AN: I'm not particularly happy with this one, even if I do love the ending. It didn't flow the way I wanted it too, and is a bit lengthy where other parts are short and to the point. Does that make sense? Whatever. It still counts because it rhymes!
Disclaimer: We've been over this many times before.
"Lord Voldemort"
I'm not sure where to start with you.
But I'll give it a shot.
You're cruel, you're mean, and I wish someone would have stuck you to the floor with glue.|
It's such a shame it couldn't happen, too bad you played a key part in the plot.
What else describes you?
I'm only getting started.
When people see you, their moods turn foul and blue,
And it's not doubted they wish you had departed.
No wonder you're such a sour lemon,
With all the crap tossed your way.
But I suppose seeing a wanna-be demon
Could muck up anyone's day.
Now I'm still not done with you, I forgot to mention you're old.
If someone were to touch your hand, they'd surely wail,
For it's frigid and ice cold.
And one final thing you should know about your skin; it's really pale.
Ring Ring!
"Hello?"
...Well, this is a juicy bit.
Twilight called. It seems they're quite disturbed.
Appears Robert Pattinson quit.
They need you to play Edward.
AN: If you didn't think the ending was as funny as you were expecting, well, not my problem. Deal with it. That's it for now, don't know when I'll do the next one.