A/N: Big influx of people visited this fic after that last update, and I thank those of you who enjoyed the chapter.

This chapter's just humor, no naughty bits. It's a continuation of sorts from the last chapter. Rated T.

Situation suggested by MHD2105.

The Doctor's In

Tamsin and Bo sat on a very cold steel table residing in the middle of Lauren Lewis's lab, waiting for the doctor to come sweeping in to scold them. Tamsin was swinging her legs as she turned to address the succubus next to her.

"This is definitely your fault, though."

"My fault? You're the one with the penis now!" Bo shot back.

"How am I supposed to know I might be able to get you pregnant?!"

"You just are!"

"That makes no sense. Besides, you're the one who wanted to have sex. I just complied like a good boy."

Bo shuddered involuntarily at the mention of 'good boy,' her thoughts returning to last night when they made love several times over. "It takes two to tango, and I didn't hear you complaining. In fact, you kept wanting to do it more!" Bo jabbed her finger into the valkyrie's muscular bicep.

"Hey!" Tamsin objected, flinching away from the contact even though it didn't hurt whatsoever. "Doc! I'm getting abused."

Bo rolled her eyes just as the human doctor came strolling into the room with a plastic cup and a tabbed folder full of papers and notes. She set all of her things down on a separate table, straightening her lab coat before running a hand through her golden locks. Lauren let out a sigh before turning to look at the two people that interrupted her late morning. She had been lounging around quite happily in bed with Crystal when she received the panicked phone call. "Answer it," Crystal encouraged her. "They're your friends, babe." The former-waitress then nuzzled her back, placing gentle kisses along her spine. "I'll make it up to you when you're done." And how could Lauren say no after that promise? She thought about the blonde waiting for her at home, and her mind wandered.. Quickly, she snapped back to reality, clearing her throat.

"Okay, why don't you two tell me what happened before you guys called?" She stuck her hands into the pockets of her lab coat, raising her eyebrows expectantly.

Bo and Tamsin looked at each other simultaneously before Tamsin quickly put her index finger to her nose. "NOSE GOES."

"Shit!" Bo cursed, putting her finger on her nose a fraction too late. Dang valkyries and their reflexes.

Tamsin chuckled, "Kenz taught me that one."

"So," Bo started, launching into what happened in the morning while completely ignoring the smug expression on her boyfriend's face.

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Bo woke up in the morning pressed close to the valkyrie who practically radiated heat. The blonde's arms were coiled around her tightly, leaving the valkyrie's chest as the only option to snuggle. Ever since they had gotten together and spent their nights in each other's arms, she noted how Tamsin started the night being the unwilling participant in their cuddling and in the morning, she would be the one clutching onto the succubus for dear life. Bo thought it was adorable how try as Tamsin might, she couldn't get enough of the brunette.

Bo's phone buzzed on their night stand. She ignored it, electing to stay within the heat of Tamsin's arms. However, several seconds later, her phone buzzed over and over to the point where it almost went tumbling to the ground. Grumpily, she snatched the phone, the skin of her arm covering in goosebumps from the chilly air of the room. Tamsin stirred beside her, humming her disapproval of Bo's sudden movement and having been woken up too early. Bo glanced down at her phone. Eight text messages from Kenzi?..

- Bo! Seriously, text me as soon as you see this

- This is some serious shiz, babe! Come on! I'd call, but I don't know if you have your ringer on

- Did you and the blondie do the unmentionable last night?

- Oh, what am I kidding? You guys wrestle naked in bed all the time...

- I don't even want to think about it... Hold for vomit...

- Right. Hale just reminded me! You guys shouldn't have done the dirty until Lauren checked out Tammers b/c she might be able to get you preggers...

- SO DEFINITELY REPLY BEFORE I BARGE INTO YOUR ROOM

- AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON MY WAY

Bo's eyes widened in panic as she quickly jumped out of bed, quickly throwing on her clothes. Tamsin lifted her head from the bed, very aware that there was no longer a lovely succubus in her arms.

"Bo, what's up? Come back to bed.." Tamsin murmured sleepily, running a hand through her short, messy hair.

"Oh, no. Oh no, no, no," Bo pointed at the blonde, the panic clear in her voice.

"What?" Tamsin asked, a bit more awake now.

"I might be pregnant!"

