The Nights of Stormcage
By KingdomHeartsNerd
Summary: We all know River Song often escapes her cell, but just what do the guards go through when she returns?
IV: Likes and Hates
River hated many things: cheese from Antriocha for example. However, there were some things she liked: Raspberry Ripple ice-cream for example, so, when she received five thousand gallons of Raspberry Ripple ice-cream from her husband as an anniversary present, she was in heaven... until, she opened the boxes.
He done something entirely different than what she had expected. He had brought the Raspberrys to life and the Raspberry Ripple ice-creams were doing the can-can. Pausing for a moment to use a few of her mother's choiciest swear-words, she rummaged under her bed and finally found the thing she was looking for. The giant hammer she had tried to use to squash the green aliens several months ago.
With one almighty grunt she brought it swinging down; it smashed down hard onto the Raspberry Ripple ice-creams which squashed underneath it. Juice sparyed in all directions - soaking both River and the guard.
"I hate him!"
"No, you don't!" Came the voice of the Doctor from the card that he'd provided. River picked it up, and threw it out of the bars at the back of her cell; it flapped in the wind squeaking "No, you don't! No, you don't!"
"Now, when do I see him next? I'll shoot his hat off. Perhaps - Ooh! It's Easter Island. Great, I get to shoot a top hat!"
To Be Continued
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