Title: My Life, My Banes.
Prompt Name/Prompt List/Ficlet #: Disturbia – June - #4
Author: kagome313
Rating: PG-13
Genre: (Admin's Genre) Comedy
Universe: Non-Cannon
Word Count: 694
Summary: Sango and Miroku ordered pizza while the both of them, including Kagome hung out.
Warnings: Language.
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I was too consumed with dismay to voice my anger towards my two friends, Sango and Miroku as they chuckled and make fun of me just because I wish to avoid temptation rather than slither in next to it with moans and groans of ecstasy.
"Wait, wait," Miroku chuckled out, turning his gaze from his girlfriend to me. "Did you actually name your vibrator The Matrix?" With the deadly look I was giving him, you'd think he'd quiver into a corner and shut the help up.
"After everything she told you, you only got that tad bit information?" Scoffing at his perverted gaze that just told me the idiot was picturing me doing it – I resist the urge to slap him.
"Pretty much so," He licked his lips, tugging playfully on the giggling Sango.
I love those idiots on some messed up level, even if they suddenly became the bane of my existence. But the constant teasing does nothing to ease my mind, nor does it help diminish my embarrassment! Aside from amazing sex… such sensually decadent acts that left me quivering. Oh gosh, just thinking about the asshole made me shudder with want. I bet this was his grand plan! Get me addicted to him like crack and then leave me to pulse with painful yet sexual needs.
"I'm such a masochist," I groaned in my palm just as the doorbell rang.
"That must be the pizza!"
When Sango passed me, brushing up against me unnecessarily – that lesbo – I felt something tickling at the back of my head. I knew that feeling!
Fuck me!
"Pizza huh?"
Before I could make my way upstairs and lock the goddam door this time, I came face to face with temptation itself. Even in his pizza uniform, his cap on back to front looked delicious! I wouldn't be surprise if his fucking fingers turn me on.
The blush says it all – the memories turn me on!
"Hello there," The twinkle in his eyes told me he was thinking about our latest escapade. Plural if you counted the amount of times we did it that day. I swear my house stank of so much sex I was surprise that my mom didn't think to cleanse it with biblical prayer.
Clearing my throat, I inched towards the hallway, trying to command my wonder orbs to stay off of him! When I made it to the stairs, I felt my radar going highway. Not good. Not good!
"Ignoring me?" He whispered, extending his talent tongue to run along my exposed neck line.
"I…" I turned around quickly. "You can't do that!" My command came out like a squeak.
"Do what?" He inched closer to me, and I staggered backwards, my pulse racing from the proximity.
Flaunting my arms aimlessly I pinned him with a glower. "This," I hissed, easing back once more.
His smirk made me melt; made me hot and all…hot. Without saying anything else, his succulent lips captured mines daringly, his eyes still glued to mines. The motherfucker knew I was so weak against him that denying him was as foolish as walking in front of a gunshot.
Just to prove a stubborn point I might have even considered the gunshots.
But right now… I had a severe case of weakness… Yes – weakness that made me stupid and propelled me to latch on to this male like a leach as we kissed like no tomorrow. Weak enough to insinuate the body connection this time as I pressed myself up against him, groaning deep into the battling yet lustful kiss.
When I felt his powerful hands – that brought me to so much shameful releases – against my ass, I jumped and shuddered, rubbing up against his growing erection.
I broke the kiss.
I hadn't notice how long his lashes were as they fluttered close. His lips showed the evidence of a well kissed lip and I had no doubt I was sporting the same look. My gaze traveled behind me to see the astonished look of my friends.
"Argh – your fault again!"
I slapped him in embarrassment before rushing upstairs towards the attic as his chuckle faded in the distance.