".. I.. WHAT?" Tamsin exclaimed, jumping out of bed now. She threw on the bed sheet from the bed, covering up her body. "We gotta get to the drug store! Plan B!"

"Does that even work for Fae!?" Bo asked, running down the stairs with the valkyrie following close behind.

"I don't know! You got a better plan?"

"I can't believe this. I'm not mother material at all. Have you heard the things I say to you in bed?"

"Well, yes, I have, and I thoroughly enjoy them," Tamsin replied in a serious voice.

"Quit trying to make me smile," Bo chastised, her lips bordering on the edge of a smile.

Tamsin wrapped her arms around Bo, rocking her from side to side. "Look, we just need to breathe and think this through. I'll do whatever you wanna do."

"Kenzi's coming soon," Bo mumbled into the blonde's chest, lulled into a calm.

"Okay, we'll just go to the drug store, get Plan B, then visit the good doctor."

Just then, Kenzi came bursting into the room. "Drug store?!"

"Drug store," Tamsin replied.

"Drug store!" Kenzi confirmed, turning on her heel to march back out the door. Bo and Tamsin followed quickly behind her.

They all loaded themselves into The Beast, buckling up. Kenzi spun the car quickly onto the road, speeding towards the nearest drug store.

"I can't believe you two," she began. "You just couldn't wait a day."

"But I was a little hungry.." Bo supplied as a weak reason.

Kenzi shot her down with a look. "You're the Batman of the crack shack! Batman doesn't get pregnant!" She turned her gaze to the rear-view mirror, staring at the guilty-looking valkyrie. "And you, young man, it takes two to make a baby. I thought you'd be more responsible. She's a succubus. She can't help it."

"Yeah, momz, but.."

"Don't you 'momz' me."

Tamsin continued, "You never really told me what to do if I ever turned into a guy.."

"That's like the number one rule! Don't impregnate your girlfriend!"

Kenzi drifted the car into the parking lot and into a parking spot before they all tumbled out of the car, looking thoroughly insane. The human looked at the two of them as they started walking towards the drug store.

"WAIT!" Kenzi shouted. "Tamsin, get back in the car. For goodness's sake, you're covered by only a bed sheet."

"But.." Tamsin tried to object, giving a pleading look to Bo.

"You'd look weird in there, Tams." Bo quickly pecked the blonde on her cheek, nudging her back towards the car.

Tamsin pouted, retreating slowly.

As soon as Tamsin was seated in the car, they rushed into the drug store. Kenzi pointed at the clerk working the register.

"Plan B?!"

"Plan B," the man replied in a bored voice, pointing at Aisle 6.

The succubus and human rushed to the correct aisle, staring at the shelves for the specific product they were looking for.

"What is this? This is shampoo!" Bo exclaimed, picking up a product to examine it before setting it back down.

"Plan B!?" Kenzi shouted at the clerk once more.

"Oh, sorry," came the monotone response. "Aisle 5."

"This guy.." Kenzi muttered, ready to charge at the guy.

Bo held her back. "Let's just buy it and leave, Kenz."

The two women gathered up their items which turned out to be one bottle of water, Plan B, and a bag of gummy bears. They placed them on the counter, letting the clerk ring them up.

"Gummy bears? Really, Kenz?"

"Look, I'm stressed. Mama needs some sugar in her life right now."

As soon as the two of them piled back into the car, with Bo in the backseat now, Tamsin looked at the two of them for answers.

"Well?"

"We got it," Bo answered. "I just gotta take it now."

Tamsin opened the bottle of water for Bo while Kenzi sat in the front seat, practically shoveling the gummy candy into her mouth. Bo placed the pill in her hand, holding the bottle of water with the other hand. She sipped some water, placing the pill in her mouth before quickly swallowing it. She chugged some water afterwards, making sure the pill went down. Kenzi and Tamsin stared at her anxiously.

"Well, it's down," Bo said, shrugging. "I guess we gotta see Lauren now to see if Tamsin can actually get me pregnant.."

"Now that you've done it, everything has turned very anti-climactic.." Kenzi said, rubbing her chin in thought. "I called Lauren before I got to you guys so she should be waiting. I'll drop you two off and come get you when she's done."

Bo and Tamsin looked at each other, nodding. Bo took the blonde's hand, linking their fingers together.

