K-hey looks my friends actually reviewed!! Hey, wait, my evil friends?!
Well I'll say.
R-do you even really care?
K-no not really. But at least they're reading it and liking it.
R-yeah, after you insisted that they spent the whole night watching
Escaflowne. It's the least they could do.
K- yes! I agree!
R- I was being sarcastic
K-oh...
Disclam-er- I don't eat clams they are nasty. It's like eating old bubble gum. Declaimer- we don't own Escaflowne, nor do we own the ocean that we are going scuba diving in. And we don't personalize each other because we are all numbers to the government. It's a conspiracy! K-Rhee, did you take your medicine? I think you should back way from my labby... R- walks away; fine you can type the whole story by yourself! K-don't I always? (Kat is hugging her laptop and whispering reassuring words to it.)
"Lalalalalaaaaa." Katty hummed happily in the kitchen. Shesta and Katty had gotten up extra early to make the breakfast.
"So, what do we do when we are scuba diving?" Shesta asked as Katty washed the strawberries.
"We look at cute little fishes and everything." Katty happily placed the fruit in to the bowl.
"Yaa!" Shesta squealed, he liked cute fishes. Dilandau in his red flannel pjs enters the kitchen.
"Hello dilly! What do you want to eat?" Katty asked, beating up the chocolate.
"I want fire." Dilandau slumped into a chair. Shesta shrugged. Katty put a bowl of milk and pineapples in front of Dilandau.
"Here you go!" Katty smiled evilly, but the half asleep Dilandau didn't react.
"Whatever." Dilandau slumped over, landed square in the bowl.
"Won't he drown?" Shesta asked as he looked at the unmoving Dilandau.
"Umm I don't think so." Katty placed the fruit on the giant table. Folken emerges in his cloaks, and is followed by the dragon slayers, who are in their pjs.
"Hello! We got everything ready!" Katty smiled happily. Folken patted Katty on the head. "Ummm, folkie, you know that most cats don't like being patted on the head?" Folken stared at Katty, who was still smiling.
"Ewww! God what is that taste?" Dilandau wakes to the nasty concoction of milk and pineapple.
"See, I told ya he wouldn't drown." Katty told Shesta, who was watching as Dilandau hit the slayers as they sat down.
"Where's Rhee?" Folken asked, stuffing a doughnut in his mouth.
"She's getting ready."
"Since when was she a she?" Dallet said his mouth half full.
"Since we found gays here." Katty swirled the whip cream onto her hand.
"Is that all you're going to eat?" Viole asked, amazed that anyone would just eat it plain.
"Umhuh!" Katty reply was muffled because of the whip cream.
"I want some!" Dilandau grabbed the can.
"I'll give you some!" Katty grabbed it back and grabbed Dilandau's hand. She made a nice little swirl. Dilandau went to lick it off his hand. Katty hit the back of his hand.
"What was that for?" Dilandau yelled, whip cream all over this face.
"Hahaha it was just to tempting." Katty giggled. Dilandau pouted, but whipped off his face. The breakfast was quite a success except for the part that Dilandau kept stealing everyone's strawberry covered toast. 'It's all mine! Bwwhhahaahahaha'
Then Shesta dropped a glass bowl.
"I didn't mean to!" Shesta sniffled, looking at the used to be bowl.
"It's okay! We just gotta clean it up." Katty comforted the crying Shesta.
"No it isn't! Look what you did Shesta!" Dilandau roared, obviously trying to make Shesta feel bad.
"He's right! It's all my fault!" Shesta cried, running out of the kitchen. Rhee just happened to be walking into the kitchen.
"What's wrong with him?" Rhee asked.
"Oh, Dilandau was being mean again." Katty huffed, and kicked Dilandau in the shin.
"Does everyone have to be so violent?" Dilandau screamed, grabbing his leg.
"Do you have to be so violent?" Folken asked, he was washing the dishes. Dilandau glared at Folken. Voile bends over to help Katty pick up the shards.
"Arrg! I can't see!" Viole muttered, picking up the sharpest shard.
"Thanks for helping me, ouch!" Katty sucked her finger, which had been cut. Viole, blinded by his un-brushed hair, swings the shard randomly. He ends up spearing Rhee. He brushed his hair way, only to see blood drip down Rhee's trench cloak. Rhee didn't seem to notice this new attachment.
"Oh my! Viole you're such a back stabber!" Katty whined, tears coming to her eyes.
"What? He didn't!" Dilandau looked at Rhee, and Viole, who was as bright as the strawberries.
"I'm sorry."
"You better be! You didn't even kill her! I mean I train a bunch of guy to kill, and they can't even do that!" Dilandau threw up his hands in disgust. "This means punishments for everyone!" he roared as Katty threw the shard at his head.
"How dare you!" Katty grabbed another shard, and tried to attack Dilandau.
"Whoa! Think Katty!" Folken arm locked the rabid Katty, who was lunging at Dilandau.
"Since when does Katty think?" Dilandau jeered.
"Hey!" Dilandau watched in shock as the slayers tackled him. "She's nice!" the dragon slayers crushed Dilandau under their weight.
"Get off!" Dilandau heaved. Viole, who was the closest, giggled. Dilandau stared at him, Viole was gay.... and Dilandau and Viole were quite close. Viole probably could smell the whip cream. "Off! Off now!!!!" Dilandau struggled franticly.
"Not until you apologies to Katty." Gatti's voice was barely recognizable. Dilandau craned his head to look at Katty. But Katty and Folken had left some time ago.
"What are you guys doing? Get ready for the dive!" Rhee growled, shoving the slayers off Dilandau.
