"Oh my gosh, look at that cute puppy! Oh it's so adorable, I just want to pet it!" I felt my self squeal in delight, as my body rushed to pet a small, girly poodle.
"What happened to her? One minute she was all quiet and the next she's practically bouncing in place and won't stop talking." I heard Wendy say from where she was, next to everyone else.
"Oh, she has multiple personalities. This is the first I've seen it though." Stan replied, tilting his head at the last sentence.
"This is Mekenna, the girly one." Casey said.
"So psycho bitch has even more psycho problems? Should have known." I reminded myself that Eric had yet to meet Max, and I'm sure she would just love to be introduced to the fat-arse.
"Anyways, Kenny and I already met Max, the tom-boy one who isn't afraid to knock someone senseless. Basically the complete opposite of Mekenna, who likes to wear skirts and shop all day long. I learnt that each personality can only be triggered if the situation it right. You should meet Max; you were close to meeting her once. I would love to see what her fists could do to that face of yours." She said the last part to Wendy, making Max laugh evilly in my head.
"How many personalities does she have?" Cartman spoke up, still rubbing his head.
"5." Stan answered this time, looking at the she-demon that currently possessed my body.
"Ok, well, anyone else hungry?" Casey asked, which Cartman automatically agreed to, the little fat-ass. Casey came up to my body and pulled me along for food, which everyone of us agreed to.
"Oh, can I get a cookie?" She asked, with the agreement of all of us to back her up.
"Sure." She agreed, and Mekenna made my body do that weird thing were she giggles, jumps up and down, and then claps like a moron.
I – Well, my body at least – followed her to the others, where Mekenna attempted to make friends with Wendy. And ended up freaking her out, not that I minded, of course.
"So Casey," Mekenna started as we arrived at the food court. We were currently waiting in line, with Mekenna, Casey and I in the back as the others ordered first. "I haven't properly introduced myself yet. I'm Mekenna!" She stuck out my hand for her to shake, and Casey do so.
"Nice to meet you Mekenna." Once the handshake was over, my lips did the thing I only did when I wanted something. A pout.
"I know you don't like Wendy and everything, since I can see everything Fiamma sees, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude to her. I understand a few harmless pranks, but nothing too serious, ok?" She said, to the disagreement of Max and I. But, Gemini and Elena happily cheered her on for keeping the peace, and Vixen didn't care.
"Too serious… like what?"
"Like blackmailing or putting nails in her chairs and shoes."
"It's already too late for blackmailing."
"Yeah, I know." Mekenna sighed, disappointed. "But…" She paused, "Take Kyle for example. He clearly doesn't like Wendy, what with her dating his crush and everything, but you don't see him blackmailing her and stuff, do you?"
"Of course not," Casey snorted, "this is Kyle we're talking about. The one kid who studies about 80% of the day and prefers to stay away from stupid pranks. You know, unless he's angered. I heard from Stan that he can be rather scary when he wants to be"
"Just… please don't get into any fights. You're one of mine and Fiamma's new friends." Casey rolled her eyes.
"How about this, nothing bad will happen as long as you're out. If the others or Fiamma are in control, I can do whatever I want. Deal?" Mekenna pursed my lips in thought, bringing a finger to my chin.
"Fine," She shook the hand that she had offered, smiling a little.
"Next." Mekenna and Casey both turned as the person at the cash register called on them.
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"Uwaa, this cookie is so yummy!" Mekenna nibbled on the cookie, kind of like a chipmunk.
"It better be, I'm the one who paid for it." Casey grumbled.
"Sorry, I ran out of money." She pouted again, staring at her with crocodile tears. She rolled my eyes but patted my head, similar to the way one would do to their little sister.
Wendy rolled her eyes, but spoke up. Sadly. "So then, after this should we go to the movi-"
"Oh, hey, we didn't go to that anime store yet, did we? I wanted to see if there was any Hetalia items in there. Maybe some Prince of Tennis stuff too…" Casey immediately cut Wendy off, making all of us crack up laughing inside.
"How about it?"
"There'll definitely be some Vocaloid stuff too, right?" Stan asked.
"Oh yeah! I forgot you liked Vocaloid!" Wendy seemed surprised about this.
"Wait… what?"
"Oh you know, Vocaloid. They're these computerized robots that sing Japanese songs. Of course there's some that sing in Korean also, and sometimes English. They're very popular, even though they're mainly in Japan." Casey grinned at her. "Stan and I both like to listen to them."
Score board: Casey-3, Wendy-0
"Don't forget Fiamma." Mekenna spoke up. Thank you girl! I yelled to her in my head.
