Chris McClean and Chef Hatchet both belong to the aforementioned parties and certainly not me.
Thank you all for all of your support! Here we are with Chapter One: The Dawn of Time: Part 1 -
The screen fades in from black on an island not that different from Wawanakwa. Zoom into Chris who is wearing a loin-cloth similar to the one he wore in "One Million Bucks B.C."
Chris McClean: Throughout the past six seasons, we have seen our contestants battle it out in: a creepy campground, a condemmed film lot, and throughout the entire world! Following our ever-changing background we decided to pit our contestants in a new, albiet similar locale.
Many of you may have grown up watching the Flinstones, I know I did. So using as little money as legally possible, we have reconstructed everyone's favorite prehistoric suburb; some minor , less-than-safe changes have been made. Now, we switched things up in Seasons Four and Six by bringing in an entire new cast of campers; and this year we have decided to keep in that tradition we have replaced all of your favorite contestants with some fresh,new faces.
[[Chris slides down the tail of an animatronic Apatasaurus]]
Who will call, who will fall, and who will take home the big bucks?! One million dollars!
Find out on this exciting new series of Total...Drama...Bedrock!
[Opening intro theme plays as the camera zooms in on each of the campers doing various activities. These campers, as well as what they are doing will be explained after they have been introduced. After the opening credits end, the camera zooms in to Chris standing on the pier of the island, still wearing the same Loincloth toga as before.]
Chris McLean: Welcome to Season 7 of Total Drama! The producers let me know that I had apparently forgotten to mention that because of all of your love and support; we now have enough money to actually have a season worthy of watching. But don't you worry, if you think that we're gonna use that money to make the show safer then you have got another thing coming!
In order to make up for the lack of episodes in previous seasons, our generous producers have allowed us to bump up our roster for contestants! You know what that means?! That's right,
you get to see me pulverize these kids' spirits for a whole 24 plus episodes! And speaking of kids, I believe our very first contestant is arriving right about now.
[As the camera zooms out of focusing on the middle-aged host an average-sized, brunette girl is seen walking over to Chris; her yellow shirt accenting her already beeming smile;
her entire figure radiating with joy]
Chris McLean: Serena! Welcome to the island!
Serena: *Throwing her hands into the air* Oh my! Chris McClean, thank you so much for having me!
[As Chris motions the direction for her to go, his expression grows sinister]
Chris McClean: Believe me, the pleasure is all mine.
[Serena walks past Chris still smiling, as Chris begins to introduce the next camper. The newest camper is a tall, skinnier boy with short brown hair. His dark-emerald eyes meeting Chris's dark ones. With his plain-white-T-Shirt and blue jeans, one could mistake him for Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko.]
Chris McClean: Logan! Buddy! What's up?!
Logan: *Looking Down* H-hi Mr. M-Mclean. *Clears throat* I'm good, h-how are you?
Chris McClean: Never better man, step right this way.
[Logan takes his place standing next to Serena. The giddy female camper beams a smile his way]
Serena: HI! I'm Serena. *Extending her hand to the meeker boy*
Logan: *Shuffling his feet around* H-hello Serena, My name is Logan. *Logan weakly shakes her hand in return.*
[Focus switches back to Chris as he is welcoming the newewst arrival: She is an average-sized girl, her long hazel-colored hair pulled back into a ponytail. The girl's hair lightly brushes her well-accented curves through her flamboyant purple-sparkled dress, which perfectly matched her bright purple dress shoes.]
Chris McClean: And this beauty right here is Anistasia!
Anistasia: HEY! *Giving Chris a huge hug* I am so happy to be here!
Chris McLean: *Smiling evilly* Not for long eh. Now please let go and stand over there.
[Anistasia smiles at the host and happily walks over to Serena and Logan]
Anistasia: *Extending her hands to the both of them* Hi there, I'm Anistasia!
Serena: *Radiating with glee* Hi! I'm Serena, and this is Logan! He's a little shy though, so try not to overwhelm him!
Logan: *Blushing* H-hi there. *Extending his hand to shake Anistasia's, only to be shocked as she tightly hugs him in return*
Anistasia: Are you shy? Don't worry, I'll make you my new best buddy here! Who knows, maybe I'll rub off on ya!
Logan: A-alright. *Blushing even harder, being pressed against the girl for so long* C-can I have my body back please?
Anistasia: *Releasing him* Oh yeah! Sorry bout that
[Chris looks their way, already a little annoyed by the camera crew focusing on the campers instead of him.]
Chris McClean: A-hem!
[The camera refocuses on Chris, his trademark smile returning to his face]
Chris McClean: That's better. Looks like this next shipment is gonna be a two-fer.
[The focus widens around Chris, showing that two more teens have indeed arrived: both boys are around six feet tall, one of them an obvious athlete dressed in a blue, football jersy that has been stretched over a black, long-sleeved shirt: Both highlight his muscled physique.
Despite the boy's spiked, black hair, as well as his sheer size; his expression is a gentle one; one would feel safe just gazing into his caring eyes. The other boy is an even more obvious farm child, from his dark work boots, up through his half-buttoned overalls, to his straw stetson, which is very similar to Geoff's in nature, covering a mop of shaggy brown hair.]
