Sakura Pov

Life is hard when you're young boy is having love issues. We keep telling him it's not polite to kiss your mother on the lips and try to snag your tongue in there. Gaara is about to ground him and get his machine gun out. I bought him one for his birthday. I think he really likes it too.

Shino looked up at me with a pout as he pointed to some lingerie in my underwear drawer. I smacked the back of his head making my husband rush into the room with his gun… he really loves it right now. "What did he do this time?" He demanded. For a moment I really wanted to protect him. Shino is just going through a difficult time right now trying to understand his very complicated feelings.

Screw acting motherly, I'm bored so I informed Gaara about our perverse son's newest request. I watched in pleasure as he dragged the man out of my room with the gun pressed against his back.

I wanted to kick back and have a laughing day so I turned on School Rumble. Sometimes the drama is too stupidly funny for me to laugh, but I may just be into that today. After three episodes Gaara came in looking exhausted, when he saw what I was watching a small smile appeared on his lips and he laid down with me on the bed.

Holding hands while snickering at an anime… this is life. It's our life and it makes me happy, only sometimes though. Other times I want to do something drastic and dangerous, wondering of course if I can get away with it. One day I egged Gaara's office windows. His building is pretty damn high but I was able to do it.

I felt very accomplished.

Sadly I'm still under house arrest for my crimes against my very agitated husband. I flipped over so I was lying on my back and continued to watch the show from a new perspective. He glanced over at me but said nothing. I know what that means… whenever he says nothing at all that means he's found something new for us to play with and obsess over.

"Tell me the name now before I have to embarrass you in front of your people again." I said simply with a curiosity in my voice. He glared at me then growled to himself as he took out two of a manga I'd never seen before… well it does look familiar but I'm don't know much about it.

"It's called Pandora Hearts. I read the first two mangas and its good." He informed me looking a bit annoyed as I stole it away from him. This will last me around two hours if I take it slow. I may need to until he finally lets me leave our place. I have a feeling he did all this that way I won't get into too much trouble.

"I want this anime." I informed him darkly.

Gaara Pov

It really isn't all that wrong for me to lock Sakura up at home. If I unleashed her onto the world then I'd be a bad Kazekage. Why am I in Konoha all the time anyway? I know we have this arrangement for her and all but it's not like we even visit the people she knows here. She always stays inside, enjoying the nice and cool house rather than going outside to enjoy her home. The only times she seems to go out now is when she's plotting some stupid scheme again.

I looked down at my wife as she cuddled with the manga. If she starts calling it 'her precious' I'm taking away all her Lord of The Rings movies. That and maybe Star Wars. She needs to do some… girl stuff. Sakura is a grown woman and acts like an immature child, and she doesn't even understand the consequences of her actions! Everyone keeps taking care of her!

I wouldn't… leave Sakura though. Not even if she's a conniving little bitch who likes to cause trouble when she's bored. There's just no way I can leave her. I walked out of the room for a moment and called Ino. "Hello there Sakura!" She cheered making me sigh.

"No Ino, this is Gaara." I said softly shaking my head at how embarrassing this conversation is going to be. "Do you know how to give Sakura some girl time when she's under house arrest? I mean, is there anything you can do at the house that's girlish?" I asked feeling pathetic. Give me a hole and let me die… but this is of course after I kill the stupid adopted kid I got.

Shino is probably still in his room sulking. If he's calling the rest of his stupid club I'm going to ground him from his phone. My fan girls aren't this bad. I still can't believe we got stuck with this stupid brat! I forced myself to calm down when I realized that Ino has been talking to me this whole time.

"I'm sorry something was distracting me, what were you saying?" I asked slowly feeling the exhaustion. The happy pause in speaking made me a bit nervous but I said nothing.

"You need to get out of the house tonight, it'll be a girls night at Sakura's place!" She spazzed making my eyes widen.

"Where am I supposed to stay?" I demanded angrily wanting to know where she got off ordering me around like this.

"I don't really care, and I don't think you should either. Sakura needs this right? Better have an intervention now then deal with the villages around this place being destroyed by her boredom." Ino pointed out. Sometimes she makes sense and whenever that happens I get mad.

"I'll see if the guys will hang out with me for a night." I grumbled knowing that no matter what happens, I'm NEVER going into Sasuke's bar ever again.

Stupid fag.