"Thanks," Dilandau mumbled, brushing himself off. Rhee kicked him. Dilandau opened his mouth to protest, but the glares of all the slayers made him shut it. They all went off to their rooms to change.
"Hey! Look at these!" Katty held up the air tanks. She went around the boat telling everyone to look at everything. Shesta followed her happily, ooh-ing and aw-ing.
"I'm being the life guard." Folken stated as the crew looked at the necessary equipment.
"What makes you a good life guard?" Rhee asked. "I mean you can't even swim."
"Folken can't swim?" Dilandau jeered. "Even Viole can swim!"
"And pick his nose!" Guimel happily added.
"No I don't!" Viole said quickly pulling his finger out of his nose.
"Right...."
"I can swim, I just don't like too. And I'll the only one with a cell phone." Folken held up his phone.
"Let's see you use it." Rhee challenged.
"Alright...hello, hello?" Folken spoke into the backwards and upside down phone.
"Let me see that!" Katty snatched the phone. She tapped the screen and press a few buttons. "Well, the batteries are dead, and this was a flip phone. But someone stole half the top part." Katty held up the phone. Half of the screen was missing. Dilandau chuckled. Folken glared at Dilandau, who looked away.
"I wonder who would do that?" Folken gritted his teeth. Dilandau pointed to himself.
"Who, you can't possibly think that I did it! Can you folken?" Dilandau said innocently.
"No! How could anyone think it was you dilly?" Katty hugged Dilandau. Dilandau grinned and stuck his tongue out at Folken. Folken glared, he would get Dilandau some how...
"Everyone get an air tank!" Rhee handed out the tanks. The slayers helped each other with the tanks. Dilandau smiled mischievously.
"What's so funny, Dilandau-sama?" Gatti asked, readjusting his goggles.
"I filled one of the tanks with wine." Dilandau smiled. "I marked it with a red D."
"Oh," Gatti looked at the others tanks. None of them had a red D on theirs.
"Let's go!" Katty jumped into the water. She didn't resurface for a while. Shesta held his breath. "What are you waiting for?" Katty's head reappeared. Dilandau pushed all the slayers in.
"Hahaahah! That was just too gooo—od." Dilandau yelled as he flew over the boat's edge. Rhee chuckled and saluted Folken before disappearing.
"I want to see sharks!" Dilandau yelled.
"Oh, I've got a dead bunny..." Rhee reached into her suit, which looked like a cloak... she pulled out a dead rabbit.
"Nooo!" Shesta cried. "You didn't kill the bunny!" Rhee flung the bleeding rabbit a few feet away from the group. Soon the group could see sharks. "Noo! I'll save you Mr. Bunny!" Shesta rushed over to the dead rabbit. He clutched it protectively, but the sharks had already started to circle. "Help!" Shesta cried. Dilandau was amazed at all the sharks that had come in such short time. But Katty, looking flushed, was circling with the sharks. She was also humming the jaws song.
"Katty! What are you doing!!" Dilandau cried, he didn't want her to get eaten too. Not that he wanted Shesta to be eaten; Dilandau would save Shesta after Shesta was bit once or twice. Just to toughen Shesta up, that's why Dilandau wasn't doing too much.
Voile and Guimel had already dived under, looking at the sea's bottom. Gatti was watching Dallet swim in circles, and Rhee was trying to separate Shesta from the road kill. So far everyone was having a great time. Dilandau watched as Katty circled Shesta, wondering how Katty would bite Shesta with the mouthpiece in...
"Huuh!" Dilandau stared at Katty's back. There, unmistakably, was a red D. "Katty!" Dilandau rushed after Katty. Katty, who thought she was a shark, just continued to circle around the terrified Shesta. Dilandau swam after Katty, who stopped.
"Starfish!" Katty's gleeful cry came. She rushed down towards the bottom of the sea. Dilandau had to chase her, leaving Shesta alone.
"So this is the end, Mr. Bunny." Shesta sobbed.
"Let go of the bunny, Shesta!" Rhee yelled Insert- yes, we know that it is almost impossible to talk under water. But deal with it. "Never! I am going to save Mr. Bunny!" Shesta wailed as he dodged a shark.
"Katty!" Katty had just grabbed the starfish before going unconscious because of lack of air. Dilandau rushed after the limp Katty, but Rhee gets to her first. Then Dilandau hit his head Katty's air tank, knocking him unconscious.
"Ummm." Katty grabbed Dilandau, like she when she was asleep. Rhee shrugged, but swiftly swam to the boat.
"Folken! Help them up!" Rhee yelled at the reading Folken. Folken looked at the two, they didn't look too good. Too bad they didn't have a working phone. Dallet and Guimel had already gotten out of the boat, and were playing cards.
"Help me get this stuff off them." Folken detached the air tanks. Guimel went straight for Dilandau's suit, but Folken stopped him. "No I was talking about the gear, not the suit." Guimel frowned, but helped Folken with Katty's equipment. Which was quite hard, for she liked to thrash around, still clutching Dilandau.
"Hey, look. Katty's air tank was filled with alcohol!" Dallet licked his fingers. He had taken Katty's mouthpiece out, with leaked the wine.
"Gimme some!" Gatti growled, trying to get on the boat. Folken yanked Gatti in. "that's lord Dilandau's wine." Gatti grabbed a key off Dilandau. "He even got glasses." Gatti unlocked a cooler, and handed everyone conscience a frosty glass.