Chris McClean: *Extending his fists to 'bump' theirs* Randy! Andrew! Welcome to the island.
Randy: *Reciprocating the bump* Hello Chris.
[Randy saunters over to the other contestants, waving politely before standing next to them,
still smiling]
Andrew: *Smiling goofily at Chris, bumping his fist* Hiya Chris.
[Andrew follows Randy's footsteps and joins the other campers]
Serena: *Smiling* [To both] You're both like, really tall!
Randy: *Returning her smile* Thank you
Andrew: *Blushing* Aw shucks, thanks a bundle.
[Once again, Chris looks annoyed at the camera man. This time Chris lifts his hand, placing one finger to the left side of his neck, and dragging it to the other side. The Cameraman takes the obvious hint, setting the camera down and walking away sadly. Another intern picks the device back up and begins filming Chris once more.
Chris McClean: [Still a little annoyed] Chef, take a note; we're gonna edit that out.
[Chef Hatchet can be seen not too far off, angrilly scribbling things with a pencil and paper, closer inspection reveals it to be a drawing of Chris being hit in the head with a falling stagelight. Chef chuckles]
Chris McClean (Contd): So where were we?
[Thrash metal can be heard an increasingly close rate]
Chris McClean: Ah yes! The moment we've all been waiting for! It's... DUTCH!
[A larger, more burly teen can be seen trudging off of the boat. His dark green eyes give off a soul-piercing glare, a certain stench can be smelt wafting off of the muscular boy. Even his clothes look as though they want to be away from this child. The teen flashes the host a malicious smile as he walks past him and over to the other campers. He eyes Logan in particular]
Dutch: *In a faux-friendly voice* Hey there little man. Name's Dutch *Extends hand*
[Logan steps a little behind Anistasia and Randy, but holds his own hand out to shake Dutch's]
Logan: *Timidly* L-logan
[Dutch meets Logan's hand with his own, shockingly he grabs the smaller boy's arm, and tosses him off of the pier]
Dutch: PSYCH!
All Campers: *GASP*
Randy: Don't worry buddy, I'll save you! *Dives into the water*
Anistasia: [To Butch] Hey! You can't just go around doing that to people!
Butch: *Chuckling* Mmhm, sure thing babe
Anistasia: *Cursing under her breath* Is he okay Randy?
Randy: Yeah, he'll be all right! *Climbing back onto the pier with Logan over one shoulder*
Chris McCLean: Niiice! I am liking this guy already! *Laughs, then looks back at the camera*
So while we run some check-ups on poor Logan over there, we're gonna go to commercial break!
But don't touch that dial, cuz we've got more thrills, more chills, and more contestants yet to come right here on Total... Drama... Bedrock!
[Commercial break, filled entirely of Japanese ads for some reason]
[The camera comes in from a black screen, the shot is very reminiscent of the opening scene.]
Chris McClean: Welcome back viewers at home! Just a quick refresher, before the break we introduced you to Andrew, Randal, Logan, Dutch, Anistasia, and Serena!
[The camera pans over all of the newly-introduced campers.]
Chris McClean (Contd.): From the looks of it, their party is about to get bigger! Now introducing,
Sasha!
[From the dhingy emerges an average-sized girl, her almond eyes as dark and luscious as her raven-colored hair; which flowed past her shoulders, reaching down her spine. Her stride is as relaxed as her attire. From her silvery-blue crop tee, to her short acid-washed denim shorts,
to her bright purple sneaks.]
Sasha: *Politely* Hello Chris.
Chris McClean: *Jokingly* Sasha! Careful wearing those shorts around Logan, poor boy might just have a heart attack.
[Not getting the joke, Sasha walks onward toward the other contestants, greeting each of them.
An intern is shown walking up to Chris pointing at a clipboard before whispering in the aging host's ear. Chris' expression grows into one of annoyance.]
Chris McClean: Well bring her out here then! We don't pay you to sit here.
Intern: *Confused* Uh Mr. McClean, you don't pay me at all... I'm just an intern, remember?
Chris McClean: *Angrily* Just get her off the boat!
Chef Hatchet and the intern climb aboard the same boat Sasha just left, disappearing into the cabin. Moments later, Chef emerges from the cabin carrying a petite, snowflake of a girl under his arm.
Chef Hatchet: 'Ere ya go Chris, one whiny albino comin right up *Chuckles*
[Chef tosses the girl off of the boat, and into Chris's arms.]
Girl: *Squirming* Put me down you creep!
Chris McClean: Fine, fine, have it your way. *Drops her to the ground* It's Ruby right?
Ruby: *Angrilly picking herself off of the ground* Yeah, it is. Now I demand you let me back on that boat, and Take...Me..Home!
[Chris's evil smile rears its ugly head once more]
Chris McClean: Sorry Rube, but that ride's going bye bye. Take some time to meet your fellow campers, hopefully they're not as useless as they look. *Evil smirk* Ohh Cheeeeff!
