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Mothers Always Have a Plan

What an awkward moment.

No really.

I have been through many awkward moments in my life. So were embarrassing while others I laughed my head off. I remembered when I was elementary school, there was a little awkward moment when my crush accidentally touched my butt. We both didn't care, but in my head, I was thinking: "...OH MY GOD."

Recently, I saw someone have an awkward moment at highschool. It was a very windy day and it was during 3rd period. While I was heading to the library with my friends, (It was seriously windy!) I saw someone's skirt lift up and boy I wanted to cover my eyes and say I just didn't see that right now. Sure she was wearing tights, but they were see-through...and...she was wearing a very pink underwear. Her male classmate saw and he started laughing while saying he would pretend he didn't see that.

But for Sasuke's situation, now that was an awkward moment.

There in front of him was his hired mistress, or who he would like to call: Sakura. He was very disturbed that he mother hired a mistress for him to make him straight, which he already is, but too bad his mother thought that he was in denial. But also what disturbed him more was that Sakura agreed to the deal. He wondered why. He remembered when Sakura told him that she wasn't holding any romantic feelings towards him anymore and he clearly remembered Naruto tackling the Haruno after she said that. And he did remember the rosette punching Naruto after he tackled her.

But this was his mother's plan for crying out loud! Mikoto does have her ways getting what she wants. Just like how she got Fujaku. Okay, I'm just kidding on that part, but who know how the head of the Uchiha clan got his wife. Maybe they met somewhere romantic... But not my parents. They met each other because they were working together in a fast food restaurant. Very wonderful...

"Sasuke, are you okay?" His mother asked him.

If Sasuke had an inner, he would for sure be cussing his head off right now. But that wasn't like the Uchiha. In his head he thought, 'What...the...hell... Of course I am not okay Okaasan. You hired a fucking mistress who turns out to be my teammate. Why didn't you believe that I was straight all along?'

Well Sasuke, I will answer that for you. First of all, your first kiss was stolen by your male best friend and I don't think your mother knows about that... You freaking accepted to be taught by a guy, or whatever he is, who appears to be obsessed with you (which makes Orochimaru seem gay) and he likes to stress the letter "s". I would be annoyed if someone does that. I would grab a kunai and cut that tongue out.

"Sasuke," Mikoto called out to him.

"Mikoto-san, I think it would be best if I leave..." Sakura said as she slowly took a few steps to the door, but the mother grabbed her wrist.

"No Sakura, my son needs to have a little talk with us. It's his fault that he is...that way," the mother said as she let go of the Haruno's wrist.

"Okaasan, I am not gay. How many times do I have to keep telling you that?" Sasuke finally spoke up as he made eye contact with his mother.

"How many times do I have to keep telling you that you are just saying that? You are just trying to get away from this...horrible problem and I am just trying to help you fix it!" Mikoto said.

Sakura merely stood there as she watch the drama unfold between a mother and a son.

"I don't have anything to be fixed!"

"Oh yes you do! First of all, you are gay and nearly tried to take advantage of his best friend during a friendly sleepover," Sakura shook her head due to this mind-blowing information. "I shouldn't had allowed that sleepover! Also, what is that bite mark on your neck?" Mikoto asked as she just noticed that on Sasuke's neck...which he got when he was twelve...which was four years ago...

"It's nothing."

"Wait, Sasuke-kun, didn't you get that from Orochimaru?" Sakura asked.

"What?" Mikoto asked as she slowly turned her head to the Haruno.

"Sakura, who told you that?" Sasuke asked as his eyes darkened.

"Umm...Itachi?" Sakura answered as she took a few steps back to stay farther away from the teenager.

'Itachi you fucking weasel. You were supposed to keep that a secret,' The boy thought. 'Wait, why did he tell Sakura? And why did I even tell Aniki?'

"Sakura, how did Itachi know?" Mikoto asked the rosette.

"Itachi told me that Sasuke-kun told him."

Mikoto looked back at her son and Sasuke could have sworn he saw fire in his mother's eyes.

"...So, you tell Itachi, but not your own mother? I made you!"

"Okaasan, you chose to believe in Naruto and not me? You didn't make him," Sasuke said.

"Because Naruto isn't in denial."

"Okaasan, I am not even in denial."

"My son, what did Orochimaru inject in you?"

"What?"

"He must have injected you...with some kind of disease or disorder or some strange implant to make you...attracted to men and to be in denial!"

Amazing thought Mikoto. But to tell you the truth, I wouldn't blame your thought. Sasuke was just in shock of the plan his mother made in her head of what Orochimaru injected him. That wasn't even close what Orochimaru injected him with.

But then Mikoto remembered that Sasuke did not like any of his fangirls when he was little. Her eyes widened. 'Orochimaru, you made my son even more gay than he already was! Shame on you!'

"Umm...Mikoto-san?" Sakura asked as she reached out to grabbed her shoulder, but her gester went unnoticed by the dark-indigo haired Uchiha. She was still in her thoughts and was ranting them out aloud.

"And why did that white-chalk person bite you on the neck of all reasons? It makes it look like...those...sexual things you do while...what are those things called?" Mikoto asked as she turned to Sakura.

"Umm...a hicky?"

"Yes, that's what I meant. Why didn't that man bite somewhere else?"

When Sakura thought of that, she was disturbed. And so was Sasuke. In the son's mind, he was glad that he bit his neck rather than...a certain part. But then he thought why couldn't Orochimaru bit his arm or leg? Why give him a hicky? I mean, I would be freaked out if someone tried to give me a hicky. Especially if it some freak who seems to have loss of blood.

