Naruto Plays DDR!
This is my first story. Be nice. Any friendly criticism shall be appreciated.
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I do however; own a DDR matt and the game. I don't own their company though. Nor any of the songs that are mentioned. I give praise to KOEI for making this awesome game.
Thanks for the awesome reviews!
"Nani? Shikamaru? Choji? You guys awake?" The raven haired ahem boy questioned the two lifeless bodies. (You thought I forgot didn't you?)
"Forget about them, I'm still unreasonably ranting on how my fricking caterpillar-browed sensei just beat my high score!" ranted a pissed off Ten Ten.
"Nani? You hurt my feelings Ten Ten! By insulting my sensei, Gai, you have just dishonored me!"
"THANK YOU LEE! YOUR DEFENSE MAKES ME EVEN MORE YOUTHFUL THAN BEFORE!" our annoying spandex wearer called.
"GAI SENSEI!"
"LEE"
"GAAAAAAAAAIIIII SSSSSSEEEENNNNNNNSSSEEEEEIII!"
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Shortly after, Kakashi appeared with his trademark hentai.
"Did I hear Gai and insult in the same sentence?" asked Kakashi, blushing at his shameful book.
"YOUTHFUL RIVAL! I BEAT NARUTO IN DDR! I HAVE EVENED OUT THE SCORE! KAKASHI, WE ARE NOW TIED! SURELY YOUR YOUTHFULNESS MUST HAVE COME UP WITH A WITTY WAY TO DISHONOUR ME ANY- hey, aren't you listening?"
"Did I hear an idiot speak? This time, it didn't sound like Naruto" our masked sensei stated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAKASHI! YOU HAVE BESTED ME WITH YOUR HIP AND YOUNG WAAAAAAAAYS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!111111 WHYYYYYYYY?"
"Kuso… Your loudness just woke me up from my precious slumber. I'm going back to sleep." Pineapple boy whined.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just show everyone how good I am with a new song. Hinata? Care to join me?"
"Uh, sure Ten Ten – san" our adorable Hyuuga whimpered as she removed her baggy jacket. Surprisingly, she seemed eager to play.
Its my Generation:
(My generation)
CJ, 'cross the nation
Solid is my foundation
I'll get you information
Help you fix the situation
Play me
Radio station
With no complications
I am an inspiration
To the whole generation
"CJ, 'cross the nation Solid is my foundation. I'll get you information. Help you fix the situation" Hinata lipped quietly. She was doing better than Ten Ten. Hinata was very graceful between steps. Naruto watched in awe.
Ten Ten was equally as graceful with only a few slipups from the occasional "YOU CAN DO IT TEN TEN! YOU ARE THE PICTURE OF YOUTH! GO FOR IT!" from her teammate and sensei.
Party, throw your hands up
Party, throw your hands up
Party, throw your hands up
Get 'em up high
Party, throw your hands up
Party, throw your hands up
Party, throw your hands up
Get 'em up high
(My generation)
Hinata tried her hardest to refrain from doing what the song ordered. She was still as graceful and wonderful as she was though. Naruto started having second thoughts on (attempting) to propose to Sakura.
Ten Ten's score increased after she threw a playdoh shiruken into the spandex duo's mouths. If you were wondering about Shino, his ribs were torn off and were used for Saskue's twisted reasons. Don't ask. Don't tell Ten Ten either. Kakashi was reading hentai (duh), Naruto stared at Hinata, Gai and Lee was suffocating, and the lazy genius and fatty were asleep. After 3.42343 seconds, the spandex duo fainted.
It's my generation
Feel the rhythm of the nation
Take my hand
To understand
It's my generation
Feel the rhythm of the nation
Take my hand
To understand
It's my, it's my generation
It's my sweet temptation
Let me free your soul
It's my, it's my generation
It's my sweet temptation
Let me free your soul
(My generation - it's my generation)
(My generation - it's my generation)
(My generation)
(end song)
"Wow Hinata, you're good!" complemented the blonde. Hinata blushed slightly at the comment.
Scoreboard:
1p(Ten Ten):B. You're the owner aren't you?
Ten Ten shivered at the machine's comment.
2p(Hinata): A! Your better than that blonde kid!
It was Hinata's time to shiver. How'd the machine know?
"NANI? Hinata beat me?" was all Ten Ten managed to say before passing out.
Next time on
"NARUTO PLAYS DDR!"
Shikamaru and Choji's Break Down Fevah!