Thank you so much to the wonderful people who reviewed! Please keep doing so! ANNOYMOUS REVIEWS ENABLED! I'm sorry that the chapters are so short; I'll work on that.

Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter. If I did then Fred would be alive. I also don't own the BSC. That'd be cool if I did though. Anyway…here's the next chapter!

Mallory and Jessi followed a boy named Percy (A/N This takes place in Harry's third year) until they reached a picture of a rather large woman. They watched in horror as the women in the painting opened her mouth and started to talk!

"Password?" She question Percy.

"Rube snippets," Percy replied. The picture swung right out of the wall the reveal a giant hole. Mallory and Jessi warily stepped in. A boy about a year older then them sprang out of nowhere.

"Hiya! My name is Collin Creevy! I'm Muggle born, so I know what this is like for you!" He pulled a giant camera out of nowhere behind him. "Can I take your picture?" Her didn't wait for a response, just snapped the shutter. "Thank you!" He ran away, leaving Mal and Jessi to cough on the smoke that had appeared as a result of the picture taking.

As the smoke cleared they saw three people walk up to them, two boys and a girl.

"Hello," the girl said. I'm Hermione Granger, and this is—"

"Ron Weasley and Harry Potter!" Jessi exclaimed. Mallory looked at her.

"How did you know that?" She and Hermione asked at the same time.

"Potter Puppet Pals, remember? The puppets!"

"What in the name of Merlin's trousers is that?" Ron asked.

"Oh, I can show you!" Mallory said happily She rummaged around in her shoulder bag and extracted a laptop. "I borrowed Claudia's," She answered Jessi's question before it was even asked.

"But," Hermione said, "Muggle technology doesn't work here. There's just too much magic…" Her voice faded away as Mallory accessed Internet Explorer. The three magicians watched in awe, even Muggle born Hermione, as Mallory found YouTube and brought up Potter Puppet Pals. As they watched the singing puppets the look on their faces turned to outrage. When the Ron puppet found the pipe bomb and they all cheered Hermione sniffed indignantly, "I would never cheer right before a bomb was set to go off!" As Voldemort popped up and started sing/celebrating Harry gasped.

"What if this website tells the future? And Voldemort was planning to bring us down by Muggle means?

"Yeah, while be sing without planning in perfect rhythm?" Ron asked, scoffing.

"Yes, of course. I don't know what I was thinking," Harry said.

Okay, don't know what I was thinking. I'm just incapable of writing long chapters! Hope this little description of the Gryffindor Common Room will suffice! UP NEXT: Mary Anne and Hufflepuff Tower!

And just so you know, this is a parody. It seems to be going in and out of 'parody' mode, but I hope my odd sense of humor (if it exists) shines through!

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