"Hey, does anyone know were Miguel went off to?" Dallet looked at the ocean, he could see Shesta, fighting off the sharks for a dead bunny, and Rhee trying to get Shesta. Voile was trying to get on the boat, and Guimel was helping him...Folken shrugged, going back to his book, kill a dragon in 80 days.
"Shesta!!" Rhee growled, she did too much for Katty's friends. Rhee took out a machete form her cloak bathing suit, and cut her arm. The sharks sniffed like dogs, and got into a huddled. They all nodded, and went to circle around the fresh blood, Rhee.
"Swim to the boat! The boat! The other way, Shesta!" Rhee yelled as she hit the sharks. Shesta, hanging on to the bunny, swam towards a boat on the horizon.
"The other way!! That is an oil tanker, and they eat bunnies!" Shesta shrieked, turned towards the right boat, and splashed franticly. He tried getting up, but he needed two hands for that. So he placed Mr. bunny on the deck. Shesta struggled to lift himself out of the water, and Dallet looked at 'Mr. Bunny'.
"Eww, that's disgusting. What is it?"
"A bunny." Shesta gasped, as he flopped down.
"It was a bunny, but it's not that now!" Dallet picked up the revolting carcass, and flung it back into the sea.
"Noo!" Shesta cried, watching a shark approach the 'bunny'. "Dallet! You better go get Mr. Bunny." Shesta was mad.
"No way!" Dallet sniffed, turning to talk to Guimel. Shesta snatched Dallet's suit and flung him over board.
"Get my bunny!" Shesta roared. Dallet didn't move. Shesta peered over the edge, when he had flung Dallet over board; Dallet had hit his head on the side of the boat. "Ops." Shesta said quietly. Katty had regain consciousness, but was quite drunk.
"Dilly, dilly my silly dilly..." she sang, swaying Dilandau back and forth. It was an interesting sight, considering that Dilandau had starfish, seaweed and other sea cramp in his hair.
"To bad nobody brought a camera." Gatti said, sipping his wine.
"Hey, my phone's a picture phone!" Folken held up his ¾ of a phone.
"Yeah!" Viole graded the phone, and tried to get the picture mode up. "Oh, the camera was cut off." Voile said, inspecting the phone.
"Darn."
"Hey, is everyone on the boat?" Rhee asked, still in the water, dragging six dead sharks behind her.
"No, we're missing Miguel." Shesta squealed. "You don't think he died?"
"No, he was playing in the propeller last I saw." Rhee swam to the back of the boat. Shesta shivered.
"He's okay!" Rhee's voice was heard. Dilandau stirred slightly.
"Wakey wakey!" Katty yelled into his ear, shaking him violently.
"Ahhh! What the hell is going on?!" Dilandau roared, struggling to get out of Katty's grasp.
"Silly dilly, you'll never escape me!" Katty purred into his ear. Dilandau turned, as best he could being held down, to look at Katty.
"What?" Miguel was flopped onto the deck. Rhee then threw up the six sharks on the boat. Shesta squealed, and rushed away from the sharks. Rhee appeared behind them.
"So, is everyone on board now?"
"Nah, Shesta pushed Dallet over the edge."
Who's going to get him?"
"Not me."
"I'm not.
"I sink like a rock." Folken stated.
"Well, if we need an anchor, you'll do. Since Gatti put our anchor out with no attachment, and now we are anchorless. But all we have to do is tie you to a rope and drop you in the ocean, Mr. Rock." Rhee patted Folken on the shoulder. Miguel leaked out water.
"Ekkk! His vital organs!" Shesta yelped.
"So, who's going to get him and when?" Rhee asked.
"No, not me."
"Nah I don't wanna right now."
"How about never? Is never good for you?"
"I don't like him, he stuck Mr. Bunny back into the ocean." The slayers fought about which one was going back to save the drifting Dallet. Just then a crew boat comes by.
"Stroke, stroke..." was the cry of the cocks man. The teenaged boys were in perfect timing. One of the boys, a blond, turns to the boat and waves.
"Hey Chris!" Rhee called out, waving back.
"Huh? Chris!" Katty rushed to the side of the boat, towing Dilandau with her. "Hey Chris! You got to come over and watch Escaflowne with me again!" Katty smiled, waving happily to her cousin.
"Alright Katty, I promise!" Chris called out. He noticed Dilandau. "Don't kill the unlucky bastard!" Chris called out as he and his crew buddies rowed in to the horizon.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream...
The song drifted over the boat as the singing crew boys rowed in the opposite direction of the drifting Dallet. Miguel coughed up some more water.
"Maybe we should help Miguel first..." Folken looked at the half alive Miguel. Katty, who had sorta sobered up, nodded.
"I'll do it." She stepped on Miguel's chest. Miguel hacked up some more water. Miguel opened his eyes to see Katty, sitting him. Dilandau watched as Katty sat on Miguel, it was a very suggestive pose.
"Off him!" Dilandau, who had been released by Katty, knocked Katty off Miguel.
"Ouuwww," Katty complained, pushing Dilandau off her. "Miguel, will you get Dallet?" Miguel nodded.
"Where is he?" Katty looked at the direction Dallet was floating towards.
"He was over there..." she points towards the sun; Dallet no longer was visible on the horizon.
"We'll start the boat up, to get you closer." Rhee steered the boat towards the sun. Everyone shades their eyes from the sun except Viole.
"Yup, having long hair is sometimes an advantage." Viole smiled, looking at his unlucky comrades.
"Hey I have long hair too!" Katty wailed, shielding her eyes away from the glare.
"Yes, but you have no bangs!" Viole chuckled. Katty pouted.
