"Good morning, guys" I asked as I walked into the room kinda all cheered up.
"Morning, why the excited attitude?" Dinah asked as she took a sip of her coffee.
"Why not? I got a list full of songs and I'm so ready to laugh... I mean to watch you sing amazing songs" I corrected.
"Ok then we're all here let's do this" Wally said finishing his plate of breakfast.
"Ok, let's start" I said then looked at the list "Oh looks like today is bands day, first off all the girls to the stage, your song is..."
Birds of Prey
*the seven girls got on stage then the music started.
Diana-
Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeps and crooks,
*she pointed at all of them
Shayera-
Men in tights come after you, and still you're off the hook,
she did the dances like in the song
Dinah-
For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand new day;
All-
You scum can just simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey!
Megan-
Green Lantern has his special ring! (Pretty strong that little thing!)
*she raised her hand like there was a ring and pointed at the lanterns.
Babs-
Blue Beetle 's deeds are really swell! (But who will bring him out of his shell?)
Artemis-
Flash 's foes, they finish last! *Flash got a little smile* (Too bad sometimes he's just too fast!) *and now it is gone*
All-
While all the boys can always save the day,
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey! (The one and only Birds of Prey!)
While all the boys can always save the day,
No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
Cass-
Green Arrow has heroic traits, *she did that move to show her muscles* that is when he's shooting straight! *she winked* (Hey!) (I'm just saying...)
Dinah-
Aquaman's always courageous, his little fish, less outrageous!
Shayera-
Plastic Man can expand, becomes putty in our hands!
All-
While all the boys can keep you punks at bay,
No one does it better than the Birds of Prey (The one and only Birds of Prey)
While all the boys can always save the day,
No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
*they all came off the stage then went to Batman*
Diana-
Batman throws his Batarang, what a weapon, what a bang...
*she did like a hug from behind
Megan & Cass-
Check out that utility belt, sure can make a girl's heart melt...
*they pretended to melt.
Artemis & Babs-
He's always right there for the save, I'd like to see his secret cave...
*Babs shiver, Diana puts a hand on Bruce's cheeks*
(Diana- and by the way you need to shave).
*then they all came back to the stage*
All-
While Batman does things in his special way,
He'd do it better with the Birds of Prey! (The one and only Birds of Prey!)
While Batman always seems to save the day,
No one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!
Birds of Prey...
(...Meow.)
"WOW" they clapped for them and the girls sat down.
"Ok that was great, up next is, ok it's the boys' turn, all the boys on the stage" I said.
"What song?" Barry asked.
"You'll see" I gave a smirk that meant 'nothing will go will'.
the music played and they all laughed.
I'm sexy and I know it
Batman-
Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like "Damn, he fly!"
Barry-
I pay to the beat, walking down the street in my new Le Freak, yeah
Dick-
This is how I roll, animal print pants outta control
Wally-
It's Redfoo with the big afro
Roy-
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow
GA-
Girl, look at that body
*he showed off his muscles/abs
Superman-
Girl, look at that body
*showed his abs.
Connor-
Girl, look at that body
*did the same move and showed his abs.
All-
I work out
Tim-
Girl, look at that body
*same move
Hal-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs
John-
Girl, look at that body
*same move same thing
All-
I work out
Katar-
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
*he pretended to walk then pretended to look around.
Bart-
Everybody stops and they staring at me
*he points at himself with a smirk.
JL boys-
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
*they all pointed
YG boys-
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it, yo
Dick-
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
*he put his head up.
Batman-
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks, (what?)
Wally, Barry & Bart-
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt and I still get service (what?)
Dick-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs (and a girl fainted in the background)
Batman-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs (and another one fainted)
Wally-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs
All-
I work out
Roy-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs
Bart-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs
Barry-
Girl, look at that body
*showed abs
All-
I work out
Katar-
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
YG boys-
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
Show it, show it, show it
JL boys-
I'm sexy and I know it, hey
I'm sexy and I know it
All-
Check it out
Check it out
Barry-
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*he wiggles again and again
Superman-
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*he wiggles again and again
Wally-
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
*he wiggles again and again
Roy-
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah yeah
*he wiggles again and again
Dick-
Do the wiggle, man
*he points at Batman as he wiggles
Batman-
I do the wiggle, man, yeah
*Batman started wiggling (Hounstely it is the end of the world).
