TheLucky38: So what stopped Aang and Katara's story telling? Lets find out, shall we. I think the story is starting to sound like a 'Scary Movie'. I keep hearing complaints and compliments, that it's more of a humor then a horror. Well I am here to tell you that it is true. It has some humor in here, so don't judge me! On with the story.

Zhombie Attack..

The outside of the building had a huge amount of people who were outside. The Refuge's have no idea what they are, so they brought out someone to find out what is going on. As Sokka approaches the door, he had an idea in mind for situations like these. "Um, are you guys survivors of the horrible apocalypse that destroyed the city or The Sorrow's Zhombies that are here to kill us all and eat our brains?"

Katara knew that Sokka was clueless, but insane is another thing that isn't needed right now. So she came up to him to sort out the crisis. "Sokka. You do relise that Zhombies don't talk right. I mean I haven't even heard one thing from any of them at all. Maybe their dead moans, but thats all I heard" she crosses her arms, knowing she has won.

"We're all Zhombies." said a voice it sounded like death reaching out to take over life on this Earth. That scared everyone in the room, except for Katara. "Nice try Sokka. I know your trying to mess with us." was it a joke?

"No, I said that." said the Zhombie outside again. She was looking at her brother the whole time when those words came out. "Oh my Spirits. They can talk!"

"Yeah no shit, lady!" then the Zhombies were trying to force the door down. Trying to claim their afternoon lunch. Making their finger's and hungry mouths ready for their blood.

Sokka knew some idea's to block the door. "Quick. Suki use that bench to ram the door with." he uses his back to hold the door. The Kyoshi warrior got on of the bench and rammed it to something that was really soft.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed the Water Tribe warrior. What Suki didn't relise, was that it wasn't the door that she rammed into. The things that she rammed into would make any man cry from it. "Damn it Suki! My balls!" he got out of the way to sit on a table to recover. Someone gave him some stone balls and it hits his, "oh Painted Lady." Another person was about to give him a statue of her. "NO!" then the person went somewhere else, a little down.

All of the refuge's used anything in the tea shop to block the door and all of the windows, to keep them out. The Zhombies were tearing apart anything that was in their way. Making everyone scream to the world that they were doomed. And no not like Ho Tun doomed, I mean like 2012 doom. (A/N, I don't beleive that crap about the world ending this year.)

There is only one way to stop the chao's that is coming their way. "Iroh, how do we stop The Sorrow's rampage?"

Iroh was readying his position to fight, "you must go and defeat The Sorrow. If you do, you can make anyone who was turned into a Zhombie, back into their origanal seleves." so he shoots a fire blast at the roof. "3 of you have to go to his hiding place. I heard that the castle is where the Zhombies are highly concentrated at." Now it is time to find out who will go.

Aang knew it was his duties as the Avatar to bring peace and balance in the world. Doing this will ease the pain of not only the survivors, but also the victums who have turned into those monsters. "I'll go and deal with the threat that looms over the city. If I don't, then the world will suffer from the onslaught." So he grabs his glider and then saw a certain someone raise their hand. "Katara no."

She looks at the Avatar with a serious look on her face. "Aang, if you go, then I go too. So don't try to stop me from coming." Aang knew that she wasn't going to back down. He nods his head and then Sokka puts up his hand to volunteer, and also has his other hand on where his pain still is at, "I'm going with you two." Many people thought that was noble of Sokka.

But the truth is, he needed time away from Suki. Mostly for the fact that she was angry about what he said about Toph and Ty Lee, rammed his balls with a bench. Who knows what she'll do next?

Aang puts up his glider and waited for Katara and Sokka to get on. "Are you sure it's a good idea to leave you guys here?" said Aang as she get on behind him. He knew that defeating The Sorrow will make everyone, who was alive, back to normal, but he still worried about them being attacked by the Zhombies.

"Yes, will be fine. Now go!" he says while pointing up the ceiling.

Aang uses his Airbending to use the glider to fly up through the ceiling with Katara and Sokka. Making sure that they made it to the top of the building.

Getting to Ba Sing Se Palace...

They saw a hell of a lot of Zhombies that were on the stairs of the Jasmine Dragon. There will be no way that the refuges can make it out alive. That is until the stairs started to crumble and turned into a slide. It was Toph that managed to do the job with no problems at all. But then the Zhombies, with their large nails, started to climb it.

"Should we help them?" asked Aang. He saw those Zhombies climbing for their lunch. Hell their dinner if the sun is almost down.

"Aang. We need to focus on the task at hand." stated Sokka. "If we start attacking hundreds of Zhombies, it will do nothing. We need to find this Sorrow guy and take him down." so he looked at the city map that he carries around for times like these. The truth is, he carries around the map to find the nearest buffet when he needs it. "Ok if we can just catch a train around here, it will lead us near the palace." then wraps up the map. "Now we just need to wait for it."

The Avatar never waits for a train, in fact he never waits while innocent people are getting killed out there. "Sokka, you do realise that we need to go to the train."

Sokka looks at him, puzzled. "Why do we have to go to one? I mean the Earthbenders can..." he finally understands why, with a face-palm. "Damn it!" everyone knows that only Earthbenders can move those trains, and with all of them either hiding or turned into a Zhombie, it was a one to spirits knows what, that a train was coming.