"Through the best and worst of times, right?" Bo murmured, reciting a small part of the vows they made to each other on their bonding day.

"Of course," Tamsin said, kissing the back of the succubus's hand. "If this is the 'worst' then this is gonna be a breeze.."

Bo smiled, scooting closer so she could lean against the blonde.

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"Okay. Wellll.." Lauren drew out the word, thinking. "I'm going to need a sample of your sperm, Tamsin. I'll need some blood work and a physical examination from you, Bo. And when we're done with both, we can discuss different contraceptive methods for either you or Tamsin. I will say that you two acted very rashly and should've waited until Tamsin's scheduled check-up today to.. do anything."

The pair bowed their heads in slight shame before Tamsin perked up.

"Is Bo allowed to help me with this.. sample?" Tamsin asked, raising her eyebrows suggestively.

Bo bit her lip, holding back a smile as Lauren smiled politely and replied, "I would not suggest that. It'll go faster if I can work on her examination and blood work while you're providing me with the sample."

Tamsin sighed, "I tried."

"You can.. use this room. We'll be in a different one," Lauren said before walking towards a separate room.

"See you real soon." Bo kissed the valkyrie on the lips quickly before hopping off the table to follow the other blonde who was leading the way to another room.

As soon as the two left, something clicked in Tamsin's head. "Hey! What do you mean 'real soon'?!"

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Once all the appropriate tests were done, Bo plopped down next to Tamsin who was sitting on the couch with the plastic cup full of her swimmers. As soon as Lauren appeared, she handed off the cup.

"Oh, wow," Lauren murmured to herself, staring at the amount in the cup. "This is.. more than I expected."

Tamsin crossed her arms, a smug look on her face as the doctor put the cup down on the coffee table.

Lauren sat down on the coffee table, staring at the two Fae in front of her like a parent who was about to give 'the talk.' "First and foremost, I should be able to get back to you two on the results of the tests before tomorrow. Usually, we wouldn't be able to tell if Bo's pregnant this early, but since she's Fae, everything is accelerated. That being said, Tamsin, you're also Fae so your sperm might be more potent and faster-acting. However, even if she is pregnant, there are other options we can pursue if you two do not want to keep it."

Bo looked at Tamsin for confirmation on whether they'd keep it or not.

Tamsin shrugged."Your body, your call. If you want a baby, I'm okay with that. If not, that's okay, too."

"Okay," Bo nodded.

"Well," Lauren clapped her hands, picking up an impressive pile of pamphlets. "Let's discuss different methods to prevent baby-making. First up is the most obvious: condoms." She handed two separate pamphlets to them. "As you might know, there are two kinds of condoms: male and female. Female condoms are less commonly used, but they're effective as well. Male condoms are..."

As Lauren discussed percentages concerning both condoms, Tamsin was too busy staring at the female condom that was attached to one of the pamphlets. She pulled it out of its package, stretching it out and staring at in awe. She looked between it and Bo's crotch, trying to imagine how it would go inside. Soon, a voice interrupted her thoughts.

"Uhm, Tamsin?" Lauren asked hesitantly.

"How does this.. work?" Tamsin answered with a question of her own, shrinking and stretching the female condom like an accordion. Her eyebrows were furrowed in confusion.

"..Maybe if you two use condoms, you should stick to male condoms," Lauren suggested.

"You are so immature," Bo said, staring at the blonde next to her.

"And you know how to use this thing?" Tamsin asked, scrunching her nose. It wasn't nearly as effective as when she was a woman.

"Please continue, Doctor Lewis." Bo ignored the valkyrie for the time being.

"Another option for Tamsin would be a vasectomy.. but I'm not sure if that would translate well once he switches back to being a woman. Thus, I wouldn't advise it. But, there are many options for you, Bo. There's spermicide.. birth control implants, pills, shots, patches.. vaginal rings and cervical caps.." As Lauren ticked off the different methods, she kept handing out pamphlets until both Fae on the couch had a stack of them. Before the human doctor could start explaining, she looked up and witnessed the most stunned expressions on their faces.

Tamsin stared at all the pamphlets, a furrow forming in her brows. "There's.. There's so many."

Bo hesitantly looked up and said, "I think I'll go with the pill like before. I can deal with taking it every day."

"Okay, we can do that. If I remember correctly, it's been more than five days since your last period, so you'll have to use condoms before the pill becomes effective.."