"I have long bangs too!" Shesta cried.
"Well, Shesta, you're just weird." Viole shrugged. Shesta flung his goggles at Viole. Shesta hit Dilandau.
"Shesta, remind me when I get back to Vione that you need to practice your aim." Dilandau growled.
"So, you're not mad?" Shesta asked hesitantly. Dilandau slapped him.
"Of course I'm mad! I am getting sun burned, I have crap in my hair, my slayers are relaxing, van's still alive, and you guys drank all my wine, so I can't even get drunk!" Dilandau screamed. "The world is against me!" he yelled at the sky. Everyone stared at him.
"Just calm down." Katty, who was scared, patted his shoulder. He looked at her, and he wasn't anger, or mad, or confused or any other face of Dilandau that we usually see. That was because his face had fallen off. Wait, no I mean his face was different because he wasn't with it. He had been staring and now was sort of in dreamland. His face hadn't fallen off, but his mind might have just sloshed out of his ear and jumped over board, but then we would have Shesta screaming again. And I think his voice is getting a little horse. No, Shesta's voice wasn't buying a horse, his voice was cracking. Not like when they voice changes, but more like when you're thirsty. My little sister insisted that I clear this up, she got confused. And she thinks that there might be more idiots reading my story, but I know that she's the only idiot in the world. Okayyy..... on with the story....
"Well, here he is..." Dallet's limp body hit the side of the boat. Miguel shuttered, and scooped Dallet up with the net that you use to clean the pool with. You know the one on the long pole thingy? Yeah, that the thing, but don't ask me what it was doing on the boat.... Dallet's body hung lifelessly on the chair that Gatti had propped him up on.
"Is he dead?" Guimel ask, poking Dallet with a stick.
"No." Katty didn't even look at Dallet.
"How do you know?" Dilandau asked.
"Well, Miguel is the first one to die, no matter what. And Miguel is still alive." Katty smiled, and Dallet, as if to confirm he was still alive, choked on something.
"The hectic remover!" voile called as he grabbed Dallet and thrust his hands into Dallet's stomach.
"That looks like fun!" Dilandau pushed voile away and starts punching Dallet in the stomach.
"That's not what you're supposed to do!" Katty wailed, but just then Dallet spit out a cork.
"What is that doing in the ocean?" Guimel looked at the brand. "Hey, this is your wine, Dilandau-sama." Dilandau smiled sheepishly, wait that's what Guimel does...um Dilandau smiled embarrassedly.
"Did you throw the cork into the ocean?" Gatti asked, amazed that someone would do such a thing.
"I threw a few...." Dilandau said, looking at the water. Dozens of dolphins floated dead around the boat.
"The poor dolphins." Shesta sobbed.
"We shall pray for the souls of the dead dolphins." Folken, Katty, and the slayers huddled in a circle and started chanting.
"Esca-flowne. Esca- flowne." They chanted. Dilandau clutched his head.
"Stop saying that!" he screamed. "I hate van!"
"We all know." Rhee said, grumpy that she couldn't chant with the rest, she still had to direct the boat. Dallet was alive, but he didn't move or do anything else. He wasn't even awake. And he stayed like that. For a long time. Because we didn't want to bother with him.
Folken, and Rhee were cleaning up after the groups take out Chinese dinner. Katty hadn't felt like making anything, after all the long day. Plus she was having a serious hang over. And the slayers weren't helping by bugging her.
"So, did you enjoy the day?" Rhee asked, drying off a dish.
"Yes, I did." Folken answered.
"Weeeee!" Katty burst into the kitchen, wearing sponges on her feet, holding a towel scrubber, bucket on her head, and a trash bag as a cape.
"So, the medicine finally kicked in?" Folken asked, he had injected her with some medicine, but nothing had happened immediately.
"Yupp!" Katty sang loudly, as she crashed into the chairs. "Ops!" one of the chairs broke.
"Well, it looks like the screwed up fairy has visited us again..." Rhee said looking at the mess Katty had made trying to clean up a mess.
"What's all that racket?" a granny entered the motel's kitchen. She had 'born to raise hell' tattooed on her arm. She was also wearing a leather jacket that had 'hell's grannies' written on the back. Katty dropped her towel scrubber.
"Nothing?" Katty answered. The granny glared at her.
"Where the hell is Katty? I can never find her when I need her!" Dilandau's screams were heard. Dilandau entered to see the evil granny. "Who are you, old hag?" Dilandau sneered. The granny glared at Dilandau. She got a walkie-talkie out of no were.
"This is grim, I need back up. It is a code 1, and I am in the woman's room, this is grim." The granny crackled in to the walkie-talkie. In a few seconds a bunch of biker like grannies burst into the kitchen. They were all looking a Dilandau. Tumbleweed brushed by.
"Sorry, I couldn't help my self!" Katty giggled. Dilandau glared at her. The grannies surrounded her.
"Don't worry miss, we'll protect you from that." A granny holding a pillowcase said, pointing to Dilandau.
"I don't need to be protected from him! He needs to be protected form me!" Katty joked, walking towards Dilandau. The grannies gasped. Dilandau stared at the grannies, the grannies stared at Dilandau. Katty stared at her fingernails.
"Awww, my nail is cracked!" Katty whined.
Yeah, it's the grannies vs. Dilandau. My little sister edited this chapter, so it wasn't too outrageous. She didn't understand most of it, so she insisted that I edit it. And she finally learned to read, so I couldn't lie about that I changed.... darn. Oh well. My next chapter is going to be called Dilandau is out smarted by chipmunks that live in a laundry chute. And these chipmunks are very unique!
