This will be a little plot twist. I hope. It's tricky to try to imitate their comedy roles.
Japanese Sailor
My emperor will be proud. I captured three Americans in just twenty minutes! I'll be promoted for sure. But, that is for emperor to decide. Now, I try to get information from first prisoner.
"Alright now. You, superior officer?" I asked.
"I already told you, I am an officer in business." That make me mad!
"You think I'm a rookie? Huh? Tell me, where are your companies?" I demanded. I know Americans lie. I am no rookie. My emperor trained me well in...interrogation.
"Look, this is all a misunderstanding. My companies are business companies. Just let us go, and we'll forget about this whole propaganda." Boy, this rich officer is a dumb bell. I move on to other prisoners later. Now, I'll go and capture others.
"I go and capture other officers. You, no try to escape." I had prisons lined with...grenades. When shake bars, boom!
"I couldn't if I tried." Rich big mouth said. I laughed and went to capture others.
Gilligan
"So Professor, I was telling Ginger what happened, and when I turned back, she was gone." He seemed deep in thought.
"Gilligan, I think you may just be imagining things again. The heat from the sun had made you hallucinate." He, I guess tried to tell me.
"Professor, I don't know what hallucinate mean. But I know I didn't see things!" I reasoned.
"Now, why don't we go back to where Mary Ann is and talk this over?" He suggested. I looked behind me, and saw nothing but trees and bush.
"Professor, I am not a teacher or anything, but where Mary Ann was." I corrected. He shook his head.
"No Gilligan, I mean..." He trailed off as he turned around, and saw Mary Ann was not where she was. We looked at each other before the Professor took off to look for her.
"Mary Ann, Mary Ann!" He shouted. But I was upset. I liked Mary Ann a lot, and the fact he's looking for her is just an insult to my feelings.
Suddenly, his shouting stopped. I stopped thinking to hear a little better. I didn't hear any shouting or the rustling of leaves. Oh no, the sea serpent ate the Professor!
"Skipper, help! The sea serpent ate the other castaways!" I cried as I ran back toward camp. As I reached camp, Skipper came to the clearing with an arm full of fire wood.
"Gilligan, I thought I sent you to get some lobster for lunch." He said, his voice soft, like talking to a baby.
"Skipper, the sea serpent ate everyone! Everyone but you and me." I said. His face went from curious to serious.
"Now Gilligan, I told you that sea serpents are not real. Now go back to the lagoon and finish gathering lobster, and that's an order!" Why won't he listen?
"Skipper, why don't you go and look for the sea serpent. I'll stay here." Then, I noticed Mrs. Howell's umbrella.
"Oh no. It got poor Mrs. Howell too." I said sadly, twirling her umbrella.
"Alright Gilligan. I'll go look. Say hi to Mrs. Howell for me." That got me scared, and I dropped the umbrella and ran towards the Skipper.
Good place to stop for now. And before you get on my rear for the grammar on the Japanese Sailor, that was how he talked in the show. R&R