chapter four... just as bad as the past three.
Loneliness,
Is the best thing in the world.
You gain perspective, patience and discover what you want to do with your life.
when you lose loneliness,
you gain everything.
Including what you gained during your period of loneliness.
No, this is not about loneliness. Neither is it about friendship, or happiness, or sticky romance.
It's a good solid piece of violence that is caused simply because your enemy happens to be nearby.
But let's stick with loneliness for a bit.
Ichigo never knew loneliness.
Maybe that's why he was so violent and impulsive.
Maybe that's why he has no sense of perspective.
Maybe that's why he's living his life for other people's safety. Which, I think, is a thoroughly ridiculous practice. People have to fend for themselves! or have a lot of other people fend for them while the defendees (people being defended) stand staring for a good hour muddling through pointless mental gobbledygook(nonsense).
It's never a good story when you tell it about someone who knew loneliness, or in fact, defendees -- they all become fangirls(or boys).
They're too placid, patient and un-ridiculous.(Fangirls/boys are always the invincible crowd of mindless monkeys that want to do bad bad things to the character the are fan girl/boy-ing over. Therefore you can't write a story about them. Can pick this up later...?)
Ichigo never knew loneliness.
One day, a violent strawberry walked down the streets of the Soul society.
He was humming his violent strawberry song, and was walking to his own violent strawberry pace.
The violent strawberry's name was Ichigo.
He is violent. He's not a strawberry.
He carries around a sword that's three feet taller than you.
He can kill you.
He will kill you if you insult one of his girlfriends.
Stay away from his girlfriends.
Again.
One day, Ichigo was walking down a street. He wasn't looking for anything in particular, just a walk down the street, and perhaps some trouble.
He got his trouble.
Somewhere on the other side of the city where he happened to be, Grimmjow was abusing his gigai (sp?).
He was trying to break into a bank.
All the cops knew his(gigai's) face, and were extremely puzzled by it.
His face wasn't weird, he was, and people recognize you by your face. If you are weird, your face is weird, no matter how normal you think your face is.
So the cops were puzzled by Grimmjow.
They thought he was a complete lunatic.
Insane. And needed to find a fantastic way to blow himself up so the world would be a better place.
The sad part is not that the cops thought of all this, after all I thought of this story and Tite Kubo thought of bleach, but that it was true.
very sad.
why is Grimmjow breaking into a bank?
not for money, but, I suppose you could say... for fun...
Everyone has fetishes you see.
Orhime liked to whine. Uryuu liked to sew. Aizen liked to drink tea. Gin liked to look creepy. Ulquiorra liked to cut himself. Chad liked being mexican. I like to be the writer of extremely dumb stories...
and...
Grimmjow liked to break into banks.
Just break into them. It was impulsive, whenever he saw a well guarded facility he would break into it.
Banks happened to be very well guarded facilities. And they would be broken into. And whatever was being well guarded by the well guarded facility would be gallantly ignored.
This is how it would go, at say... noontime.
The wall of the well guarded facility would implode...
Grimmjow would walk in...
smile, wave,
turn around and yell profanities at the cops and growing crowd.
Leave.
So well guarded facility owners hated Grimmjow because he cost them thousands in shop(bank)(well-guarded facility) repairs.
Ichigo happened to be walking down the street that Grimmjow was destroying.
He ditched his body, (ie. Suddenly slumped over on the person in front of him) and flew at the blue-haired bank offender.
people formed a sympathetic circle around the seemingly dead Ichigo.
they were sympathetic until half of them were oliberated by a big invisible cero.
then they were a sympathetic crowd of raving mad lunatics, completely innocent people who have no clue what was going on besides that they were dead, and completely innocent people who noticed that they had suddenly lost a family member, Girl/Boy- friend, arm etc...
all of them were running around in and out of houses, or howling noiselessly at the noise.
It didn't really make sense. But hey? what does theses days?
Back to the impulsive bank offender and the violent strawberry.
The two (were) beat(ing) the hell out of each other. (see! No dramatic run-on sentence fight scenes. Although I'm pretty sure most of these "sentences" are either run-on's or fragments.)
People in the vicinity, who happened to wan't to see why they were running, and what from, stared in wonder as perfectly innocent, not-meant-to-be-turned-to-dust-yet buildings turned to dust and become hopelessly vandalized by invisible forces.
Grimmjow was taking his time beating up our violent strawberry who-is-not-a-strawberry
There was a lot of statistic laughter, screaming, cursing, screaming in pain, excess energy run-off, and a lot of birds, buildings, asphalts, people, being pulverized into nothing as invisible beams of supercharged something hummed through the air at random.
More statistic laughter.
A sugar crash.
And ten minutes in jail until Halibel was sent to drag him back to Las Noches.
Don't pity Ichigo or Grimmjow.
pity the cops.
and yes. You can't really write a story about fangirls/boys because they are often portrayed as one huge crowd of super-energetic monsters. You can't make them do anything funny because they lack shame, responsibility, decency, emotions(except for maybe sex appeal), and, obviously, brains. Well I guess you could, but the only thing you could do is make them run in random directions while holding a magazine and running as fast as you can.
That would be a very boring story...
Please don't ask for it.
hi. Wow. Wow that is so amazingly amazing that I think I'm going to steal it!
steal...