Love ya! Kat
R-Why don't you just tell them the whole story, Kat? K-I didn't! R- yea...you didn't...right...(rolls her eyes)
Disclam-er- I don't eat clams they are nasty. It's like eating old bubble gum. Declaimer- we don't own Escaflowne, nor do we own the ocean that we are going scuba diving in. And we don't personalize each other because we are all numbers to the government. It's a conspiracy! K-Rhee, did you take your medicine? I think you should back way from my labby... R- walks away; fine you can type the whole story by yourself! K-don't I always? (Kat is hugging her laptop and whispering reassuring words to it.)
"Lalalalalaaaaa." Katty hummed happily in the kitchen. Shesta and Katty had gotten up extra early to make the breakfast.
"So, what do we do when we are scuba diving?" Shesta asked as Katty washed the strawberries.
"We look at cute little fishes and everything." Katty happily placed the fruit in to the bowl.
"Yaa!" Shesta squealed, he liked cute fishes. Dilandau in his red flannel pjs enters the kitchen.
"Hello dilly! What do you want to eat?" Katty asked, beating up the chocolate.
"I want fire." Dilandau slumped into a chair. Shesta shrugged. Katty put a bowl of milk and pineapples in front of Dilandau.
"Here you go!" Katty smiled evilly, but the half asleep Dilandau didn't react.
"Whatever." Dilandau slumped over, landed square in the bowl.
"Won't he drown?" Shesta asked as he looked at the unmoving Dilandau.
"Umm I don't think so." Katty placed the fruit on the giant table. Folken emerges in his cloaks, and is followed by the dragon slayers, who are in their pjs.
"Hello! We got everything ready!" Katty smiled happily. Folken patted Katty on the head. "Ummm, folkie, you know that most cats don't like being patted on the head?" Folken stared at Katty, who was still smiling.
"Ewww! God what is that taste?" Dilandau wakes to the nasty concoction of milk and pineapple.
"See, I told ya he wouldn't drown." Katty told Shesta, who was watching as Dilandau hit the slayers as they sat down.
"Where's Rhee?" Folken asked, stuffing a doughnut in his mouth.
"She's getting ready."
"Since when was she a she?" Dallet said his mouth half full.
"Since we found gays here." Katty swirled the whip cream onto her hand.
"Is that all you're going to eat?" Viole asked, amazed that anyone would just eat it plain.
"Umhuh!" Katty reply was muffled because of the whip cream.
"I want some!" Dilandau grabbed the can.
"I'll give you some!" Katty grabbed it back and grabbed Dilandau's hand. She made a nice little swirl. Dilandau went to lick it off his hand. Katty hit the back of his hand.
"What was that for?" Dilandau yelled, whip cream all over this face.
"Hahaha it was just to tempting." Katty giggled. Dilandau pouted, but whipped off his face. The breakfast was quite a success except for the part that Dilandau kept stealing everyone's strawberry covered toast. 'It's all mine! Bwwhhahaahahaha'
Then Shesta dropped a glass bowl.
"I didn't mean to!" Shesta sniffled, looking at the used to be bowl.
"It's okay! We just gotta clean it up." Katty comforted the crying Shesta.
"No it isn't! Look what you did Shesta!" Dilandau roared, obviously trying to make Shesta feel bad.
"He's right! It's all my fault!" Shesta cried, running out of the kitchen. Rhee just happened to be walking into the kitchen.
"What's wrong with him?" Rhee asked.
"Oh, Dilandau was being mean again." Katty huffed, and kicked Dilandau in the shin.
"Does everyone have to be so violent?" Dilandau screamed, grabbing his leg.
"Do you have to be so violent?" Folken asked, he was washing the dishes. Dilandau glared at Folken. Voile bends over to help Katty pick up the shards.
"Arrg! I can't see!" Viole muttered, picking up the sharpest shard.
"Thanks for helping me, ouch!" Katty sucked her finger, which had been cut. Viole, blinded by his un-brushed hair, swings the shard randomly. He ends up spearing Rhee. He brushed his hair way, only to see blood drip down Rhee's trench cloak. Rhee didn't seem to notice this new attachment.
"Oh my! Viole you're such a back stabber!" Katty whined, tears coming to her eyes.
"What? He didn't!" Dilandau looked at Rhee, and Viole, who was as bright as the strawberries.
"I'm sorry."
"You better be! You didn't even kill her! I mean I train a bunch of guy to kill, and they can't even do that!" Dilandau threw up his hands in disgust. "This means punishments for everyone!" he roared as Katty threw the shard at his head.
"How dare you!" Katty grabbed another shard, and tried to attack Dilandau.
"Whoa! Think Katty!" Folken arm locked the rabid Katty, who was lunging at Dilandau.
"Since when does Katty think?" Dilandau jeered.
"Hey!" Dilandau watched in shock as the slayers tackled him. "She's nice!" the dragon slayers crushed Dilandau under their weight.
"Get off!" Dilandau heaved. Viole, who was the closest, giggled. Dilandau stared at him, Viole was gay.... and Dilandau and Viole were quite close. Viole probably could smell the whip cream. "Off! Off now!!!!" Dilandau struggled franticly.
"Not until you apologies to Katty." Gatti's voice was barely recognizable. Dilandau craned his head to look at Katty. But Katty and Folken had left some time ago.
"What are you guys doing? Get ready for the dive!" Rhee growled, shoving the slayers off Dilandau.
"Thanks," Dilandau mumbled, brushing himself off. Rhee kicked him. Dilandau opened his mouth to protest, but the glares of all the slayers made him shut it. They all went off to their rooms to change.
