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Chapter 4

(This is from Misaki's POV)

I woke up in my own bed, unsure of what to expect today. I peered into Usagi-san's bedroom, which was empty, so I looked over the balcony. I saw, to my surprise, the two clones sitting across from each other in the living room and talking. I couldn't make out what was said, but they didn't seem ready to rip each other's throats out yet, so I left them to it and went to get a shower.

(Usagi-1)

"So, in your world, you let Haruhiko walk all over you, is that right?"

The other man grimaced. "Not really. Misaki said he wanted to leave. I thought he would probably be better off with Haruhiko, so I didn't try to stop him."

"That was stupid," I said, heartlessly.

Akihiko-two laughed grimly. "I know. But it's too late now. Misaki is living in the family mansion now, and has gone beyond my reach."

"Don't be so pathetic. You want your Misaki? Then you take him back."

"It's not so simple."

"Umm, yes it is. All you have to do is go there, grab him, and carry him out. It's what I did when Haruhiko kidnapped my Misaki."

"Really?" The poor man looked hopeful.

"Of course, didn't that happen with you?"

"No, I knew Misaki was missing, but by the time I found him, he was at the hospital, having fallen from a second story window while he tried to escape."

"Ah." I sipped my tea and watched the other me. He was very similar to me, I decided. In fact, the only difference seemed to be that he had a weaker personality. Well, that could be fixed if he was willing to learn. After all, there was a Misaki he could practice with. I ignored the flair of jealousy that sprang up in my chest. After all, I was helping myself out by doing this. I set down my tea and looked Usagi two in the face. "Do you want to fix this?"

"Yes, more than anything."

"Alright, I will help you. The way to go about getting your Misaki back is to be much more assertive. That takes practice, so I'll let you practice with my Misaki, as long as you swear not to hurt, or try to sleep with him while practicing."

"Done. Besides, I want my own Misaki back. You can keep yours."

I raised an eyebrow. "Are you implying that my Misaki is not as good as yours?"

He looked taken aback. "Of course not. I'm just saying that I won't try to take your Misaki away from you."

"Good." I replied shortly.

(Back to Misaki)

Serving breakfast to people who look, sound and, for the most part, act the same is a very interesting experience. First, they both asked for their coffee, the same way at the same time. Then they ate starting with the same thing, and both moved fluidly as they shifted in their seats.

If that hadn't been creepy enough, they were both watching me with the same lusty look burning in their eyes. For once, I wished that it wasn't Saturday and I could slip away to University, but, no, I was stuck here.

Finally, both men stood at the same time and said "Time to work."

Then they looked at each other and laughed. Okay, now that was creepy. What's this all about? They'd been at each other's throats last night.

"Are you two getting along now?" I asked, finally.

"Oh yes." They said, simultaneously.

Then they both started moving towards me. My Usagi-san said, "Since Akihiko two is lacking the confidence to get his Misaki back. I've decided to help him out."

I took a step back. "Help him out how, exactly?"

"I'm teaching him to be more assertive so he can go and take his Misaki back."

I vaguely wondered if I should start running and never look back.

As they got closer I thought, yup, definitely.

Of course, it was already too late.

Okay, so I lied. Well, not lied, but couldn't bring myself to write the threesome yaoi yet. So I'm sorry. I will get to it. Meanwhile, read my other stuff if you want yaoi.