PSMANIAC: Here is Chapter Numero... four. Sorry I don't know Spanish. Anyway, I don't
own Crash Bandicoot or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I sure hope I did.
Chapter 4: Wumpa Wackiness
The musical laughter of Willie Wumpacheeks echoes throughout the hallways of his
super-omegalastic-incredibly-fantastically-secret underground base.
WILLIE: Hidley-hidely-ho, that bandicoot must go, with a whicketty-whack, and a diddley-
splat, he'll be NOTHING BUT A PILE OF-
"Ding-dong"
Unfortunately, the doorbell interrupts his evil scheming.
WILLIE: The doorbell? I don't have a doorbell!
He answers it and sees a girl scout.
SCOUT: Mister, will you buy these Wumpacakes?
WILLIE: NO!
The little girl scout shoots him a death glare that will even make Uka Uka scream like a little
girl.
SCOUT: You... will... buy... these... Wumpacakes!
WILLIE: OKAY! OKAY! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Later...
Willie has his secret base filled with Wumpacakes.
SCOUT: The Girl Scout Committee of N. Sanity Island greatly appreciates your help!
WILLIE: Yeah... whatever.
SCOUT: Bye-Bye!
Willie slams the door.
WILLIE: Now, back to scheming... in song!
A stage appears with robotic versions of Willie along with these huge colorful wheels. Willie
dresses up as Willie Wonka (2005).
WILLIE: Let's boogie!
(To the tune of the first song from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory")
ROBOTS: Hee-hee, Ha-ha, Ho-ho-ho-ho
Willie Wumpa, Willie Wumpa
The most evil wumpateer
Willie Wumpa, Willie Wumpa
His minions give him a cheer
Hooray!
An evil mutated wumpa-like man
He come up with a super-bad plan
He is not one to be questioned
To be questioned
To be questioned!
To be questioned!
To be questioned! (One of the robot's head explodes)
Hee-hee, ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho
Willie Wumpa, Willie Wumpa
He's menacingly energetic
Willie Wumpa, Willie Wumpa
His wumpaness is genetic
He has this super evil genius plot
To make Crash,on his birthday, rot
Willie Wumpa here he iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! (Sparks fly as the robots either explode or melt.)
Willie coughs and fans the smoke away.
WILLIE: Yiddley-kiddley-doe, that was quite a show! This evil plot, will make Crash rot, and
the rest will be KO'ed! He-he-he-he-he! I'll get started right now.
Then the phone rang.
WILLIE: I have a phone?
He picks up the phone.
WILLIE: WHO IS IT!?!?! Why, hello mother! I'm so happy to see you! Me not writing?
Hmm... my mail mustn't be getting through. I'll speak to the post office about it. I'll be right
back mumsie, I have a few things to clear up first.
He put his hand over the receiver and looked over to the audience.
WILLIE: This might take a while...
PSMANIAC: As always, review if you want another Chapter!