"Hey! Look at these!" Katty held up the air tanks. She went around the boat telling everyone to look at everything. Shesta followed her happily, ooh-ing and aw-ing.
"I'm being the life guard." Folken stated as the crew looked at the necessary equipment.
"What makes you a good life guard?" Rhee asked. "I mean you can't even swim."
"Folken can't swim?" Dilandau jeered. "Even Viole can swim!"
"And pick his nose!" Guimel happily added.
"No I don't!" Viole said quickly pulling his finger out of his nose.
"Right...."
"I can swim, I just don't like too. And I'll the only one with a cell phone." Folken held up his phone.
"Let's see you use it." Rhee challenged.
"Alright...hello, hello?" Folken spoke into the backwards and upside down phone.
"Let me see that!" Katty snatched the phone. She tapped the screen and press a few buttons. "Well, the batteries are dead, and this was a flip phone. But someone stole half the top part." Katty held up the phone. Half of the screen was missing. Dilandau chuckled. Folken glared at Dilandau, who looked away.
"I wonder who would do that?" Folken gritted his teeth. Dilandau pointed to himself.
"Who, you can't possibly think that I did it! Can you folken?" Dilandau said innocently.
"No! How could anyone think it was you dilly?" Katty hugged Dilandau. Dilandau grinned and stuck his tongue out at Folken. Folken glared, he would get Dilandau some how...
"Everyone get an air tank!" Rhee handed out the tanks. The slayers helped each other with the tanks. Dilandau smiled mischievously.
"What's so funny, Dilandau-sama?" Gatti asked, readjusting his goggles.
"I filled one of the tanks with wine." Dilandau smiled. "I marked it with a red D."
"Oh," Gatti looked at the others tanks. None of them had a red D on theirs.
"Let's go!" Katty jumped into the water. She didn't resurface for a while. Shesta held his breath. "What are you waiting for?" Katty's head reappeared. Dilandau pushed all the slayers in.
"Hahaahah! That was just too gooo—od." Dilandau yelled as he flew over the boat's edge. Rhee chuckled and saluted Folken before disappearing.
"I want to see sharks!" Dilandau yelled.
"Oh, I've got a dead bunny..." Rhee reached into her suit, which looked like a cloak... she pulled out a dead rabbit.
"Nooo!" Shesta cried. "You didn't kill the bunny!" Rhee flung the bleeding rabbit a few feet away from the group. Soon the group could see sharks. "Noo! I'll save you Mr. Bunny!" Shesta rushed over to the dead rabbit. He clutched it protectively, but the sharks had already started to circle. "Help!" Shesta cried. Dilandau was amazed at all the sharks that had come in such short time. But Katty, looking flushed, was circling with the sharks. She was also humming the jaws song.
"Katty! What are you doing!!" Dilandau cried, he didn't want her to get eaten too. Not that he wanted Shesta to be eaten; Dilandau would save Shesta after Shesta was bit once or twice. Just to toughen Shesta up, that's why Dilandau wasn't doing too much.
Voile and Guimel had already dived under, looking at the sea's bottom. Gatti was watching Dallet swim in circles, and Rhee was trying to separate Shesta from the road kill. So far everyone was having a great time. Dilandau watched as Katty circled Shesta, wondering how Katty would bite Shesta with the mouthpiece in...
"Huuh!" Dilandau stared at Katty's back. There, unmistakably, was a red D. "Katty!" Dilandau rushed after Katty. Katty, who thought she was a shark, just continued to circle around the terrified Shesta. Dilandau swam after Katty, who stopped.
"Starfish!" Katty's gleeful cry came. She rushed down towards the bottom of the sea. Dilandau had to chase her, leaving Shesta alone.
"So this is the end, Mr. Bunny." Shesta sobbed.
"Let go of the bunny, Shesta!" Rhee yelled Insert- yes, we know that it is almost impossible to talk under water. But deal with it. "Never! I am going to save Mr. Bunny!" Shesta wailed as he dodged a shark.
"Katty!" Katty had just grabbed the starfish before going unconscious because of lack of air. Dilandau rushed after the limp Katty, but Rhee gets to her first. Then Dilandau hit his head Katty's air tank, knocking him unconscious.
"Ummm." Katty grabbed Dilandau, like she when she was asleep. Rhee shrugged, but swiftly swam to the boat.
"Folken! Help them up!" Rhee yelled at the reading Folken. Folken looked at the two, they didn't look too good. Too bad they didn't have a working phone. Dallet and Guimel had already gotten out of the boat, and were playing cards.
"Help me get this stuff off them." Folken detached the air tanks. Guimel went straight for Dilandau's suit, but Folken stopped him. "No I was talking about the gear, not the suit." Guimel frowned, but helped Folken with Katty's equipment. Which was quite hard, for she liked to thrash around, still clutching Dilandau.
"Hey, look. Katty's air tank was filled with alcohol!" Dallet licked his fingers. He had taken Katty's mouthpiece out, with leaked the wine.
"Gimme some!" Gatti growled, trying to get on the boat. Folken yanked Gatti in. "that's lord Dilandau's wine." Gatti grabbed a key off Dilandau. "He even got glasses." Gatti unlocked a cooler, and handed everyone conscience a frosty glass.
"Hey, does anyone know were Miguel went off to?" Dallet looked at the ocean, he could see Shesta, fighting off the sharks for a dead bunny, and Rhee trying to get Shesta. Voile was trying to get on the boat, and Guimel was helping him...Folken shrugged, going back to his book, kill a dragon in 80 days.
