Soooooo sorry bout how long this took. Shame, shame. But its really getting hard 2 come up with new stuff. Plz! If u hav any ideas tell me. Any thing... Gosh, tht sounded desperate. Seriously, though. Don't hold back.

Disclaimer:

Okay, i've dyed my hair brown & used my... uh, adult potion, so know they hav to reconize me as Stephenie Meyer. I look nothing like the hyper blond teen I really am. Mwa ha ha! This will definatly work. I would bet my next pay check on it, (now that I'm an adult and now getting a pay check.... I hope)

Some random dude: Hey, Madeline!

Me: Crap!

Hobo: You owe me fifty bucks.

Again, I AM NOT STEPHENIE MEYERS, AND I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS! And if you haven't figured this out yet, you probably need to. But if you have figured it out I'm going to feel stupid for yelling at my computer...

Anyway back to the list...

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52. You often imagine Edward (or Jacob) coming for you... Until your friend tells you that you just said, out loud to the entire class, "It's okay, I really to love you. Could you bite me? Please! I don't care about my soul with out you!" Then you realize that you MAY need to transfer schools.

53. When a trick-or-treater stoped by your house dress as a vampire you yelled, "Take those stupid fangs out! It's ridicous." and slamed the door in his face. Then he called the police because you broke his nose.

54. They arrested you and you'll be in jail for a week, but you don't mind... The policeman's name is Charlie.

55. After you get out your friends make fun of you for being so-called "obsessed" and you defend your self by saying, "Real vampires don't have fangs!" Your friend gives you a look that suggest your crazy and says, "Real vampires?"

56. You use OMC in text messaging but people think it's just a typo but it isn't. You really mean, Oh my Carlise.

57. You decided to eat the cereal with the cartoon vampire on the front even though they taste bad.

58. You bought your pixie like friend to by a yellow porse and she got mad because you used her brothers money...

59. You started talking to random pale kids on the street.

60. They took your money and ran.

61. They didn't even bite you and... worst of all, Edward didn't save you.

62. A cute guy asked you out but you said no. His eyes were blue and he was entirely to tan to be a vampire.

I'm sorry I didn't have more. I've been so busy with school... Ugh, school, tht reminds me. Homework. Anyone know what the capital of Germany is? Lol.

While the smarter ones of you think the not-so-smarter ones can look this cute picture... enjoy! (Btw, is smarter a word? Or is it more smart? Or is it just smart, nothing 2 it?) ______ ______

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Srry bout the .... It wouldn't let me erase those. -Sigh-

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