Teyla's Story
Title: Teyla's Story
Rating: T for sexuality
Spoilers: None
Pairings: Teyla/Ronan
Summary: Teyla tells of how she taught Ronan the true meaning of the phrase 'The Female of the species is more deadly than the Male'
Disclaimer: I own none of the Stargate characters and the story is the product of a warped mind, Blah, Blah, Blah
Teyla's Story
She hit the mat with a thud, again. She had been sparring in the Gym with Ronan and this day was not going well for her.
"As much as I respect you as a warrior, you should really leave unarmed combat to the men," said Ronan, patronizingly. Teyla growled and lunged at Ronan in anger, a mistake she acknowledged as her feet were swept out from under her and she landed on her back for a fifth time. He pulled her to her feet and she touched her forehead to his signalling the session was over, she picked up her fighting sticks and strode out of the room.
Foolish woman, she berated herself, you let him make a fool of you and worse you let anger cloud your judgment. She was sitting in the Mess Hall drinking some tea she that Dr Kusanagi had given her, Ronan needed to be taught a lesson, women could fight just as well as men they just used different methods. Teyla smiled to herself as she remembered an Earth saying 'The Female of the species is more deadly than the Male' it was about time the Female became more deadly. The way of the Athosian was to fight but Ronan was a more accomplished fighter than she was, she needed a more devious way to defeat him for that she needed the help of the women from Earth. Teyla had an open invite to Girls Poker Night but she very rarely attended as she didn't know how to play, but from what she'd heard, little poker was played these days, it had turned into a gossiping session. Tonight she would seek out their advice.
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"Teyla you have to realise that all men are the same, be they military, scientist or alien soldier, they keep their brains in their underwear," said Lilah Stirling. All idea of playing cards had been forgotten when Teyla had told them what Ronan had said
"You need to show him you have the upper hand" said Laura Cadman "There's an old saying among women on Earth, if you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow" Teyla's eye widened in shock. "Oh no not literally, it means once you have defeated them...um...sexually, the rest is easy," Laura explained.
"What she means is use what the Good Lord and the Ancestors gave you to show Ronan that it is not always physical strength that wins battles but the fact that we women fight dirty," said German scientist, Elsa Müller. Teyla smiled
"Tell me more about, fighting dirty," she said.
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Teyla sent Ronan an email asking her to meet him in a part of the city that hadn't been used since her people left to live on the mainland, she declared that she wanted a rematch and she was going to win, she knew he wouldn't be able to resist a challenge like that.
Ronan came to the room Teyla had mentioned and found her waiting, the woman didn't know when to give up, pride could be deadly he thought. When his eyes adjusted to the dim light he saw she was wearing less clothing than usual, a lot less, he looked her over approving of what he saw, she was a good-looking woman.
"I am glad you could spare the time for this Ronan," she said smiling
"You said you wanted a rematch and this time you would win, I admire such arrogance in a woman." he said, knowing it would make her angry. Teyla began to circle him
"I'm glad you do because I'm going to enjoy seeing your arrogance get what it deserves" she replied. Ronan laughed
"And how are you going to achieve that?" he asked.
"Because we are playing by my rules" she replied. She swiped at his head with one of her fighting sticks, he blocked and retaliated "you need to be tamed Ronan and I'm going to be the one to do it." He was stunned for a moment by the innuendo in her words, Teyla saw it and kicked one of the stick out of his hand "what's the matter Ronan, do I scare you?" she asked mockingly.
"Of course not" he growled, no way was he going to admit that he was un-nerved by Teyla's actions tonight, he reached out to grab her as she twisted out of the way. "You said you wanted to fight so fight"
"I never said I wanted to fight, I said I wanted a rematch and that's what we are having" she said, Ronan lunged out in frustration and Teyla blocked. She could see that the tables were fully turned, he was the one now losing control of his emotions and it was time to bring this to an end, not the end she had discussed with the Earth women. "And I believe I will get what I want" she remarked, licking her lips. Distracted, Ronan never saw the blow to his knuckles coming; with a yelp of pain, he dropped his remaining fighting stick. Teyla held a hand to his throat. "Have you learned your lesson yet?"
"Lesson, what lesson" he remarked. Teyla kicked his feet out from under him and he fell on his back, she put her foot on his chest.
"To choose your words wisely, not to make assumptions that just because women cannot beat you in a physical fight it does not mean they cannot fight in other ways" she said as she sat astride Ronan's hips and pinned his hands to the floor. She leant forward and started to kiss him
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There was a stunned silence as Teyla's story sunk in.
"You and Ronan?" said Laura
"You little minx" said Kate, Teyla smirked
"Ronan has been...a lot more willing to try different forms of combat since that day" she said
"That explains the long hours of combat practise you and Ronan have been putting in" said Elizabeth with a grin "Who's next?"
"How about you" said Lindsey "you must have gotten the better of many men since you came here". Elizabeth grinned as one story came to mind,
"Well I could never resist a challenge, so when John said..."
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Next time - John reckons Elizabeth's job is easy; all she does is sit in her office, right.