A/N: I feel really bad about the length of this one. I thought I'd just update with this little thing. The next chapter will be longer, I promise.

Also, you guys are so nice, I never thought it sould get as much attention as it has! Your comments make me blush.

Al wandered around the shack for a while. He yelled for help a few times, but its not like anyone would hear. Eventually he sighed with his lungs that were not actually there and attempted to sit down. Without the use of his arms he struggled with lowering himself, tipped over onto his side and couldn't get up.

"Today is just awful." Al cried to no one.

Just then he could head footsteps nearing him, without seeing anyone. "Hellur?" It was the kidnapper!

Al tried not to make a noise. Just stay completely silent. He thought to himself.

"I'm an adult! You can't tell me what to do!" Said the kidnapper.

"Did I say that out loud?" Al asked.

"No, but you said that out loud."

That sly little dish rag!

"What are you gonna do to me?" Trembled the fallen armor.

"Swiggity swag, what's in the bag? Uh, I've got Niki Manaj... The Last Airbender by M. Night... Ahh. Kidz Bop. First edition. Perfect."

"You're sadistic! Is that what you've been doing to brother as well?!"

The kidnapper laughed. "Oh, no, he's had it much worse." (1)

Then from behind the unaware creep, Roy Mustang jumped with another net and yelled: "SNEAK ATTACK!"

The kidnapper was much faster than Gluttony and shot to the other side of the room in a blink of an eye. Roy landed on his face and got caught up in his own net.

"Ahaha! Right where I want you, Colonel Mustang. Or should I say... Colonel Buttface?"

Roy's mouth rounded in horror and made a low growling sound that somewhat resembled a vaccum cleaner.

Luckily, Riza skateboarded in throwing lemons at the kidnapper. "Lemons?! Poorly written ones at that! I have to get out of here!" But they were actually just the fruit lemons. Riza had tricked the cloaked blob into thinking she wrote bad fanfiction.

"Lieutenant! You saved me from being... He doesn't have a clear motive yet, does he?"

"'Afraid not, sir." She freed Roy from his failed sneak attack and went to got help Alphonse.

"Lieutenant Hawkeye, where is Sheska?"

"Ohhh no!" The brunette grazed her hand around the floor for her glasses. "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"

All of a sudden a hand was outstreched, holding her glasses for her. "Oh gee, thanks Mr..." She fixed her glasses on her face to see a dark figure before her. "Mr... The Voice!" She shrieked and began crawling away awkwardly.

"Wait, don't go! I want to be your friend!"

"Yeah, that's what the last kidnappers told me! Next thing you know, I'm shipped off to Creta, hearding donkeys!" Sheska yelled back.

(1) Well that's debatable