Introduction:
Me: Last time on the 3rd chapter on Total Drama Island Interlude II: Duncan Baby Daddy. We saw into Duncan's dream that showed us that his dad abused him and his mother when he was 5! He told the guys in the cabin that he's afraid of doing that to Courtney and their kid! So will Duncan tell Courtney about the call? Will they have fun at the Carnival? Find out right now on the most hilarious and suspenseful chapter yet on the interlude of Total-Drama-Island!
Chapter 4: Next Stop CARNIVAL!!
At the line to get on the bus:
Everyone is waiting to get in the bus in a single file line! Courtney is in front of nervous Duncan!
Courtney: (Looks at him.) Duncan are you ok?
Duncan: (Stops being nervous.) Oh I'm fine I'm just…….. sleepy that's all!
Courtney: Okay….?
Heather: (Observing what is going behind Lindsay and smiles.)
Confessional Can:
Heather: My plan is working! Duncan will nervous ignore Courtney and Courtney will get mad at him! I am so running this relationship right now!
End of Confessional Can:
In the bus while driving on the mountain road to the Carnival:
Gwen is sitting next to Trent and is sitting in the window seat! She sees a yellow Hummer drive past by the bus!
Gwen: (Says to Trent in a disgusted tone.) Ugh! Man look at that Hummer! I bet the guy who is driving it is a bigger jerk because he is ruining the environment!
Trent: I agree!
In the yellow Hummer on the mountain road:
Man driving the Hummer: (Grinning in a big cocky way.) Dude this car kicks ass!! Now I can watch Madagascar while I'm Driving! (Looks at the little TV in front him.)
On the TV with Madagascar:
Alex: (The lion) What kind of music you like Gloria?
Gloria: (The Hippo) Hipo Hop! Whoohoo! Yeah baby! (Dancing)
In the yellow Hummer on the mountain road:
Man driving the Hummer: (Watching the TV.) HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dude these animals are so f-beep-ing funny! That they want to make me merge without even looking! (Rams into a Honda which made it skid off the road and roll down the mountain.) YEAH RAM SKILLS!!
The Honda is heading towards a pink house at the bottom of the mountain. Then it crashes into the houses wall!
In the house that the Honda into:
The Kool-Aid-Man was in an arm chair with a newspaper on his lap and looks at the car that crashed in his house.
Kool-Aid-Man: (Frowns) Wow. You know, from the other side, that's kind of annoying.
In the bus while driving on the mountain road to the Carnival:
Lindsay: (Says to annoyed Heather who sitting in the window seat next to her.) Hey…….. maybe you and I can use the buddy system! So that way we won't be lost! (Smiles)
Heather: (Frowns and turns her head to her.) Hey I have an idea, why don't you get yourself LOST! (Turns her back to Lindsay.)
Lindsay: (Has big sad puppy eyes.) But……..
DJ: (Looks scared.) Yo Geoff, are there gonna be dangerous roller coasters there?
Geoff: No way dude!
DJ: Phew! (Looks relieved)
Geoff: Unless it's one of those old rusty ones then yeah! One time I went one of those the railway of the coaster fell off and made us crash!
In the back seat of the bus Courtney and Duncan were cudgeling next to each other! Courntey gives Duncan a walkie-talkie.
Duncan: (Looks at it.) What's this for?
Courtney: Well since I'm planning on going with Bridgette and you're planning on going with the guy, we can call each other so we can meet up for the Tunnel of Love later. (Winks)
Duncan: (Smirks) Oh I get it! (Brings her closer) Here is a sneak peek of the ride! (Kisses her hard on the lips.)
Courtney: (Kisses him back. Stops when she hears a bell ring from the front of the bus.)
Chris was ringing the bell and is standing in the front on the bus!
Chris: Ok campers listen up! We are 1 minute away from the carnival and I want to tell you that you're not just riding rides there today!
Leshawna: (Sitting on a front seat of the bus and roll her eyes.) Oh sweet mother of god!! (In an annoyed tone.)
Chris: Hey if you don't like it Leshawna then you can sit in the back of the bus!
Leshawna: (Looks serious at Chris.) Excuse………me?
Chris: (Looks nervous and hesitates.) Or you can……can……..can just drive the bus! Ahem. Ok so since this show was live every episode, you guys are celebrities which mean autographs in the Carnival. So keep in mind of how many autographs you did and tell me by lunch time! The camper who signed the most will receive two tickets! One for the winner and one for the person of their choice to go on any ride for free near the end of our visit which is at 6:00pm! (Looks out the window and sees the carnival.) WE ARE HERE!!
All the campers raced off the bus. Owen was the last one on and is standing in the door way.
Owen: WHOOHOO!! CARNIVAL HERE I COME!! (Trips off the bus and lands on the ground with his knee. He grabs his bruised knee and rocks it in pain.) Shhhhh, ahhhh! Shhhh, ahhhhh! Shhhhhhhh, Ahhhhh!! Shhhh, Ah! Shhh, AHHHHHHHH! SH, ah!
Me: Ow that's gotta hurt! What will happen? Will Owen get his bruised knee healed? Will Lindsay do the buddy system with Heather? Found out next time on………. (Hears a knock at the door. Goes over and opens it.) Hello?
Peter Griffin: (Walks in with a briefcase.) Hey Burga141! I read your stories and loved them! So I decided to come in for a surprise!
Me: Um thanks………. What's in the briefcase? (Looks confused.)
Peter Griffin: (Takes out a brunette Barbie doll and a Goth ken doll.) Oh I want to entertain your fans with a puppet show of Duncan having intercourse with Courtney! See the Barbie is Courtney and the Ken is Duncan!
Duncan and Courtney: WHAT?!
Peter Griffin: (Moving the Barbie in a high pitched voice.) Hey Duncan! (Moving the Ken in his regular voice.) Hey Princess! I'm done being a Delinquent today, maybe we have intercourse now! (Moving the Barbie in a high pitched voice.) Count me in! (Holds the ken doll down and hammers the Barbie down hard on it!) Well whatcha think?
Me, Duncan, and Courtney: (In shock.)
Me: I can't believe he's in my A/N!
Duncan: I can't believe that doll looks like me!
Courtney: I can't believe he just imitated my voice!
Peter Griffin: (Holding a buttered toast.) I can't believe it's not butter! (Laughs) Find out next time on the most hilarious chapter yet on the interlude of Total-Drama-Island!