All-
I'm sexy and I know it
Hey, yeah
Tim-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
Bart-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
Connor-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
All-
I work out
Hal-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
John-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
Oliver-
Girl, look at that body
*shows abs
All-
I work out
I'm sexy and I know it
"I'm sexy and i know it" Dinah, Diana and Shayera sang.
"Girl look at that body" Babs and Artemis sang.
"Do the wiggle man" Cass and Megan sang.
"I do the wiggle man" the girls sang and they all wiggled wiggled.
"Ok that was awesome" I said.
"Yes, Batman your voice is so amazing" Diana said as she came closer to Batman.
"Yeah it was great" Cass and Shayera repeated.
"Why do all the girls go crazy for him?" Hal whisper asked Bart as they were all going down the stage stairs.
"I have no idea" Bart whisper answered.
"Ok, Batman and the bat clan, all to the stage" I said, then Batman and Batgirl got up but Rob and Dick stayed in place.
"Come on you two" I said again.
"We're not Bats" Dick says.
"Oh yes you are, you are a bat family member so get up and sing you two" I said and they got up the stage with the other two.
"What are we singing?" Rob asks and i don't answer I just turn the music on.
Saliva Badass
Batman-
I need you to hear this loud and clear
Dick-
The line and the sand is drawn and I have no fear
Batgirl-
When I see red all I need is a reason to set me off
Tim-
To drop this bomb and pick yourself off the ground
All-
Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
You just crossed my path and I'll drop you fast
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
A badass
Batman-
Don't take this past the point of no return
Dick-
You don't want this kind of lesson learned
Batgirl-
When I see red all I need is a reason to throw it down
Tim-
To take you out and you will have no doubt
All-
Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
You just crossed my path and I'll drop you fast
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
A badass
Dick-
I'm going to walk away from this
Tim-
And let it die than let it last
Batgirl-
Your pushing me to the danger zone
Batman-
And I'm gonna leave your body black and blue now
All-
Cause I'm a badass
And you don't want to clash
Cause your mouth's writing checks that your face can't cash
Cause I'm a badass
And this warning's your last
You just crossed my path and I'll drop you fast
Cause I'm a badass
A gun ready to blast
Batgirl-
It's the wild wild west and I'm fast and fast
Tim-
Cause I'm a badass
Dick-
I'll put your face in the grass
Batman-
Don't test me boy cause I'll drop you fast
All-
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
Cause I'm a badass
Take your best shot
All you got
Good luck cause I'm a badass
Cause I'm a badass
A badass
"WOOOOOOOWHOOOOO" they cheered laughing jumoing up and down and all and so was I.
"That song is so... Batsy" Diana said laughing at how that song maches the bats.
"Ok, next is Superman, Lanterns, Nightwing, Superboy, Katar all to the stage" I said then showed them their song.
"Why is it boys only or girls only? Is this the battle of the sexes?" Wally asked laughed andeveryone laughed at that.
Collisions of Worlds (Cars II)
Superman-
Whoa!
At the first sign of morning light ol' glory's in the sky
Dick-
Across the pond, it's afternoon, and the Union Jack flies high
Hal-
We're on our first cup of coffee
We're on our third cup of tea
John-
And we can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me
In this collision of worlds
Katar
Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore
In this collision of worlds
Connor-
Oh, you can't sit this out no more
Hal-
Abbey Road, Route 66
CIA to the MI-6
John-
Right lane, left lane, metric, imperial,
Pounds, dollars, howdy, cheerio,
Superman-
That V8 growl to a V12 scream
Hail to the chief, well, God save the Queen!
Dick-
Cops, Bobbies, Tabasco, Wasabi
Pistachio... Ice cream!
In this collision of worlds
Katar
Well it's too late, you can't stop it now
In this collision of worlds
Superman-
Yeah, find you a place and just watch it now, watch it now!
Hal-
Yeah, you're a good ol' boy
John-
Well, you're a decent bloke
Connor-
I say it's irony, I say it's a joke
When I look around, now I can see
Katar-
We ain't so different, you and me
Dick-
Meat and potatoes, bangers and mash
Dollars, pounds, dosh, cash
Superman-
Autobahn, to the rising sun
The I10, to the M1
Hal-
Congress, Parliament, President, The Queen!
Petrol, you say gasoline
John-
Now grab your bird, and get your girl
Now it's a small world!
Collision of worlds
Katar-
Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore
In this collision of worlds
Connor-
No, you can't sit this out no more
It's a collision of worlds
All-
It's too late and you can't stop it now
Collision of worlds
Find you a place and watch it now
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
They clapped for them then they sat down.
