Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

This is a highschool based fic.

Naruto Uzumaki updated a status "Dam just got suspended for fighting for the 5th time this year. kinda sucks, fuck u bastard!"

Sasuke Uchiha commented "You're as much to blame as I am, Dobe."

Pein Uzumaki commented "This is only your fifth time getting suspended? Weaaaak."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "shut up sasuke and pein you wanna fight again?"

Pein Uzumaki commented "Ha! I fucking would, but I don't want to have to hurt your little girlfriend again."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "shes not my girlfriend and fuck off shes not the type to fight, shes only gotten into like one?"

Kisame Hoshigaki commented "Yea wit her cuzin. LMFAO FUNNIEST SHIT EVR!"

Itachi Uchiha commented "She got the shit beaten out of her, by her own family. That's not funny."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "WTF UR ONE TO TALK YOU FUCKING BEAT THE HELL OUT OF SASUKE SO MANY TIMES UNTIL HE FINALLY BEAT YOU!"

Itachi Uchiha commented "No. It was to make him stronger. And he did not beat me that one time, I went easy on him."

Sasuke Uchiha commented "Sure."

Sakura Haruno commented "SASUKE YOU HAVE TO STOP. YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO FIGHTS WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE, GAARA, NARUTO..TWICE, ZAKU, AND LEE."

Ino Yamanaka commented "Um, Sasuke got his ass kicked by Lee. Broke both of Zaku's arms, and that fight with Gaara would've been good if it wasn't interrupted so early by the administrators."

Sasuke Uchiha commented "Shut up Ino, you act like your fights were better. Yours fucking lasted 15 minutes with Sakura and made me late for class, it was boring as fuck too."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "I thought it was the best catfight"

Hidan BeGettinThaBitchez commented "naaaaah man, best catfight of the year goes to fucking temari and tenten!"

Suigetsu Hozuki commented "Helllll yeaaaaaa! Temari fucking wiped the floor with her ass! Thats why nobody messes with temari anymore!"

Kankuro Sabaku commented "Except Shikamaru.."

Hidan BeGettinThaBitchez commented "THAT BITCH IS A FUCKING PUSSY! ALL HE GOT WAS GIRLS AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN THROW A PUNCH!"

Kiba Inuzuka commented "u still mad cuz he beat you?"

Sakura Haruno commented "It's called chivalry. Men aren't supposed to hit woman, dick."

Hidan BeGettinThaBitchez commented "fuck u kiba and that dosnt explain y zaku punched the hell out of your wideass forehead!"

Temari Sabaku commented "Sasuke sucks, when he fought Yoroi he had to get hospitalized for like weeks."

Shino Aburame commented "He still won."

Shikamaru Nara commented "do any of you remember after neji beat hinata, naruto fought him too? that was such a good fight."

Neji Hyuuga commented "I was holding back."

Naruto Uzumaki commented " Ya ok,"

Tenten Hyuuga commented "Wow Naruto you got in a lot of fights this year.."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "Yaaaa! I remember I fought kiba and totally kicked his ass! and then i fought gaara for sasuke, and deidara and kakuzu and pein and sasuke like a lot!"

Ino Yamanaka commented "Damn Sakura he makes you look bad."

Sakura Haruno commented "What are you talking about? I fought Kin and Sasori! AND YOU!"

Ino Yamanaka commented "Yeah but, our fight was a tie because we got broken up, and I heard Sasori let you win because he'd feel like shit if he beat a girl. AND WTF YOU DID NOT FIGHT KIN! She pulled your hair and you cut it off, oooh real bad sak."

Menma Namikaze commented "FLAMEDDDDD^^^"

Sakura Haruno commented "Shut up, the only person you fight is Naruto."

Menma Namikaze commented "That's because everyone else is too weak to fight."

Sasori Akasuna commented "Do you guys still remember the one time Naruto tried to pick a fight with Principal Tsunade? Stupid ass."

Sasuke Uchiha commented "Hell yeah! Naruto couldn't walk for a week he got fucked up so bad."

Naruto Uzumaki commented "What about you?! the first time u and itachi fought he broke your wrist and u were in the hospital for days!"

Fugaku Uchiha commented "HAHA YOUR NEPHEW BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER HYUUGA."

Hiashi Hyuuga commented "HAHA BOTH OF YOUR SONS HATE YOU AND CONSTANTLY FIGHT FAGAKU."

Don't you just love Fugaku and Hiashi's relationship :)
I wish kids knew how to fight, all they do now is provoke each other and scream "BETCHA WON'T SWING!"

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