"Oh life is annoying"

Then the door opened...

"Hey there ostri-"

"Austria! hello Austria."

Anna clamped a hand over my mouth to shut me up... lucky for her she removed said hand before I ate it.

"What are you doing here?"

I pointed behind us to the awesome albino.

"Ah, that explains it. well come in so I can kick you out."

Well he's cheerful.

When entering the mansion/house place, normally I would take off my shoes but the floors looked way to clean. So I just kept walking without wiping on the welcome mat... Oh well!

Ostrich led us into a parlour type room with a classic black grand piano. Typical. We sat at the tiny tea table that was laid out with little lace napkins next to the plain white saucers. everything on the room was white apart from the piano, the window wall and the people in it. Austria had settled down into a chair across from me, next to anna. There was one space remaining for a person that I would assumed was Prussia's but no. In came the frying pan fanatic. Hungary.

"Oh! Your the girls from the meeting this morning aren't you? Welcome to Mr. Austria's home!"

"Umm thanks?" "Thank you Hungary!"

We both answered at the same time. What was keeping Prussia? meh he'll get here.

And he did after like ten minutes of awkwardly watching everyone else drink coffee or tea. I on the other hand was stuck with a glass of tap water which remained untouched. I don't like tea or coffee that much so I was given TAP WATER! I had the feeling that the only other drink Austria had was alcohol which I'm not aloud cause I'm (and I quote) 'still only a child'. Yeah whatever at least I am 15. Unlike Anna, who's birthday was coming up the next week. Ha the baby of the group! yet somehow she is one of the more mature ones. actually the eldest three is our very own Bad Touch Trio... Lauren (France), Emily (Spain, yeah we decided differently cause she is so wrong minded but still happy and innocent. still kinda Greece cause she likes cats and is clever and all even though that's more Ancient Greece but hey we live with it) and then Me... yeah not much sense.

Anyway when Prussia did come in tension could be felt everywhere in the room. Oh yeah Hungary and Austria were late 'cause of something he did right? Turned out that was cause the BTT had switched the water with white vinegar and sugar with salt so the morning coffee was ruined for Austria who called Hungary and basically had a whiny little bitchy fit over it. Something to do with the whole wasting money thing...

"Sooo how is everyone?"

Prussia asked us all. I have a thumbs up and Anna timidly nodded. Austria hmphed and turned his nose up at Gil whilst Hungary just glared.

Something seemed to click in Ostrich's brain cause he looked at me,

"Why did you call me and oversized bird?"

"Well in German your name is Oestrich right? well to me that looks sure of a hell like Ostrich. Plus Ostrich's are unawesome."

He just looked at me again. Whilst I got 'respect' from Prussia. Would he mind if I poked his mole? Probably.

"So what happened at the part we missed?"

Asked Hungary looking to Anna.

"Umm well we didn't get there much before you but we were discussing how we got here. Then it led onto GerIta and such other Yaoi parings. Then we explained how we gave each other nations, as in the ones we were like most. For example Holly is Russia. But most of us have split nations like Me and Casey here. I'm mostly Canada but slightly Austria where as-"

"The awesome me is Prussia and Belarus! Usually mostly Prussia with slight Belarus and occasionally slightly Oliver!"

"Okay..."

"Emily's little sister, Hannah, is you."

Then we talked about our time at Germany's house and then how and got here.

"We didn't bring Emily because she would keep going on about Prustria which Casey hates with a fury. So it's just me and her here."

Hungary looked at us weirdly, why Anna, why would you do this?!

"So? What is this Prustria thing?"

"Yaoi pairing that's of Austria and-"

She never got the chance to finish cause I gave her evil eye and the mini growl.

"I dare you Anna, finish the sentence that is an abomination to the whole universe..."

Wait a bit...

"...Good girl!-What?"

"Is she Bi-Polar?"

That's it... Luckily for Hungary Anna did the cute chuckle, she tries to hide with the back of her hand.

"No I am not not miss I-thought-I-was-a-guy-even-though-I-don't-have-a-dick! I mean come on no one thinks it grows randomly once you hit pubity!"

Everyone turned to look at me after that outburst. Then I saw Hungary's hand twitch for her frying pan that hung at her waist.

"Woah hold on Liza, she's a kid remember. You wouldn't hurt an innocent little girl right? Even if she is awesome?"

Prussia tried to calm her down whilst Anna attempted to hold me back from defending myself from the threat of the dreaded frying pan. Then Austria left the room to get a beverage, this gave me an awesome plot to form.

I sat on the piano seat whilst everyone was busy calming a silently fuming Hungarian. So I started to play Beethoven's Oh to Joy.

Random fact, I can't play very well so it sounds a bit weird... Que. a dying inside Austria!

As expected he came back into the room to find a laughing Casey, now playing the tune with her elbow making it even worse. Best part was his expression of pure shock at someone mutilating his beloved piano.

"Kesese! How ya doing Austria you look bad!"

Austria simply scoffed and proceeded to walk out the room leaving us alone with Hungary. Hungary and Anna were talking about loads of ship names that were mainly Yaoi. (avoiding Prustria of course),

"But my otp for hetalia is DenNor!"

"Yeah but PruCan is so much better Birdie~"

Meh. It's adorable okay, makes it weird for us sometimes but still it's a pretty awesome pairing! Plus it involves Maple Syrup and Prussia. Two of my favourite things. I stopped mutilating the piano and moved closer to Hungary with the next plot forming in my devious, manipulative little mind.

"Do you wanna hear another pairing I ship lots apart from PruCan, FrUk and GerIta?"

"Of course! Then I can take pictures for my Yaoi album!"

I dida small kesese and continued,

"So I'm guessing that you figured out that most ships contain the first three letters of said countries right?"

She nodded, eager to listen to the next ships I was about to say, her mistake

" Well there's Giripan but that's Greece x Japan! and then there's PruHun!"

She looked at me for a minute and then, Pop! There's the twitchy evil eye I was looking for!

"Kesesesese! Your face is priceless Lizzie! oh mein Gott, wait... Ewwwwwww! No way! I mean come on she likes priss and that automatically rules her out of awesome five meters! Even if she has nice boobs."

"Well there's always Hungary x ... Turkey~"

"Ha, good one" (awesome high five!)

"Right that's it!"

And now we run. For our lives...

"Wait what about Fryingpangle? That's okay right? guys?"

"Miss Killer was it? What is this fryingpangle?"

"Oh it's Austria x Hungary x Prussia!"

Austria was alright for the first part but then Prussia came up... And he did a spit take, spilling his coffee everywhere.

"Right... Oh yes your friends called from Japan saying they're coming to retrieve you to go to England's."

"Cool. wait they got to go to Japan?! I'm gunna kill Casey!

Well maybe not... That would be a pointless task"

Screaming could be heard in the background along with the sound of a frying pan hitting something.

Yes finally got over writers block! And since its the summer, I should have more time to write! but I'm not sure which story I will focus on cause I wrote this one with no plans! well nearly none... but 'It never ends' had a plot line and I'm also working on my werewolf project and 'east side' when I go depressed so when I have inspiration and ideas for this I will write it! no promises when next chapter will be ready but it's most likely gunna be small. It's from mostly Holly's POV but some others as they stay with the Asians for a bit. Well China and Japan but hey! I try my best! then after that FACE time for Anna's BDay! not in real life as too short a time span but yeah. I'll go now! Plz comment and stuff! Sorry about any annoying emails or alerts! the chapters went weird so am fixing them!