Disclaimer: Dont own. dont sue. only my retarded ideas.
Once Kaname runs...Grimmjow and ryuu rip off eachother's clothes and jump into bed making sweet sweet blueberries (cough) kids (cough)(cough)sex(cough)
Me: ORANGE!!!
Ichigo: What?? I hav a hangover...
Me: WE MADE LOVE ALL NITE!!
Ichigo: I care why???
Me: Cause your naked on the couch and shigurii is staring at you.
Ichigo: SHIT!!! (ichigo runs out and puts on footy pajamas covered in a strawberry pattern)
Shigurii begins laughing hysterically
Me: Aww My Orange baby is covered in berries!!! (makes out with ichigo)
Ichigo: (sighs)
grimmjow: RYUU
Ryuu: Huh? Huh? I'm up daddy. gosh. leave me alone.
Grimmy: Uhmm......im not ur daddy.......but....you can call me daddy.(gives sexy stare)
Ryuu: Wah?? GAH. WHAT HAPPENED???
Grimmy: We made love.
Ryuu: REALLY???
Grimmy: We made sweet sweet blueberries.
Ryuu: Awesome. I will be right back.
Ryuu runs over to the couch and grabs my arms pulling me into the bathroom.
Ryuu: OMIGAWD.
Me: I KNOW. IT WAS AMAZING.
Ryuu: OH YEAH.
Me: WOOT
Ryuu: Uhmm....now where is the selsun blue?
Me: You want the dandruff shampoo?
Ryuu: NO. I WANT THE TEST.
Me: ohhh..in the cabinet.
Ryuu runs to the cabinet and rips out two tests and hands one to me.
Me: Ready?
Ryuu: Yup. and GO.
we quickly take the tests and then run into my bedroom. (my bedroom has a beach scene painted on the wall behind my canopy bed.)
Ryuu: OMIGAWD.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Both: AHHHHHHH. YAYAYAYAYAYAY.
Grimmy and Ichigo run into the bedroom.
Ichigo: What what happened???