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Chapter 3

The whole saturday was chaotic. After the phone call, I had to tell Bombur that there was no chicken, which got him and the others miserable. They were hungry. I gave them almost all the food I found and they liked it. Well, who wouldn't like hot dogs or pizza?

I even managed to somewhat convince them that my parents were not really going to kill me. That it was only a saying. They just huffed at that.

Anyway, after that, I had to teach them how to use the bathroom. Not pretty. It took me an hour.

And after that, they found something interesting. The windows. Again I had to teach them what those dangerous looking beasts (cars) were. Another hour.

After that they got bored. Like really bored.

"Miss Lily. There's nothing to do if we can't go outside. It's boring!" Kili yawned.

"Hey, lass! What's this?" Nori shouted from the living room and I sighed. Going there, I found him pointing at the TV with some others.

"Oh, that's a TV. It's something to entertain people."

"Entertain?" Kili appeared behind me and went to look at it. "How does it work?"

I pick up the remote and clicked on. Those who were at the living room watched with awe at the TV when it went to the Vampire Diaries. I quickly went out of Netflix and opened a music channel. That should keep them here while I can do my homework...

The song was Swedish House Mafia's 'Don't You Worry Child'.

The rest of the company came in here too when they heard the noise. They all stared at it with wonder and awe.

"This is my world's music so sit quietly and listen." I said and went to my room to pick up the math and literature homework and started to work. I also changed my shirt to a normal blue one after I had the trouble of explaining what a zombie was. Their face...priceless.

The music was loud enough to reach here so I listened to it too. Next song was Bon Jovi's 'It's my life'.

I hummed and sang with it and closed my eyes for a minute. I tried to think where the 'x' was. Impossible...

When I opened them again, I came face to face with Gandalf. He came out of nowhere.

"Aaaaggghh! What the fuck?! Gandalf!" I screeched. He just smiled kindly,

"I'm sorry my dear, if I scared you, but I think I could use some food now."

"I-It's in the kitchen...downstairs..." I mutter.

"Thank you, continue your work." he winks and disappears through the door. I didn't even remeber the wizard! Where the hell has he been all this time?!

Sighing, I do as the wizard told me. I continue to do my homework. I mean, until I heard Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance'.

OH SHIT!

I sprint to the living room as quickly as I can, and when I'm in there, I can only groan.

Everyone has a horrible look, wide eyes, mouths open and pale face. I notice how Dori quickly covers Ori's eyes by putting a hand on his face. I fear that Bilbo's eyes will pop out of his skull any second now.

"WHERE IS THE REMOTE?!" I scream, but no one even looks at me.

"GUYS, SERIOUSLY! WHERE IS IT?" nothing.

I groan and try to find it. I jump on the sofa and on top of them. The song was already in the chorus. I still don't find it.

If I thought they were shocked before, well I was wrong. So wrong.

As the song continued, Bilbo actually fainted from the shock. The dwarves were not much better. I had to find it!

I would love to say I found the remote in the end, but that would be a lie. Because I didn't. The song was now finished and I was sitting in Dwalin's lap. I don't know how it happened so don't ask. He didn't even seem to notice.

Well...the next song can't be as bad as this was...

The next thing I know, I see Miley Cyrus's face and the Wrecking Ball song starts. I completely collapse in Dwalin's lap.

Just kill me already...


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