Power Ranger Shuffle
By DeweyFinn21
Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers, or any songs used in this story. Author's Note: If you couldn't tell by now, italics mean song lyrics, underlined italics mean that it's talking from the song. That's introduced in this. So, yeah.
Song 4: Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
By Ninja Sex Party
Danny couldn't wait. It was the day that him and Kendall planned their special date. He had arrived at her house.
You've been counting all the days off of your calendar for weeks now.
Kendall was waiting for him at her doorstep, because she couldn't believe the magic that he had promised her.
You can't wait for Saturday 'cause that's the night that it all goes down.
Danny took her hand and led her to the beginning of the show.
From seven forty five to seven forty eight P.M. in particular.
Danny knew that that was all the time that he needed to show her a good time.
'Cause that's when I will give you what you need.
He led her to his house where they entered and headed towards the middle of the house.
Three minutes of ecstasy, several nights a month.
This was going to be Kendall's first date with Danny, and she hoped that it would be a good one.
You just tell me baby, if that is too much.
Danny looked into her eyes with that glare that caused her to melt. She knew that she couldn't hold out much longer.
When my stuff is in your stuff our souls become entwined.
The two of them had made it to Danny's bed.
For one hundred and eighty seconds, the sex has blown your mind.
Oh my god you're so welcome.
Kendall couldn't believe what had just happened.
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends and give them the details of how it went down.
She didn't even have the time to get excited before Danny was finished.
Ugh.
Danny went to her house the next day to meet up with her.
I know you can't wait to brag to all of them, 'bout how I took your ass to wang-town.
Kendall was surprised at Danny's casanova personality, considering what she had experienced with him.
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties, and we'll set sail for sexy seas for at least.
Danny was severely overestimating his powers, and Kendall experienced it firsthand.
Three minutes of ecstasy any more and this house will burn.
Kendall did have to give one thing to Danny, at least he was persistent.
That's why I don't last longer, safety is my main concern.
Danny was especially careful with Kendall, because he didn't want to hurt her.
If you haven't finished, well baby that's just fine.
Kendall was tired of hearing the same thing from guys about this stuff.
You know that I'm here for you, oh shit look at the time.
Now the excuses come in, Kendall could tell.
I have to go to the um, pudding store, for uh for pudding. Adieu.
There it is.
One one-thousand,
Kendall was really hyped up for this experience.
Two one-thousand,
She knew that Danny could be really powerful if he wanted to be.
Three one thousand,
What could you expect from a former Power Ranger?
Four one-thousand,
Danny was really going big for Kendall. He could tell that she was the one.
Five one-thousand,
Danny wanted to make sure that Kendall had the best time that she could.
Six one-thousand,
He just wanted to let her know what he could do.
Seven one-thousand,
Kendall was waiting for Danny to show her.
Eight one-thousand,
Danny was definitely showing her.
Nine one-thousand,
Danny was going on.
Ten one-thousand,
Kendall was still pretty much fully dressed.
Eleven one-thousand,
Oh look, he finally got her socks off.
Twelve one-thousand,
Danny was so close to pleasing her that he thought he should slow down.
Thirteen one-thousand,
Kendall still had her top half covered.
Fourteen one-thousand,
Danny knew that nobody could be as good as him.
Fifteen one-thousand,
Kendall wondered if all guys were like this.
Sixteen one-thousand.
Danny was geting there, but it was taking forever.
Baby it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is.
Kendall was sorta getting into it.
Let's skip right to the end.
Danny decided to finish now. It was better that way.
One hundred and seventy nine one thousand,
Kendall couldn't believe it.
One hundred and eighty one thousand.
He couldn't be done yet? Could he.
Ugh!
There he goes. He's asleep.
Ah!
Three minutes of ecstasy, several nights a month.
Kendall just shook her head at her boyfriend's antics. At least he was romantic. He had that.
Not more than four times a month, that would be ridiculous.
Danny was completely tired by that ordeal, so when he got the energy, he headed out.
I'm sure I've left you happy, but in case that's not enough.
Danny stopped to give a few things to Kendall.
Here's a copy of my head-shot, and a drawing of my nuts.
Kendall had to admit that his face did have a charm to it. That's why she fell for him.
Drawing of my nuts.
Then she went to the other picture.
A drawing of my nuts.
She couldn't believe what she was seeing.
A drawing of my nuts!
There in front of her were walnuts, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, and a whole group of the sort labeled "Danny's Nuts" She just had to laugh at that.
So, I hoped that you liked that. IF you wondering if I'll have a Christmasy type song up, well, this order was determined by the shuffle thing on the iPod thing. I have no control. The next one, however, is a short little Christmasy song. It's less than a minute, and it's not too terribly wordy. It may offend some, though, but that's why I like it. Also, this song was Decembery, although the calendar in the music video called it "Dicktember" but that's besides the point. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this. Please review and tell me what you thought. Also, give me ideas for which Wild Force person would be best as a ninja, considering that they don't have a Brian. Just a thought.