"Ok, our next victoms... I mean performance...rs" I said then said "Oliver and Dinah" I showed them the sing and they got up.
Love is an Open Door (Frozen).
Dinah-
Okay, can I just, say something crazy?
*she holds his hand
Oliver-
I love crazy!
*he holds her other hand
Dinah-
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then suddenly I bump into you...
Oliver-
I was thinking the same thing! 'Cause like...,
I've been searching my whole life to find my own place
And maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue
Dinah-
But with you...
Oliver-
But with you
I found my place...
Dinah-
I see your face...
*she looks at him
Both-
And it's nothing like I've ever known before!
*they start dancing
Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!
Dinah-
With you!
Oliver-
With you!
Dinah-
With you!
Oliver-
With you!
Both-
Love is an open door...
Oliver-
I mean it's crazy...
Dinah-
What?
Oliver-
We finish each other's—
Dinah-
Sandwiches!
*oliver rolls his eyes and Dinah smacks him in the back of the head.
Oliver-
That's what I was gonna say!
Dinah-
I've never met someone-
Both-
Who thinks so much like me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
Oliver-
You-
Dinah-
And I-
Oliver-
Were-
Dinah-
Just-
Both-
Meant to be!
Dinah-
Say goodbye...
Oliver-
Say goodbye...
Both-
To the pain of the past
We don't have to feel it anymore!
Love is an open door!
Love is an open door!
Life can be so much more!
*they keep dancing.
Dinah-
With you!
Oliver-
With you!
Dinah-
With you!
Oliver-
With you!
Both-
Love is an open door...
Oliver-
Can I say something crazy?
*he stops dancing and really knees down and pulls out a ring
Will you marry me?
Dinah-
Can I say something even crazier? Yes!
*the hug each other and kiss
that's a proposal you will never forget.
The room then was full with "Oooooooohhhh"s and "aaaaaaaaahhhhhh"s.
they broke their kiss then looked at the rest.
"I'm so gonna be the bridesmaid" Diana said as she ran to the stage and hugged Dinah, Oliver moved closer to Batman, put a hand on his shoulder then said "And congratulations, you are my best man" Batman didn't say anything but he moved his shoulder so Oliver's hand isn't there anymore then said "I'll think about it".
"Wooooow" they all claped, then sat down back in the circle.
"Ok, I'm so happy for you too, but now back to the schedule, next is Batman" I said then showed him the song.
Demons - Imagine Dragons
When the days are cold and the cards all fold
And the saints we see are all made of gold
When your dreams all fail and the ones we hail
Are the worst of all and the blood's run stale
I want to hide the truth, I want to shelter you
But with the beast inside, there's nowhere we can hide
No matter what we breed, we still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
When you feel my heat, look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
Don't get too close, it's dark inside
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
At the curtain's call, it's the last of all
When the lights fade out, all the sinners crawl
So they dug your grave and the masquerade
Will come calling out at the mess you've made
Don't want to let you down but I am hellbound
Though this is all for you, don't want to hide the truth
No matter what we breed, we still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come
When you feel my heat, look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
Don't get too close, it's dark inside
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
They say it's what you make, I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my soul, I need to let you go
Your eyes, they shine so bright, I want to save that light
I can't escape this now unless you show me how
When you feel my heat, look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
Don't get too close, it's dark inside
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide
they clapped for him and he sat down.
"Why are you doing this?" Batman asks me.
"Doing what?" I asked.
"Putting me in every song possible" Batman answers then sits down.
"HAHAHA, well I didn't notice, ok but luckily it is Diana's turn" I said.
"Oh really?" Diana asks as she stands up.
"Yes, you just have to sing it to Batman" I said as I showed her the song.
"I can do this" Diana nodded then got to the stage and started singing.
Angel with a Shotgun
*she looks at Batman then starts.
I'm an angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun
An angel with a shotgun, shotgun, shotgun
Get out your guns
*she makes a gun like with her hands points it Batman then ''she shots''.
Battle's begun
Are you a saint or a sinner?
If love's a fight
Then I shall die
With my heart on a trigger
*she points to her heart
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting 'til the war's won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe
Just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I...
Wanna live, not just survive
Tonight
Sometimes to win
You've got to sin
Don't mean I'm not a believer
And Major Tom
Will sing along
Yeah, they still say I'm a dreamer
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting 'til the war's won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe
Just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I...
