Here I am again to post the next chapter in this epic saga of the life of Gaara. I would like to thank all of you for your great reviews (The youthful sasukemustdie0 and my dear byakuhana. Throws love and cookies at you! ) Just as a note to all of you (and answering your question, sasukemustdie0) I write all my stories out completely before typing them. When I post them is just a matter of time and reviews. Now here is Chapter Four!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am making absolutely no profit off of this incredible piece of literature.

Chapter Four

Oh, the cleverness of Naruto…

That night Gaara and Killer decided to go visit Lee. Naruto had gone over to Lee's house to discuss their respective dates. This is what Gaara and Killer heard as they arrived at the door:

"Oh my gosh! We went to the ramen shop and Hinata let me have her ramen! And then we went to a movie and it was like really good and everything blew up! And Hinata picked the movie, too! She is awesome! She has great taste! Oh my gosh!" does nice guy pose

"Oh, Sakura-chan is so smart! And she is a wonderful conversationalist! And she did not make fun of my hair!" Returns nice guy pose

"Dude, Lee, like is she a good kisser?"

"Absolutely, Naruto-kun!"

" So is Hinata!" gives Lee a big, brotherly hug

Then Killer decided she couldn't stand eavesdropping on their constant babbling anymore and knocked on the door. A few seconds later Lee opened the door, followed by Naruto, who was jumping up and down like a monkey while continuing to jabber about his date with a certain purple-eyed girl.

"Hello, Gaara-kun! Whatever are you doing here?"

"Hey! It's Eyeliner- Boy! How'd you find his house? Dude you better not be trying to kill him again!"

" Please excuse Naruto-kun's rudeness, Gaara-kun. What is it that you wanted?"

" Lee, I wanted to let you know you were right! I found Love!"

"Oh Gaara-kun, I am so proud of you! What is her name? Where is she?"

" Her name is Killer and she's right here!"

At this point Gaara stepped to the left, due to the fact that Killer had hidden behind him when she saw Naruto's Planet of the Apes imitation. Lee looked at Killer in shock. Naruto's mouth flew open. Then he started yelling (again). "What kind of girlfriend is that? That's a giant bunny! What the heck are you doing?????????????"

"She's not my girlfriend, Naruto. I didn't think even you were that dense."

Twitch twitch wiggle hop.

"Allow me to translate," said Lee "My squirrel friend taught me how to speak rabbit. Naruto-kun, she says that she is not Gaara-kun's girlfriend. He is her best friend in the whole world and nothing more."

There we are Chapter Four. It isn't over yet, though, there are seven chapters total. But whether or not you'll ever get to read those chapters depends on you posting reviews! And you can't just depend on sasukemustdie0 and byakuhana to post reviews for you! They need some help! Come on, you bunch of lazy bones! I know you're reading this! "If you've got the reviews, honey, I've got the ti-ime…. I'll post the next chapter, and I'll do it right…" insert picture of the fabulous Willie Nelson strumming his holy guitar and warbling away Oh, and just so you know, I'm going to be on a trip, so I may or may not be able to post the next chapter.