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100 Unexpected Tales
Tale Four:
Dark
"Character is what you are in the dark."
-Dwight L. Moody
"Craig?"
"Yes?"
"I'm scared."
"Of what?"
"The dark."
"...Are you serious?"
"U-um, yes?"
"Come here."
"Why?"
"Just come here, dammit!"
"Ow, Craig!"
"Shut up, Tweek! Now, move your arm that way, yes, see, isn't that more comfortable?"
"Mm."
"So, Tweekers, what is there to be afraid of in the dark?"
"...Are you serious?"
"God dammit, of course I'm serious!"
"Oh God, I'm sorry man! It's just, well, there are lots of really, really creepy things in the dark! Like, the gnomes! Those bloody gnomes! And there's that creepy girl from that movie about Japan, and there's um, there's um, the Chupacabra!"
"...The Chupacabra?"
"Mmhmm!"
"Tweek, go to bed."
"Yes, sir."