It was a weird day today...
ANYWAY!!
i just wanted to say i luvs you all! Even if your a girl *wink*
and heres the new chapter...
Please review!
"It started like any other morning."
"Yes..."
"I was hugging a random house."
"Oh...Don't forget you were making out with it too..."
"Oh yea..and i was making out with it."
"Uh-huh..."
"And now....Maka hates me..."
"...Kid....you kissed the house before you kissed Maka...."
"Well...."
"You gave your virginity away to the freaken house!! Which i have no idea how you did that...."
"But...it was so symmetrical... And Maka isn't AS symmetrical as the house!"
"Kid you need help....fast."
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"Maka! Hey Maka!" Soul screamed as he ran after the pigtailed girl.
She turned around and on her face was a big frown, Soul didn't like the look of that, but he still ran over to greet her. He waved but the girl just stared annoyingly.
"Jeez Maka that time of the month?"
The girl blushed as she turned around, quickly jolting inside the school she ran for her life. As Soul watched he started to chuckle. "She's such a 'cool' girl...all the more reason she should be mine." He then walked up the steps until he was greet by Black*Star.
"HEY SOUL!" He screamed in the white haired boy's ear. Soul, who lost complete hearing in his right ear turned and answered quietly. "What do you want BlackStar?"
The blue haired boy frowned. "ITS BLACK "*" STAR!"
"Oh right...." Soul then looked off into the sky, he then began to ponder why Black*Star wanted to be called that.
In the meantime the boy was blabbing about how he had fungus in his boxers the other day and he also mentioned something about Maka and Kid breaking up.
At that second Soul grabbed Black*Star and asked him to repeat the sentence.
"Um...i found fungus in my boxers and it was reallly stinky and if you looked closely you could see it-"
"No! Not that! The OTHER sentence...." Soul managed to say before he had disgusting pictures of fungus in his head.
"Oh...Maka and Kid broke up..."
Soul smiled the biggest and the toothiest smile in the world before he ran off to greet Maka and touch her butt.
Black*Star stood there curiously, wondering why Soul was acting weird...But he shrugged it off. "Now i gotta tell somebody else about my fungus story....YOU THERE!"
One child saw Black*Star pointing at him and he ran away screaming. Sadly it was too late for the kid, Black*Star had already pounced on the boy like a lion.
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"Maka i just wanted to say i-"
The girl turned around as she put her books away. Suddenly a book fell out ad hit Soul on he foot. He stopped what he was saying immediately. He began to hold his foot hi pain as he cussed quietly to himself.
"Wait Soul! Before you say anything."
The girl then grabbed Soul's hands. He started to blush but he turned his head away.
"I need help...."
In the meantime Kid was walking down the hall. He was very sluggish and he was starting to think Soul's house gave him a fake phone number. Until he heard a moaning. He ran around the corner and the closer and closer he got the more smutty talking he heard.
"Ok now just hold onto it and push in and out."
"O-ok are you sure Soul?"
"Yes...NOW!"
"OW!"
Kid was sweating like a beast as he ran through the hall.
'Oh God! Soul is.......hurting my Maka!'
"Whats wrong Maka?"
"It hurt me...."
"Its ok here i'll suck on it for you...."
Kid's eyes popped right out of his head as he ran faster.
'Damn how long is this hallway!?'
"Better Maka?"
"Yes Soul..."
"Ok one more time...."
"In...."
"Out..."
"In...."
"Out...."
"Hehe this is easy!" The girl shouted
"Yep!" Soul remarked proudly.
"WAIT MAKA I-!"
Kid then jumped around the corner and right in between the two teens.
Soul and Maka looked at the boy on the floor. Soul with his eyebrow raised started to laugh.
"Kid? What are you doing?"
"MAKA DO- What are you guys doing?"
"Im helping Maka sow...." Soul replied innocently.
Maka stared at the boy strangely. "Kid get off the floor."
The boy followed his x-girlfriend's orders. He stood up and gave Soul a questioning look.
"Soul what did you suck for Maka?"
As Kid saw them both turn away the two teens blushed.
"Well..."
"Er...My finger...." Maka then showed the boy her finger. Kid looked closely as he saw that she poked herself with the needle.