"Shesta!!" Rhee growled, she did too much for Katty's friends. Rhee took out a machete form her cloak bathing suit, and cut her arm. The sharks sniffed like dogs, and got into a huddled. They all nodded, and went to circle around the fresh blood, Rhee.
"Swim to the boat! The boat! The other way, Shesta!" Rhee yelled as she hit the sharks. Shesta, hanging on to the bunny, swam towards a boat on the horizon.
"The other way!! That is an oil tanker, and they eat bunnies!" Shesta shrieked, turned towards the right boat, and splashed franticly. He tried getting up, but he needed two hands for that. So he placed Mr. bunny on the deck. Shesta struggled to lift himself out of the water, and Dallet looked at 'Mr. Bunny'.
"Eww, that's disgusting. What is it?"
"A bunny." Shesta gasped, as he flopped down.
"It was a bunny, but it's not that now!" Dallet picked up the revolting carcass, and flung it back into the sea.
"Noo!" Shesta cried, watching a shark approach the 'bunny'. "Dallet! You better go get Mr. Bunny." Shesta was mad.
"No way!" Dallet sniffed, turning to talk to Guimel. Shesta snatched Dallet's suit and flung him over board.
"Get my bunny!" Shesta roared. Dallet didn't move. Shesta peered over the edge, when he had flung Dallet over board; Dallet had hit his head on the side of the boat. "Ops." Shesta said quietly. Katty had regain consciousness, but was quite drunk.
"Dilly, dilly my silly dilly..." she sang, swaying Dilandau back and forth. It was an interesting sight, considering that Dilandau had starfish, seaweed and other sea cramp in his hair.
"To bad nobody brought a camera." Gatti said, sipping his wine.
"Hey, my phone's a picture phone!" Folken held up his ¾ of a phone.
"Yeah!" Viole graded the phone, and tried to get the picture mode up. "Oh, the camera was cut off." Voile said, inspecting the phone.
"Darn."
"Hey, is everyone on the boat?" Rhee asked, still in the water, dragging six dead sharks behind her.
"No, we're missing Miguel." Shesta squealed. "You don't think he died?"
"No, he was playing in the propeller last I saw." Rhee swam to the back of the boat. Shesta shivered.
"He's okay!" Rhee's voice was heard. Dilandau stirred slightly.
"Wakey wakey!" Katty yelled into his ear, shaking him violently.
"Ahhh! What the hell is going on?!" Dilandau roared, struggling to get out of Katty's grasp.
"Silly dilly, you'll never escape me!" Katty purred into his ear. Dilandau turned, as best he could being held down, to look at Katty.
"What?" Miguel was flopped onto the deck. Rhee then threw up the six sharks on the boat. Shesta squealed, and rushed away from the sharks. Rhee appeared behind them.
"So, is everyone on board now?"
"Nah, Shesta pushed Dallet over the edge."
Who's going to get him?"
"Not me."
"I'm not.
"I sink like a rock." Folken stated.
"Well, if we need an anchor, you'll do. Since Gatti put our anchor out with no attachment, and now we are anchorless. But all we have to do is tie you to a rope and drop you in the ocean, Mr. Rock." Rhee patted Folken on the shoulder. Miguel leaked out water.
"Ekkk! His vital organs!" Shesta yelped.
"So, who's going to get him and when?" Rhee asked.
"No, not me."
"Nah I don't wanna right now."
"How about never? Is never good for you?"
"I don't like him, he stuck Mr. Bunny back into the ocean." The slayers fought about which one was going back to save the drifting Dallet. Just then a crew boat comes by.
"Stroke, stroke..." was the cry of the cocks man. The teenaged boys were in perfect timing. One of the boys, a blond, turns to the boat and waves.
"Hey Chris!" Rhee called out, waving back.
"Huh? Chris!" Katty rushed to the side of the boat, towing Dilandau with her. "Hey Chris! You got to come over and watch Escaflowne with me again!" Katty smiled, waving happily to her cousin.
"Alright Katty, I promise!" Chris called out. He noticed Dilandau. "Don't kill the unlucky bastard!" Chris called out as he and his crew buddies rowed in to the horizon.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream...
The song drifted over the boat as the singing crew boys rowed in the opposite direction of the drifting Dallet. Miguel coughed up some more water.
"Maybe we should help Miguel first..." Folken looked at the half alive Miguel. Katty, who had sorta sobered up, nodded.
"I'll do it." She stepped on Miguel's chest. Miguel hacked up some more water. Miguel opened his eyes to see Katty, sitting him. Dilandau watched as Katty sat on Miguel, it was a very suggestive pose.
"Off him!" Dilandau, who had been released by Katty, knocked Katty off Miguel.
"Ouuwww," Katty complained, pushing Dilandau off her. "Miguel, will you get Dallet?" Miguel nodded.
"Where is he?" Katty looked at the direction Dallet was floating towards.
"He was over there..." she points towards the sun; Dallet no longer was visible on the horizon.
"We'll start the boat up, to get you closer." Rhee steered the boat towards the sun. Everyone shades their eyes from the sun except Viole.
"Yup, having long hair is sometimes an advantage." Viole smiled, looking at his unlucky comrades.
"Hey I have long hair too!" Katty wailed, shielding her eyes away from the glare.
"Yes, but you have no bangs!" Viole chuckled. Katty pouted.
"I have long bangs too!" Shesta cried.
"Well, Shesta, you're just weird." Viole shrugged. Shesta flung his goggles at Viole. Shesta hit Dilandau.
