Episode 3: James Phantom
Kam: Quick announcement. Due to the influx of multi-chapter dares, the sanity department has decided we have to add a new rule. Multi-chapter Dares are now limited to 1 per person as of now (meaning everyone who gives a dare after Kira Sema). Also the dares are limited to 3 chapters. And with that, let's get this show started!
Danny: -walks over looking exhausted with Danielle sitting on his shoulders pounding on his head- Does that mean that this thing is over?
Sam: -looks over from where she stands giving Paulina a massage- Oh please say it is!
Kam: Sorry guys. That new rule applies to every dare after Kira Sema, who's dares will be 2 chapters from now. –Danny and Sam look devastated- But just to be nice I'll give Danny a break by saying Jazz and you're mom are now your slaves for the next 3 chapters. –Danny smiles and pulls his 'cousin' off his head and dumps her in his mom's arms, then runs away-
Sam: What about me?
Kam: Oh right. –hands Sam a box- Mr. and Mrs. Manson picked this out special for you and the dare requires you to wear it, hand over the black spray paint before you go. Oh and we'll have a nice steak dinner prepared for you when you get back.
Sam: -looks completely disgusted but then her expression changes to complete depression as she gives up any attempt to argue and takes the box and walks off stage-
Danny: -standing next to Tucker- Wow poor Sam… The fans just are not nice to her.
Tucker: I would feel bad for her if it weren't for the fact we can use this as blackmail to get that picture from the gorilla episode back. –both of them smile-
Kam: Okay. While we wait for Sam to change, Ember here's a tutu. You're going to perform a ballet for us. Oh and can someone go grab Jazz? She's supposed to be here to be Danny's slave.
Ember: -stares at the pink fluff, her eye twitches as she takes it. She hands her guitar to the host then flies off to change-
-Dash comes on stage in a security guard jacket, dragging Jazz by the back of her shirt. He drops her next to Danny, smacks Danny in the back of the head, then walks back over to Quan and his other friends.-
Danny: -stares at Jazz who is on the floor in the fetal position sucking her thumb- Uhh… Jazz…? –he looks up at the host, unsure what to do-
Kam: -shrugs- Just leave her. She should be fine by next chapter.
Maddie: -walks over giving Dani a piggyback ride- Is this really necessary? I mean is Jazz going to be okay?
Kam: -shrugs again- The dare said for you guys to act like babies while being slaves anyway so I'm sure it's fine if she's the same mental level as a baby anyway.
Maddie: So wait… do I have to act like a baby also?
Kam: Technically yes.
Maddie and Dani: -exchange an evil look and both get down on their hands and knees and crawl toward Danny making 'baby noises'-
Danny: Oh you've got to be kidding me. Hey! Let go! –he gets dragged to the ground as his mom and 'cousin' hug and climb all over him-
Sam: So when do I get to take this off? –stands there in a sleeveless long pink-and-yellow-flower-print dress with three ruffles running diagonally down the front, the skirt is like a princess poof that has intricate lace lining the bottom, and a large pink bow sits on the top of her head. She glares at Tucker when he snaps a picture- I have plenty of other pictures besides the hugging one and I'll post them all over the school if you don't burn that film roll.
Tucker: -stares at her for a moment before handing over the camera to her-
Kam: Okay Sam last thing is to go eat that steak over there. Oh and you can take the dress off after you finish the whole steak. Tucker if you wouldn't mind?
Tucker: -pulls out the chair for Sam and pushes it in when she sits. He hands over her fork and knife and puts down a bottle of A1 Steak Sauce next to her plate- Bon Apatite.
–He moves over to stand next to Paulina and drapes his arm around her shoulder. Paulina pinches his hand, causing him to yelp and relocate his arm-
Sam: -slowly slices the first piece, takes a bite and shivers- I think I'm going to be sick… -continues eating while looking like she's trying to not vomit-
-Attention of the whole Cast is drawn to the center of the stage as Ember Mclain leaps out onto the stage performing a perfect Grand jeté. She lands on her right foot and straightens her ankle to stand on the tips of her toes with her left leg extended behind her. Holding her legs like that she dips her hand down to touch the ground then straightens up. She then puts both feet flat on the ground in 1st position bending her knees to a plié. She straightens her knees and Pirouette's across the stage-
-Everyone stands in shock-
Ember: -executes a triple rotation pirouette in which she perfectly brings her left foot to her right knee between each spin. Once finished she holds a graceful pose. When she sees the shocked stares she simply shrugs- Back when I was alive my parents wanted me to get into ballet. Not my style but that doesn't mean I can't.
Kam: -forces herself out of the cloud of shock that still holds the room- Uhh… cool… Sam how's that steak going? –turns back to the table to see the plate empty and the chair toppled over- Uhh… anyone see where Sam went?
Paulina: The Goth girl ran to the bathroom. She still owes me a massage.
Valerie: You really gonna want one from her if she's in there throwing up? –a disgusted look crosses Paulina's face. Sam walks out of the bathroom a moment later holding her stomach-
Sam: Never again… -she falls down and passes out on the floor-
Kam: -looks around- I'll admit it. I am impressed. Danny Phantom fans are so much more evil and creative than Invader Zim fans. Well done to everyone. –most of the cast glares angrily at her-
Well that's all the time we have for today. Can't wait to see how we destroy the sanity of our characters next chapter. Keep up the good reviews!