No problem-o
"Ah yes, Fiamma listens to them also. Oh! And Craig too." She added, with evil intent.
"So it's settled, anime store it is!" Mekenna clapped as I cheered on the inside.
I forced Mekenna to hurry up and get a move on, which means I ran up the escalator.
"Wow this place is so small…" Kyle mentioned as we walked through the entrance of the store.
"But it holds so much." Casey grinned, and I can feel the anime sparkles surround her, while everyone else sweat dropped.
"So just a quick look around and then we'll be leaving, right?" Wendy seemed to want to get out of their as fast as possible, as if staying in this place any longer would give her cancer or something.
"Waa! Casey! Look at this adorable Hello Kitty back-pack!" Mekenna, Elena, and I fangirled.
"it is pretty cute," she said ,"Are you going to get it?"
"Maybe not," She pouted, "I'd rarely get a chance to use it since the others are around."
I want it, I want it! I fangirled inside my own head again.
"Well… you could still use it when you're out."
I was trying to use the mental force to convince Gemini, Vix, and Max for us to get it.
"You're right!" Mekenna looked determined, and Casey raised an eyebrow. "I don't care what the others say, I'm buying this! Take that, Max!" She cheered as she rushed off to the front counter.
Vix and Mekenna were checking out the cashier for like, ten minutes. Even I had to admit, he was h.o.t., but we were interrupted by someone fangasming. Most likely option was Casey. Mekenna rushed to her so fast, I thought she had left Vix behind, still ogling the cute cashier. I knew she didn't though, when I heard her complain about the sudden movement.
"…Huh?" Stan said bluntly.
"FUJI! OHMAIGAWD, A FUJI PLUSHIE! I HAVE TO GET IT! HE'S SO SEXY, OH GAWD, AHHHHHH!" She started jumping up and down, still latched on to Wendy's arm and thus shaking her.
Let's just say, 'clean up in isle fangirl'.
"…What is wrong with her?" I heard Cartman ask..
"Oh! Fuji must be a character from an anime she likes. I'm guess she likes that character a lot." Mekenna said cheerfully. I agreed with myself, um, well….Mekenna. Did that make sense?
"Exactly! And that is why I MUST get him!" She said, exactly like Tamaki. Which reminded me….was that a Kyoya plushie over there?
"Him?" Wendy repeated.
"Yes! There's no way I'm calling Fuji an IT! Are you crazy!?" She yelled and then confidently walked up to the cashier, but backtracked quickly when she saw him, probably because of the remarkable resemblance between him, and the plushy.
"You don't have the money?" Kyle finally questioned, raising an eyebrow.
She snorted, "Honey, please, if I didn't have enough money, I would already be out of this store and running away from the cops because of thievery."
Kyle looked disturbed.
"I just can't face that guy at the desk." She shrugged nonchalantly with a smile, acting as if this was a problem everyone faced.
"You just spoke with him earlier." Kenny reminded.
"No, I just gave him the Death Note to ring up and my money, I didn't really TALK to him."
"But… why CAN'T you talk to him?" Stan asked.
Casey huffed, holding up Fuji, "Look at Fuji." They did so. "Now look at the cashier guy." They did so. "See the similarities?"
They looked back at Fuji once again. I knew it.
"I guess…" Kyle stated slowly.
Obviously, these guys still didn't see the problem. But I did.
"Listen," She huffed out a small laugh, sounded just a bit frustrated, but it was mostly for show, "you guys have NO IDEA how much I love Fuji Syuusuke. I would literally KILL for him, I think about him every day and how my husband will be an EXACT REPLICA of him. To actually see a real life look-alike of Fuji is like being the first human to step on Jupiter."
They looked confused at my simile, but I got it exactly. Even if Mekenna didn't, I would act like that too if I saw someone who looked like Kyoya, or Cooro.
"So you see, if I were to talk to him, I would probably run to the nearest weapon store, steal an ax, kill a random pedestrian, throw paint all over the walls, hop into a car and drive off of a bridge and then swim all the way to China and then climb the tallest building to shout out my love for Fuji, ALL because I was THAT happy."
Cartman leaned over to Kenny and whispered, "Craaazy" while spinning his finger in a circle as it pointed to his head.
She then begged someone to go up and buy it.
Finally, Stan sighed, "I'll go do it."
He stepped up and grabbed Fuji, which she made sure to hand over with.
Kyle chuckled uneasily, "Wow, you really like this Fuji character, huh?"
"Oh look Casey, Hetalia T-shirts!" She grabbed her arm and dragged her away, saving everyone the rant that every fangirl will give in there lifetime, if not at least once.