"Shesta, remind me when I get back to Vione that you need to practice your aim." Dilandau growled.
"So, you're not mad?" Shesta asked hesitantly. Dilandau slapped him.
"Of course I'm mad! I am getting sun burned, I have crap in my hair, my slayers are relaxing, van's still alive, and you guys drank all my wine, so I can't even get drunk!" Dilandau screamed. "The world is against me!" he yelled at the sky. Everyone stared at him.
"Just calm down." Katty, who was scared, patted his shoulder. He looked at her, and he wasn't anger, or mad, or confused or any other face of Dilandau that we usually see. That was because his face had fallen off. Wait, no I mean his face was different because he wasn't with it. He had been staring and now was sort of in dreamland. His face hadn't fallen off, but his mind might have just sloshed out of his ear and jumped over board, but then we would have Shesta screaming again. And I think his voice is getting a little horse. No, Shesta's voice wasn't buying a horse, his voice was cracking. Not like when they voice changes, but more like when you're thirsty. My little sister insisted that I clear this up, she got confused. And she thinks that there might be more idiots reading my story, but I know that she's the only idiot in the world. Okayyy..... on with the story....
"Well, here he is..." Dallet's limp body hit the side of the boat. Miguel shuttered, and scooped Dallet up with the net that you use to clean the pool with. You know the one on the long pole thingy? Yeah, that the thing, but don't ask me what it was doing on the boat.... Dallet's body hung lifelessly on the chair that Gatti had propped him up on.
"Is he dead?" Guimel ask, poking Dallet with a stick.
"No." Katty didn't even look at Dallet.
"How do you know?" Dilandau asked.
"Well, Miguel is the first one to die, no matter what. And Miguel is still alive." Katty smiled, and Dallet, as if to confirm he was still alive, choked on something.
"The hectic remover!" voile called as he grabbed Dallet and thrust his hands into Dallet's stomach.
"That looks like fun!" Dilandau pushed voile away and starts punching Dallet in the stomach.
"That's not what you're supposed to do!" Katty wailed, but just then Dallet spit out a cork.
"What is that doing in the ocean?" Guimel looked at the brand. "Hey, this is your wine, Dilandau-sama." Dilandau smiled sheepishly, wait that's what Guimel does...um Dilandau smiled embarrassedly.
"Did you throw the cork into the ocean?" Gatti asked, amazed that someone would do such a thing.
"I threw a few...." Dilandau said, looking at the water. Dozens of dolphins floated dead around the boat.
"The poor dolphins." Shesta sobbed.
"We shall pray for the souls of the dead dolphins." Folken, Katty, and the slayers huddled in a circle and started chanting.
"Esca-flowne. Esca- flowne." They chanted. Dilandau clutched his head.
"Stop saying that!" he screamed. "I hate van!"
"We all know." Rhee said, grumpy that she couldn't chant with the rest, she still had to direct the boat. Dallet was alive, but he didn't move or do anything else. He wasn't even awake. And he stayed like that. For a long time. Because we didn't want to bother with him.
Folken, and Rhee were cleaning up after the groups take out Chinese dinner. Katty hadn't felt like making anything, after all the long day. Plus she was having a serious hang over. And the slayers weren't helping by bugging her.
"So, did you enjoy the day?" Rhee asked, drying off a dish.
"Yes, I did." Folken answered.
"Weeeee!" Katty burst into the kitchen, wearing sponges on her feet, holding a towel scrubber, bucket on her head, and a trash bag as a cape.
"So, the medicine finally kicked in?" Folken asked, he had injected her with some medicine, but nothing had happened immediately.
"Yupp!" Katty sang loudly, as she crashed into the chairs. "Ops!" one of the chairs broke.
"Well, it looks like the screwed up fairy has visited us again..." Rhee said looking at the mess Katty had made trying to clean up a mess.
"What's all that racket?" a granny entered the motel's kitchen. She had 'born to raise hell' tattooed on her arm. She was also wearing a leather jacket that had 'hell's grannies' written on the back. Katty dropped her towel scrubber.
"Nothing?" Katty answered. The granny glared at her.
"Where the hell is Katty? I can never find her when I need her!" Dilandau's screams were heard. Dilandau entered to see the evil granny. "Who are you, old hag?" Dilandau sneered. The granny glared at Dilandau. She got a walkie-talkie out of no were.
"This is grim, I need back up. It is a code 1, and I am in the woman's room, this is grim." The granny crackled in to the walkie-talkie. In a few seconds a bunch of biker like grannies burst into the kitchen. They were all looking a Dilandau. Tumbleweed brushed by.
"Sorry, I couldn't help my self!" Katty giggled. Dilandau glared at her. The grannies surrounded her.
"Don't worry miss, we'll protect you from that." A granny holding a pillowcase said, pointing to Dilandau.
"I don't need to be protected from him! He needs to be protected form me!" Katty joked, walking towards Dilandau. The grannies gasped. Dilandau stared at the grannies, the grannies stared at Dilandau. Katty stared at her fingernails.
"Awww, my nail is cracked!" Katty whined.
Yeah, it's the grannies vs. Dilandau. My little sister edited this chapter, so it wasn't too outrageous. She didn't understand most of it, so she insisted that I edit it. And she finally learned to read, so I couldn't lie about that I changed.... darn. Oh well. My next chapter is going to be called Dilandau is out smarted by chipmunks that live in a laundry chute. And these chipmunks are very unique!
Love ya! Kat
R-Why don't you just tell them the whole story, Kat? K-I didn't! R- yea...you didn't...right...(rolls her eyes)