Wanna live, not just survive
Tonight
Ohh, ohh whoa whoa, ohh...
I'm an angel with a shotgun, shotgun...
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting 'til the war's won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'm an angel with a shotgun
Fighting 'til the war's won
I don't care if heaven won't take me back
I'll throw away my faith, babe
Just to keep you safe
Don't you know you're everything I have?
And I... (I'm an angel with a shotgun)
Wanna live, not just survive (Live, not just survive)
And I...
I'm gonna hide, hide, hide my wings tonight
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well baby, you are all that I adore
If love is what you need, a soldier I will be
they clapped for her and she sat down in her pace next to Batman.
"Ok that was great next is Artemis" I said.
"Really?" she asks surprised.
"Yeah, this one is kinda old but it is awesome" I said as I showed her the song.
Roar Katy Perry
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly
Agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing
So I fell for everything
You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all
I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floating like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee, I earned my stripes
I went from zero
To my own hero
You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all
I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
*she looks around and locks eyes with Wally then loooks away.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh...
Oh... (And you'll hear me roar)
Oh...
You're gonna hear me roar
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
And you're gonna hear me roar
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh...
Oh... (And you'll hear me roar)
Oh...
You're gonna hear me roar
They all clapped fo her and she sat down.
"DUDE STOP DRULLING" Roy yells at Wally, Wally whipes his mouth then yells "I WASN'T DRULLING" as he and Artemis get a little blush and don't look at each other.
"You are so drulling" Barry says.
"HAHAHA, man you really like her" Dick says laughs.
"No I don't" Wally shouts out.
"Why don't you just ask her out already?" Bart asks.
"Ok next is Dick and Tim" I say to help Wally then I show the two their song.
1000 words - final fantasy X-2
imT-
I know that you're hiding things
Using gentle words to shelter me
Dick-
Your words were like a dream
But dreams could never fool me
Not that easily
Tim-
I acted so distant then
Didn't say goodbye before you left
But I was listening
Dick-
You fight your battles far from me
Far too easily
"Save your tears cause I'll come back"
Tim-
I could hear that you whispered
As you walked through that door
Both-
But still I swore
To hide the pain
Dick-
When I turned back the pages
Shouting might have been the answer
Tim-
What if I cried my eyes out and begged you not to depart ?
But now I'm not afraid to say
What's in my heart
Dick-
Cause a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They'll fly to you
Dick-
Even though I can't see
I know they're reaching you
Suspended on silver wings
Tim-
Oh a thousand words
A thousand embraces
Will cradle you
Dick-
Making all of your weary days
Seem far away
Both-
They'll hold you forever
Oh a thousand words
Have never been spoken
They'll fly to you
They'll carry you home and back into my arms
Suspended on silver wings
And a thousand word
Call out through the ages
They'll cradle you
Turning all of the lonly years to only days
They'll hold you forever
Ohhhhhh a thousand words
They clapped for them then some of them turned to look at Batman and give him glares but it didn't effect him.
"Ok next is Wally" I said then he got up, I showed him the song then he went to the stage.
Pardon Me - Weezer
I tried my best
I gave my all
Sometimes my best wasn't good enough
For you
Sometimes I let you go
Sometimes I hurt you so
I know that I can be the meanest person in the world
So I apologize to you
And to anyone else that I hurt too
I may not be a perfect soul
But I can learn self control
So pardon me, pardon me, pardon me my friend
I never thought
That anyone
Was more important than the plans
I made
But now I feel the shame
There's no one else to blame
For all the broken hearts scattered on the field of war
So I apologize to you
And to anyone else that I hurt too
I may not be a perfect soul
But I can learn self control
So pardon me, pardon me, pardon me my friend
Sometimes I let you go
Sometimes I hurt you so
I know that I can be the meanest person in the world
So I apologize to you
And to anyone else that I hurt too
I may not be a perfect soul
But I can learn self control
And in my heart I feel it's true
So I'll be there with you
So pardon me
Pardon me
Pardon me my friend
Pardon me
My friend
Pardon me
My... love
"Wooooow" they clapped for him.
"Ok, I guess that is enough for today, go rest we will be back later" I said then they all left.
A/N: Hey guys what's up? So sorry I couldn't post this chapter before and I always have these damn excusses but I'm sorry and I just want you to know it's 4 AM and I have to be up by 9:30 so you are welcome.