"Well I never carried three people at a time before, except that one time with those pirates, but I think I can do it." he readys his glider for another run. Preparing to get going.

"Well if Katara can lose some more weight, then we could have a chance to make it." Oh he's dead. That buzzkill is so fucking dead.

"What did you just say about my weight, Sokka?!" oh shit. This is just too good.

"I'm sorry."

"Sorry doesn't cut it. Does it Sokka? DOES IT?!" she was about to attack him, but was stopped when Aang holds her hand. She losens her gripe, knowing that Aang never thinks she's not good looking for him.

"Sokka. Don't ever say that about her again or next time." he points down to Suki, "I'll make sure that she knows about how your still a sexist bastard."

He gulps, knowing that is true. "Ok, I'm really sorry Aang."

"Besides. We don't need a train. I can lift 3 people at a time, just fine." so he waits for Katara, the one he loves with all of his heart and soul, and Sokka, who is going to be his brother-in-law someday. They get on and they are on their way to the Palace.

Near the Palace Gates...

When the three legendary hero's came near the outer palace gates, they were surprised to not see any Zhombies around. That is until...

"RAHHHHHHHH!" its a Zhombie, but no ordinary Zhombie.

This Zhombie was huge. He stood about 12 feet tall, bald on his head, had blood on his mouth, no long finger nails, but he makes up for it with huge fists that can crush bones. He has no left arm, and his left hand has only 4 fingers and no thumb. The eyes have no pupils at all, just eyes that are a dark red color. He was also wearing a tank top, but it was shredded and had blood all over it.

"What the hell is that thing!?" yelled Sokka, he was really scared right now, but pulls out his sword.

"I don't know, but we need to take it down. NOW!" yelled Katara. She readies her attack stand.

"Lets do this. For the sake of the people!" the Avatar gets his attack position ready too.

Sokka runs up to the Zhombie, but he was punched once, and it sends him back against a wall, hard. He gets back up and a regular Zhombie was right next to him. The warrior sees it, and chops its head off. It dies right in front of him. "Do you guys think that if we killed a few Zhombies, would that still make them come back to life?" what does he think. Of course it kinda does. I think? Well the two can't answer his dumb question now.

Aang was being grabbed by the throat and the Zhombie is not letting go. Suddenly a water spear strikes at the Zhombies arm, and it doesn't even care that it happened. Man that Zombie must be on steriods or something, because it must be on roid rage? The Avatar uses the oppertunity to use his Earthbending to trap the beast in his legs. He uses it to break it's legs so he can get lose.

It works as the Zhombie started to fall down. They say the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And so it did, with a giant crack in the Earth. Aang used the rest of teh Earthbending to trap the creature around the body. "AHHHH..." Its mouth was also silanced as Katara Waterbended his mouth. "That is a job well done, Team Avatar" said Sokka.

"Sokka I thought we were calling ourselves the Gaang?" questioned the Sifu Waterbender.

"Hey that name will happen someday, so just you wait." replied Sokka. "Aang. Can you check what is over the wall?"

Aang goes up with his glider to see...

A lot of Zhombies, in fact to many Zhombies to handle head on. Some were limbing around, some had one or no arms, some had one or no legs, all of them had red eyes that are the color of hell, and a few of them had no bottom jaw. Can you imagine a Zhombie, with no bottom jaw?

'Oh shit.' thought Aang. He came back down to tell Sokka and Katara the bad news. "Guys. I highly doubt we can make it though with our bodies intact. We need a plan here."

The giant Zhombie was grunting with the ice still in his mouth. "Wait I have an idea." said Sokka. I knew he would come up with a plan in time.

"What is the idea?" asked Katara, who egarly waited for his brilliant idea that could help them in this crises.

"I think we should name these types of Zhombies? I think we should call them... Bricks!"('Criket noises). That's it? THAT'S HIS BRILLIANT IDEA!?

"Are you fucking me?" asked Katara.

Sokka was disgusted by what she said. "I am you're brother. That's revolting!" I don't think that's what she ment at all? I hope to everything that is holy in the world, that you did not get that image in your head.

"No that is not what i meant! You sick perverted minded bastard!" they argue in a middle of a Ba Sing Se Zhombie attack? Makes sense to me.

The Avatar had enough of it. So he ends it right now, "Guys just stop it. We can't break apart. We're a family and like one, we can't let this seperate us." Aang, a man who believes in the power of benevolence. A true leader too.

Katara and Sokka look at each other, feeling sorry for each other. "I'm sorry Katara. I shouldn't of been an idiot like that."

"I know Sokka, and I'm sorry for arguing so much." the two hugged and made up.

"Hey I got an idea on how we can get in, without causing too much attention." Finally the young strategist has a plan that can lead them inside the Palace.

TheLucky38: I know. I know. Your all mad at me for not updating fast enough, but I have other stories that I have to do too. So enjoy this long chapter which is over 2,000 words. I know I can make longer chapters, but I'm too lazy. So the suspense continues on.

P.S. Some wise words- A Dad getting Drunk on Thanksgiving is a holiday Tradition.- Peter Griffin on Family Guy.

Well it's wise enough.