Number 4: I hate toontile.
Once upon a time. There was a man and he was a Doctor. Doctor Who was his full name. We don't know who his first name is. And he was from England. But he talked so damn fast, that when he told his girlfriend that he hated sitting in the tardis, all the Americans thought he said he hated toontile. We americans had to watch Youtube with captions when the english people spoke. Toontile sounds like a Deutsch bag. The meth users from Spain used -bolsas de alemán- so they could use METH on the toontile. Mickey mouse one time stood on the toontile and the other toons got mad at him. They shot him with meth guns til he got high. And the toontile was up to the roof! The roof had duck shit cause the only animal in Toon town that could fly was a duck. Flying animals sometime excrete when they fly but the roof is only the place they would do it in tootnown. A dukc then got shot on accident. That duck that was shot got high for jumping up while the gun went off. It gave him a head start for the roof. The duck flew all the way over Mickey Mouse and had an urge to poop. Mickey mouse was too high from the meth bullets to realize that he had the bird shit on his head. A cat ate the duck when it finished flight. Cats can jump high as hell but not fly. But the cats like eating mice more than birds. They don't eat Mickey, though, because he is of major importance. And like I said in chapter 1, they would rather kill mice than have Mickey assassinated. There actually were no regular mice in this fight. The moment that Mickey Mouse decided to get off toontile was when it was still on the roof. He dropped like acid.