A/N Only one person voted :(. Remember, if you want to see someone in the chair, you gotta vote. Without further ado, let us say hello to Wash and Taylor. On a side note, they are not dating/marrying/whatever you want to call it. I have no idea how that would go. Like, the whole dating thing. It's like, they'll go out and shoot raptors or something. I really can't imagine what Wash and Taylor would do on a date, even if they weren't dating each other.

"Sir, if you hadn't suggested going by the Valley of Shadows-"

"Yes, Wash. I understand your concern. But really, it isn't that bad."

"We lost a whole company!"

"12 very good men." Taylor said gruffly, welling up with pride.

Skye moaned into her hands. If she had to hear one more sentence about battle strategy… "I don't mean to interrupt this very interesting discussion, but I can't help you with this."

Wash and Taylor turned to stare at her blankly. "But you're the therapist." Wash said.

"Yes. But I'm also not a military commander. All I can say is that it's both your faults."

"But mainly Taylor's." Wash interjected.

"Whatever." Skye said.

"It was a worthy mission." Taylor defended himself.

"Yes, very worthy. Now we know where our mines are!" Wash snapped back.

"Yes, and we know how the Sixers are guarding them and everything. We know how the mine and now we can get it back."

"It's not that, Sir. It's the moral of the men. Their starting to think that you think you're above the law."

"It's true." Skye added.

"That's ridiculous." Taylor scoffed.

"After the last stunt you pulled at the gates…" Wash said.

"I know…but I had some very secret things to do."

"Too secret."

"Well that's what this is for." Skye interjected. "We use this time to spill all of our secrets so that…"

"There are some things here that must remain secret no matter what the cost." Taylor said gravely.

"Doesn't matter." Wash said brusquely. "The men need to have faith in their commander. If their commander is hiding something, they're not going to look favorably on him."

Skye wasn't listening at this point. Instead she was gazing at Taylor. Suddenly, it clicked. "You're the dude from Avatar!"

Taylor and Wash looked at her. "What?" Taylor asked.

"That commander dude. You know, the one that's 'kill all the blue people'." Skye said excitedly.

Wash studied Taylor with new-found interest. "You're right!" Wash said excitedly.

Taylor threw up his hands. "I have things to do." He said, walking out.