[Taking the hint, Chef Hatchet picks ruby up once again by her white hoodie before throwing her at the other contestants. The petite girl flies through the air for a bit before hitting against Andrew, and knocking the farm boy down like a bowling pin.]
Andrew: *Standing up, and turning to help Ruby up* Gosh ma'am, are you all right?
[Ruby looks up at Andrew, her face turning a deep red; looking unnatural on an albino. Mistaking Andrew's kind gesture as a ploy for hitting on her, Ruby swats his hand away, standing up while hiding her face.]
Ruby: *Walking to the far side of the group* I'm fine *Grumbling*
Andrew: *Watching Ruby walk away while smiling* Wow, she sure is purty.
[Chris walks over to Andrew, patting his shoulder.]
Chris McClean: Good luck there Drew. *Turning to face the camera* And speaking of luck, looks like this season's spiritual dude is just arriving!
[Off of the newest-arriving boat strides a tall, naturally tan-skinned individual. His long,
thick brown hair flowing in the wind behind him. One braid of his mane dangles ever-so-sturdily down the side of his chistled jawline. One could tell how serious and determined he is meerly by gazing upon his tank-top which has been skillfully painted to portray a couragious eagle bursting through flames. His dark trenchcoat barely masking his jerkin-clad legs. The teen, who one might understandibly mistake for a grown man, trods past Chris without aknowledging him.]
Chris McClean: *A little weirded out* O-kay... So that was Tocho everybody
[Tocho takes his place next to Dutch and Andrew]
Dutch: Heh, get a load of Kimo-sabe over here *Laughing openly*
[Tocho turns to face Dutch, his expression still not having changed since his departure from the boat.]
Tocho: *Blankly* Your spirit is quite a tormented and wasted one. Tis a pity that you still have not come to truly understand your existence and how you tie into the grand Earth.
Dutch: *Laughing even harder than before* You crack me up Kimo-Sabe!
Andrew: Please ignore him buddy. Hey you like nature too? That's pretty neat!
Tocho: *Looking at Andrew* Indeed, we are all one from Mother Earth.
Chris McClean: Yeah, and all of us are one with this show, which may I remind you people is only 22 minutes long? Let's move it people! *Looking towards the pier, raising one hand over his brow so as to block out glare* And it looks like things are gonna keep getting interesting.
[As a boat begins to pull into the dock, a boy can be seen emerging from the cabin. If one were not to pay attention, he could easily pass for Logan's twin brother, right down to the shaking. The only discernabledifference between the two being the new boy's slightly-spiked hair. Walking closely behind the boy, hand around his back for comfort, is a shorter, ginger girl,
her face illuminated with joy and support.
Girl: Come on Anthony, you know you can do this! You've come this far
Anthony: I know.. Thank you so much Z... I just really wish Daniel was here.
Z: Daniel, he's your bo..best friend right? Well just imagine how excited he'll be watching you having fun and being brave here on the island! Don't you want to make him proud?
Anthony: I..I do. *Happier* Y'know what? I think I could...
Chris McClean: *Interrupting Anthony's speech* You know, as sweet as this little... whatever this is, is.. I still have a show to do, so Anthony, Zelda please go over to your other campers and Shut.. Up!
Z: Okay Chris, but can you please not call me Zelda? It really annoys me.
Chris McClean: *Smirking evilly* I know, that's kind of why I did it. Now go follow Anthony
[Zelda walks away, a little grumpily towards the direction of the other campers.]
Chris McClean: So who's next? *Looking at the clipboard in his hands, his face glowing once more* Ah yes! Viewers at home, you're not gonna want to miss this one. Now introducing my personal favorite audition! Iiiiiit's Leon!
[As Chris finishes his monolouge, a short, slightly pudgy, brown-haired boy trips off of the boat; falling face-first onto the pier. The other campers look at one-another, a little unsure of what to do.]
Chris McClean: Wow! Nice wipeout bro *Laughing*
[The brunet doesn't respond to Chris in any way, it is as though he has been knocked unconcious]
Anistasia: Chris! Do something! He may have a concussion! You can't let him sleep!
[Chris looks at his watch and sighs impatiently]
Chris McClean: Yeah.. I guess you're right; we're out of time anyway. Interns! Come get the wipeout and get him some medical aide. You may want to get some psychologists to examine these nuts over here as well eh? *Pointing towards the campers and laughing, before turning to face the camera* All right viewers, well do to some injuries we're gonna have to cut this episode a little short. But don't let that worry you, we've got plenty more laughs, drama, and not to mention another twelve contestants to introduce next episode on Total...Drama...Bedrock!
[The screen fades to black]
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Hey y'all! Sorry it took so long to update this thing! I am especially sorry to those of you whose characters weren't introduced this episode; I can assure you that they WILL appear in the next update sometime either this weekend or for sure Tuesday night, or whenever I finally recieve that final female character! The only reason it's gonna take that long is because I will be out of state from October 4-6; so any questions should be directed here.
My E-mail: Tobietoady
Once again, thank you so much for reading Chapter 1: Part 1!
-Tobie