Question 3: Anonymous asked
Sup dudes?! Yes i am american! So anyways Canada do polar bears break into
your people's homes? America do you think a Ninja or a Pirate would win in a
fight? England Werewolf or Vampire? France I hate you.
Answers:
England: Hey, why does America get to answer a question so blatantly aimed at me?
America: 'Cause I'm the hero, Iggy-man! Anyway, I totally think a ninja would, cuz it's so amazingly ninjaish, dudes!
Enter France: Non! Madame or monsieur, whichever you are, how could vous possibly deteste moi? Zis is impossible! Je suis le country d'amour!
Canada: Hehe, France, o-of course you are. Now could you please stop trying to pants me? And, in answer to your question, um, well, sometimes. I think I'm a special case, though….
Kumajirou (Canada's bear): Who are you?
Canada: I'm Cana-
America: HAHAHA NOBODY CARES, CANADIA!
England: Sigh. You juveniles. In answer to your obviously well thought through question, I believe that a werewolf would win in a fight, as they are able to leap a great distance to attack-what was that? Oh, I'm extremely sorry, but Flying Mint Bunny is afraid a werewolf might eat it, so I shall refrain from talking about it.
America: Ummmm…. England? You're cracked.
England: I AM NOT!
Cue end.