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Chapter Four: Hyuuga 911

Warning: Humor

Neji/Saku

One-sided Sasu/Saku

Naru/Hina

AN: Thank you for everyone that pointed out that I repeated chapter three twice. This is my error correct. Thank you again and keep reviewing please.

Hiashi kindly helped Neji out by kicking the bed and waking Sakura who promptly shoved Neji out of the bed and glared murder at Hiashi. "What is wrong with you?!" She screeched. "Nothing. Merely helping out my favorite nephew." Hiashi replied cheerfully. Sakura shrugged and got up, stretching. "What a great sleep." She said happily as she finished her stretch. Neji sat up on the floor rubbing his head. "You're evil." He grumbled at his uncle. Hiashi merely laughed heartily and helped him off the floor. "Don't be such a poor sport Neji. You were begging for help so I assisted. Think of me as Hyuuga 911 only better because I respond faster." He replied.

Sakura raised an eyebrow but didn't bother with asking. It would just be too odd to have it explained to her. She did however laugh at the image of Hiashi dressed like an ambulance with Hyuuga 911 written on the side. Neji rolled his eyes. "My gods I live in a madhouse." He muttered to himself. "This is true." Sakura agreed. Neji groaned and buried his face in his hands. "I knew the gods were punishing me for something." He complained. Sakura rolled her eyes and snorted. "What do I have to do to get breakfast around here?" She asked. "Well...you could actually do medic duties." Hiashi replied. Sakura mumbled an unladylike curse at the older man who just laughed heartily. "I do medic duties! I am all the medic duties!" She protested. "Of course Sakura-chan. Of course." Hiashi replied. "Hate you so hard." Sakura grumbled. Hiashi just continued to laugh and led the hungry kunoichi toward the dining room where breakfast was being served.

Sakura was in a better mood after she got some food in her belly and Hiashi sighed. "Hanabi broke her leg during training. One of her teammates got a little...overzealous with their spar. Could you look at it?" He asked. "Sure." Sakura replied. "Thank you." Hiashi said. The pinkette headed into the younger Hyuuga girl's room and winced. "That's nasty." She said. "Can you fix it?" Hanabi asked. "Sure. No sweat. It's going to hurt like hell though." Sakura replied. Hanabi nodded. "I numbed it by shutting the chakra points around it. I can't feel it." She said. Sakura smiled. "You're not too shabby in the medical field." She said. "I learn what I can from Hinata-nee-chan." Hanabi replied as Sakura got to work healing her leg. "That's good. You'll be able to help your comrades until a medic can get to them. Continue to learn." Sakura praised. Hanabi preened a little and Sakura smiled. "Don't get cocky though. If you do, you'll end up failing to save a teammate or someone precious to you. Remember that no one is perfect. Not even me." She said. "Hai. I won't forget." Hanabi replied. "I hope not. Losing a comrade is a horrible thing. No matter how they are lost." Sakura said. Hanabi nodded. "I promise." She replied.

Sakura studied Neji's curse mark completely and nodded. "Yeah. I can remove it. I'll warn you though, it'll be a long and agonizing process. There are things that could go wrong. Just like with any other surgery like this. You have to be absolutely certain you're willing to go through with it and take all the risks that are going to be associated with this sort of thing. If you're not one hundred percent sure, you'll need to let me know so I don't have to make you go through it for nothing." She said. "I'm sure." Neji replied. "Are you? This is something you've had pretty much your whole life and I'm going to be removing it. You could die. You could go blind. You could lose the ability to be a ninja. You could sustain serious brain damage. Nothing is written in stone though. These are just things that could happen. I'm not trying to scare you or anything but I want you to know what could go wrong." Sakura said. Neji nodded. "I understand. I'm prepared to take the risks. But if it does work with no averse side effects then you'll have done the impossible." He replied. "Indeed. I would have. But I won't do it for just anyone. Hiashi-sama specifically asked me to do this for you and only you." Sakura agreed. "Thank you in advance for everything you're doing for me and for my clan." Neji said. Sakura smiled. "It's no trouble. I guess you could think of me as Hyuuga 911." She half-teased. Neji laughed and nodded. "Indeed you are." He agreed.

There is the new and improved chapter four that isn't a copy of the previous chapter. Enjoy.