"You remember her menstrual cycle?" Tamsin asked, finally pulling away from the confusion of the pamphlets.

"For.. For science reasons," Lauren stuttered.

"Thanks, Lauren," Bo smiled gratefully at her.

"Thanks, doc," Tamsin said.

"Any time, you two. I'll set you up with the pills, and then I'll get back to you two on the results of the tests."

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Bo plopped down on their bed, hugging a pillow to her chest as Tamsin came waltzing into the room with a grocery bag. The male valkyrie sat down next to her, reaching to brush a strand of hair away from the brunette's face.

"How's it goin', beautiful succubus of mine?" Tamsin asked in a soft voice.

"I'm fine.. just stressed. I wish you were back to being a woman about now," Bo replied in a murmur.

Tamsin frowned. "We'll figure out how to reverse the curse. I miss giving you lady kisses. Plus, I take up way more space like this, and it is not cool."

Bo huffed lightly. "You're telling me. You're a bed hog now."

Tamsin leaned down, placing a soft kiss on her cheek.

"You know," Bo said, itching her cheek. "You really need to shave. You should ask Dyson how to do that."

"Pfft, like the wolf's actually shaved in the past thousand years. I'll ask Kenzi.. She'll figure it out for me."

Bo played with the scruff that had accumulated on the blonde's face. "So, what's in the bag?"

"Aha!" Tamsin exclaimed. "I thought you'd never ask, succulette. I bought condoms."

Bo watched the valkyrie pull out box after box of condoms. "Uh, Tamsin, how much sex do you think we're going to have in the span of seven days? Is there a sex marathon I don't know about?"

"Hopefully, we'll have as much of it as possible.. but I just bought regular ones along with a different kind for each day."

Bo paused before erupting into laughter.

"What's so funny?" Tamsin asked, a serious expression on her face.

"Just.. I don't know. I really love you, Tamsin," Bo answered, her laughter slowly dying down. "No matter the situation, you always know how to cheer me up."

"Good," Tamsin grinned. "That's my job."

"We'll get started on those later, but.. for now, nap with me?" Bo asked.

"Of course. I was in the middle of holding you this morning before you so rudely jumped out of my arms."

"For valid reasons."

"For valid reasons," Tamsin agreed, putting the condoms into the bag and onto the ground.

Bo stripped out of everything but a t-shirt and underwear before she wormed her way into the bed, cuddling into the blonde's chest. Instinctively, Tamsin wrapped her arms around Bo, holding her as the two of them tangled their legs together. Bo nestled her head into the crook between the valkyrie's neck and shoulder, sighing contentedly. Eventually, the couple fell into a blissful sleep.

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An incessant ringing resounded throughout Bo's dreams, and her eyebrows furrowed as a result. How annoying, she thought, attempting to refocus on her dream. However, the ringing continued, and it wasn't until Tamsin grunted and grabbed the source of it that Bo realized what it was.

"Yeah?" Tamsin answered the phone.

"Good news!" came Lauren's cheery voice. "Bo is not pregnant. However, you are definitely capable of getting Bo pregnant, so we'll proceed with the birth control pills. Also, Bo is healthy and equally fertile. If you want, I can save the sperm in case you two decide to.. you know."

Tamsin glanced at Bo's semi-awake form and replied, "Yeah, sure."

"Okay, that's all. I'll confirm in a week just to be cautious."

"Alright. Thanks, doc." Click.

Tamsin kissed the top of Bo's head to draw her attention. "So, it looks like we're not going to be parents."

"Really?" Bo asked, looking up at the blonde. The look in her eyes said she was relieved.. but also a bit sad.

"Yeah, but.. the good doctor said she'd save my sperm just in case we want to be hardcore moms."

"I would love to have your children one day, Tamsin." Bo placed small kisses on the valkyrie's chest.

"So.." Tamsin said, clearing her throat. "Do you want to try out those condoms now?"

Bo chuckled, eyes flashing blue as she rolled on top of the blonde, answering the question with a hungry kiss.

A/N #2: That's all, folks. I usually won't do such linear continuity, but I decided I had to after the last chapter.

Excuse any grammar mistakes.

Feel free to suggest any situations on here or my tumblr.

P.S. Yes, Crystal exists here because I was one of the very few who enjoyed the two of them together.