"Anyways, Sasuke, back to the main reason why Sakura is here. She is here to set you straight," Mikoto said.

He glared at his mother, but he knew that if he tried to say that he wasn't gay, Sasuke would just receive the same response all the time: "You are just saying that!" or "You are in denial."

"I bet by nearly the end of the year, you will be set straight," the mother said with a smile. Sasuke could have sworn there was a twinkle in her eye. "Sakura, you will be spending time with my son everyday and please try your best to make him sastified."

The Haruno just stood there, thinking what the hell Mikoto just said to her. 'I can't sastify Sasuke-kun? Please try your best? I can sastify him very much that he will be begging for more! Whoa, wait. Sastify? ...Does Mikoto-san want me to...What the hell. I am going to lose my virginity to him!'

"Like you know, tends to his needs Sakura. Getting him tomatoes will fill his needs. That will make him sastified," With that, Sakura was relieved. She was frighten what the mother meant, but not anymore, "anyways, make sure to show that you are together. How about you two hold hands!" Mikoto said with a smile.

"Hell no," Sasuke said, flat out.

"Mikoto-san, do I really have to?" Sakura asked. Sure she was fine spending time with Sasuke the whole day, kind of, but holding hands with him the entire day? The Haruno had a feeling that if she did that, the Uchiha would likely use his fire ball jutsu to burn her hand off.

"Oh? You don't want to hold hands? Well, how about arm and arm? I do that with Fujaku when we are outside."

"Hell no," her son said again.

"Sasuke, you are going to listen to your mother and watch your language. I just want people to know that you are together, so I want you guys to be connected."

'Well, there are other ways to be connected...I mean, you don't have to be connected by arm or by holding hands...You know what I mean?' Sakura's inner stated.

'SHUT IT' With that, her inner gone away and she was relieved of that. Sakura blushed and mentally cursed her inner for having such a perverted mind. Then she cursed at her herself too for even having an inner that was perverted.

"Maybe a kiss on the cheek will do too," Mikoto also said, "or maybe when you two are in a deeper stage and Sasuke is turning straight, then you guys can kiss on the lips."

With that, Sakura's face reddened at the thought of his lips on hers. For Sasuke, well, he paled.

Mothers are such planners. Sometimes, people think of mothers as such sweethearts, but who knows if they are a master mind of making plans. If their son or daughter gets a horrible girlfriend or boyfriend, they would make a plan on how to make them breakup. Trust me, I have seen some movies of this and even my mom judges some of the boys that talk to my sister or me. I know they just want the best for their kids, but can they at least give some of the boys a chance? I mean, not all people are good with first impressions.

Anyways, mothers do plan to get what they want. For example, they plan for your education on what schools that are best for you. They are also responsible for allowing your love life. Oh goodness. My dad is easily to please, just make a good impression on him or talk about sports. But my mom, oh god. She is hard to please. She wants the man to have high grades, look handsome, have wonderful manners, etc. I mean come on mom! Those guys are usually taken, only in books and in television shows! So, when a guy asks to be my boyfriend or my hand in marriage, well...I hope she goes easy on him. I mean, no ones perfect, mom.

In Mikoto's case, she is planning for Sasuke's sexual orientation. Technically, she is stating: 'Let's set things straight'.

She felt that her dream of having little Sasukes was coming true. Everything was going according to plan. In her thought, she really predicted Sasuke to storm out or set his sharingan, but he just sat there on the couch. In her head, she thought that maybe he was actually starting to appreciate what she was doing for him and hopefully by the end of the year, he will get a girlfriend. But for Sasuke, he was hating this meeting and did not have any sort of appreciation for hiring a mistress for him.

Then, Mikoto thought again. She made another plan in her head. In her mind, she made a plan that once Sasuke becomes straight, she planned to get a girlfriend for him right after. Sure Mikoto made her son straight, but what happens that it was just a phase of being straight? So, the mother thought of right after he was set straight, she will choose out a perfect girlfriend out there. Mikoto stated in her mind that the girlfriend would have to be beautiful, well-mannered, smart, etc.

And that's when I noticed, Mikoto and my mom have the same thoughts of having the perfect partner. Well... shit. Great, I would be like Sasuke expect my mom knows that I am straight and she doesn't have to hire a man to seduce me to make me heterosexual. Besides, she doesn't have that kind of money.

The Uchiha looked at her son and smiled. 'Sasuke, as soon you are set straight, I am going to get you a girlfriend that will keep you that way.'

Sakura didn't remembered the last time she had blush due to something Sasuke-related. It's been a while since she had held romantic feelings for her teammate. But now, she felt embarrassed for having such thoughts come up again about the raven-haired. The Haruno didn't want the silly crush for Sasuke to come up again.

So she made sure, 'I am not going to fall for Sasuke-kun again. We are just teammates and he would think I was lying when I told him a year ago that I no longer I like him. This mistress thing, it's to help him. Nothing special Sakura.'

"Sakura?"

The rosette snapped out of her thoughts and looked at the mother, "Yes?"

"My plan for my son to be set straight is final. I want you to hold is hand, or connect through his arm. Give him a kiss on the cheek at times and surprise him with some tomatoes," she said.

The Haruno heard an irrated sigh coming from her teammate and him getting off the couch and leaving. Sakura watched as Sasuke headed upstairs to his room and by the way he closed the door, he was pissed.

"Is that all?" Sakura asked.

"Oh no! Of course not! I have plently of more. It's all part of the plan," Mikoto said with a smirk.

Sakura gulped. 'Oh boy...'

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