Sakura Pov

I had just finished the amazing manga that Gaara had given me when Ino and Hinata walked in. This seemed a bit odd, especially when Temari jogged in from a little farther behind. I stared at the three girls suspiciously, not understanding why they would come here today of all days, then again I guess this week really since I still have three more days of my house arrest. Unless Gaara forces me to stay in longer, man I hope not, if so then he's sleeping on the couch.

"Hey Sakura!" Ino grinned and hugged me while Temari nodded with a smirk. Hinata blushed lightly and dipped her head. It seemed normal enough but that only made me even more suspicious.

"We wanted to see how you're doing, seems boring." Temari informed me as she looked around the bedroom. I sighed and nodded letting my mangas drop off the side of the bed. Instantly Ino and Temari grabbed hold of one arm each and dragged me up.

"I've wanted to force a make-over on you for a long time… luckily your husband is giving us the perfect opportunity." Ino laughed maniacally.

"I'm sorry Sakura-chan… but I want to see you all spiffed up and pretty too." Hinata said softly while I struggled. Since I haven't been out and about lately my body is tired from doing nothing, that's not good when I'm currently being kidnapped within my own home.

I was dragged downstairs to the basement and watched in horror as they strapped me to a wooden chair. A cloth went over my mouth and I smelled the gas immediately. My eyes were wide as my friends just smiled innocently at me. I'm going to kill Gaara…

I woke up with a face that felt heavy, and a big poufy blue dress. I looked down at it in annoyance and almost tore it off when I saw that I was currently laying down in a room of mirrors. How did Ino know I have this room?

My eyes softened when I saw the way I look right now. My face looks more tame and pretty with the simple make-up. It helped to show off my good features and went over my bad, the eyes were outlined and lips deepened. Hinata must have done my face. Temari had to have done the complicated bun that made up my hair. This was also done very well and kept me completely speechless. Ino's fashion sense got me a dress that complimented my body and my extreme colors of pink, green, and cream.

"I hate you all." I said darkly and stood up to look at myself more clearly, this just made the picture a little better. A door slid open allowing me to rush out of the room into the hallway. Right when I was about to start searching for my supposed friends I saw my husband looking at me in shock from the doorway.

Gaara Pov

I was about to leave to go hang out with Shikamaru, Kankuro, Naruto, and Kiba when I saw Sakura in the hallway looking angry. I was stunned and unable to speak, she looked even more beautiful than our wedding day. Thinking of that day I began to narrow my eyes thinking about how Shino had kidnapped her that day and ruined something that really shouldn't have been ruined.

Sakura was frozen in place staring at me, a blush slid across her face as she turned around and started to leave. "Sakura." I said holding out my hand as though to stop her. I rarely get to see the baffled, shy, and innocent part of her, but whenever I do I want to make it last a long time.

"Look at what my silly friends have done to me." She said in a choked voice. I watched her glare at the wall looking a bit ashamed. She must have seen something today she wasn't ready to see. I guess maybe she realized that she looks like a beautiful angel in the mirror but inside she's a rampaging thunderstorm.

Lucky for me, I love thunder and the storms that come with them.

"I don't think you should be angry right now." I informed her with a smirk and shook my head. Why is she going through all the trouble to make it seem like she hates this appearance? Sakura turned to me and smirked with a defiant expression I've gotten incredibly used to over the last two years.

"You're right. Angry is a bit too soft. Enraged is much better. They couldn't have gone far. Make sure to set up the security when you go out tonight and tell the officers not to let anyone leave tonight. I'm going to have my revenge." She smiled and began to laugh evilly. Her laughter rang off the walls and made the whole house shiver in fear.

I know this is off topic, but is she even curious as to where I'm going so late at night? Suddenly she turned to me and blinked curiously. "Where are you going, anyway?" I guess she is just a bit curious.

"Out with a few friends, me and the guys are going to train for a while and maybe do something after." I said not really having a clue what guys do when they hang out together. She paused and seemed to think about this for a moment. In a sudden panic I wanted her to ask me to stay and help, what if… my friends turn out to be like hers? I don't think I could survive a night like this if I was in her position. Well I know I wouldn't be Kazekage in the morning.

"That sounds good. While you're out making sure people think you're still normal I'll take care of the pests, its better if you don't limit me anyway. I hate how everyone lets Hinata get away with stuff just because she's sweet and innocent."

I made no comment and just left.