Again don't own Twilight but love a Jasper of my own. Got really bored because no dance to (Sob) so wrote Rosalie
1) Tell her Bella is prettier than her
2) Ask her why Jasper is better looking than her if they are supposed to be twins.
3) Tell her she needs to lose weight
4) Say you know about her affair with Jacob
5) Tell her she smells like wet dog
6) Tell her you know about her and Jacob's secret love child
7) Cut off all her hair
8) Play I'm a barbie girl every time she walks past
9) Scream hypocrite every time she walks passed
10) Ask her why her surname is not Cullen if she's supposed to be married to Emmett
11) When she says its for keeping up appearances say 'Thats not what Emmett said'
12) Tell her Jacob has a tatto of her face on his butt
13) Destroy all her clothes
14) Tell her Nessie did it
15) Talk very loudly about her very acctive sex life with Emmett
16) Tell her she shouldn't think so hard, you can see smoke coming out of her ears
17) Tell her the whole 'Model' look is so overrated
18) Remind her constantly that Edward chose a human over her.
19) Paint 'I LOVE JACOB' on the side of her car
20) Tell her Emmett's having an affair with Jane
I don't really like Rosalie as you might of guessed