"....Oh..." The black haired boy shrugged as he walked away.
Maka watched as he ran away from the two teens.
"Me and Kid broke up." She replied before she made sure Kid was gone.
"Yeah i heard..."
"But...It was never meant to be."
"Well to make you happier....i had to pull kid away from my house....with a hangover..."
Maka looked up and she started to giggle. "Really? I can totally see you doing that...."
Soul smiled. "You...." He then placed his finger under her chin and made her look up at him... "...look better when you smile."
He then winked and walked away as he called a distant good bye.
Maka sighed content-fully as she watched him make his way down the hall and into a classroom. Kid heard the sigh as he hid behind one of the lockers.
"I...think i like Soul....Kid."
The boy popped his head out of his hiding place quickly as he realized Maka knew he was there the whole time.
"Oh really?" Kid replied...
She nodded while still staring at the door, as if she was mesmerized.
"I think....i really love him."
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"Bang bang! This is my love for you!" Soul replied as he sang a karaoke song.
"Oh no! My heart so dear..." Maka stared to sing along.
"This song sucks!" Black*Star cried out as he flipped through the available choices of songs.
Kid was utterly bitter as he watched the two singing teens flirt with each other. He sighed as he banged his head against the table. 'This feeling....its so....annoying'
"Good job Soul...."
"Thanks Maka..." The boy smiled as he patted her shoulder.
Then Black*Star was up. "Come on Kid sing with me...."
The stubborn boy shrugged as he made his way up the stage.
"Ok heres the song we're doing...."
"Ok...so whats it- ...BLACK*STAR!!"
"Whats wrogn Kid?"
"This song is meant for girls..."
"Really? Oh well i picked it anyway!"
Kid fell down his cheeks were a bright red as he looked over at Maka and Soul.
They gave the boy a questioning look before he stood up and grabbed a nearby Mic.
"Ok! This is for all the...." Black*Star read the screen that was placed in front of them, it was suppose to give the singers their lyrics. "....for all the....Men!"
Soul choked on his drink and Maka fell over.
"Did Black*Star pick a girl's song?"
"I think so..." Maka replied as she looked at the two teenage boys strangely.
Then a beat came on....The song was starting and everybody could hardly wait, except Kid.
"You change your mind....like a girl changes clothes?" Kid replied out of tune...
"Oh god they chose Katy Perry...." Soul whispered to Maka.
The girl giggled as she nodded.
"Yeah..." Black*Star then bobbed his head ".... you PMS, like a BITCH i would know!" The boy chuckled, but Kid got a little annoyed.
"And you over think. Always speak critically..." Kid sang. The ninja's smile turned to a frown when he heard Kid mean it.
"I should know that your no good for meee!!" Black*Star screamed in Kid's ear.
The two boys glared at each other before they started to scream in anger.
"Cause your hot then your cold."
"Your yes then your no."
"Your in and your...." Then Kid pushed Black*Star "...out!"
"Your up and your...." The blue haired ninja then grabbed Kid and threw him up in the air, until he landed with a thud. "... down!"
Kid stood up and started to charge towards Black*Star.
"Your wrong when its right!" The ninja screamed as he grabbed Kid and pushed him down...
"Its black..." Kid pointed at his hair.... " and its ... BLUE!" The boy pointed at the ninja's hair.
"What?"
"Um...i mean white!"
"We fight we break up!" Black*Star continued.
"We kiss we make up!" Kid screamed before he realized what he said "Wait what!!??"
"Ew! Are you sure this is a man song?"
"You picked it, stupid!" Kid shouted.
The two teens then started to fight. Soul and Maka just watched with amazment.
"Wanna go?"
"Sure.." Maka then stood up and walked out the door with Soul "...lets go before they make out..."
The two teenage boys screamed "What!?" Right before the door closed shut.
"Hey...." Black*Star shouted...
"What?" Kid replied.
"We have to probably pay for everything we broke."
The two boys sat up and looked at the place. It was a mess....
"I hate karao-"
Kid was then cut off by a falling lyrics screen.
N/A
Hehe
i love making Black*Star and Kid gay...
.......
im a messed up little girl aren't i?
Anyway i just wanted to know: how do you think kid lost his virginity to a house?