Morien trudged off to the Pokemon center. There was a party going on. A party that consisted of all the people that had bet on one hit KOs for the three of them. Yay. Dayara had money coming out of her pockets and the bag, so it was probably worth it. Ithi came into the Pokemon center at exactly 7:32 in the evening with a pizza. A vegetarian pizza with lots of cheese. Dayara approved. A random hiker gave Morien a hamburger. She disapproved. Her disapproval sent ripples throughout the known universe. A small library in phoenix ceased to exist. Dayara's eye twitched involuntarily. That is 100% how that goes. Totally.
"I'm glad that we've somehow racked in thousands of dollars because Satan is viciously overpowered but, I wanna ask about the pokedex." said Morien. She wasnt asking. She was demanding information.
"I dunno, some blonde chick gave it to me, said I was a worthy contender or something I wasn't really paying attention to her. She was wearing too much orange. I decided to give it to you because you're more likely to care enough to capture like... a hundred monsters and put them in boxes for a scientist to study."
"That's oddly offensive and I am offended." interjected Ithi alliteratively.
"Wait narration, that doesn't make sense!" Ithi yelled at the ceiling.
Shut up. I am your god.
"Ithi you're talking to the ceiling again and it's creepy." Morien informed her.
"No there was a voice, it never shuts up. Don't worry about it."
Morien stared pointedly at Dayara, who blinked at Ithi a few times before shuffling away.
"SEE ITS DOING IT AGAIN?" Ithi screeched.
No.
"This is getting silly lets abscond to safer places I think shes gonna start licking me and ill get cooties or something." suggested Mindy
"Agreed."
They absconded to safer places so that Ithi wouldn't lick them and they wouldn't get cooties. Nobody wants Ithi cooties. Ithi is dumb and not in the narrations otp she isn't going to get to give anyone cooties.
"I can hear you, you know."
Shut up or I'll make them think you're seriously insane and have you put in the psych ward.
Morien and Dayara fled from Mindy (who scared them jeez did she ever blink) and hid in a closet. If this were a homestuck fanfiction they would spontaneously act like moirails and have a feelings jam. Unfortunately this is a Pokemon fanfiction so they'll probably bicker and argue and generally try to establish themselves as characters. Lets watch these mystical creatures in their current habitat.
"-and also you do realize you didn't have to kidnap me I would've come on your journey if you had asked!"
"Haha, dude have you even met yourself? You're like the intimidating girl that everyone wants to be friends with. Kinda."
"Pfft, says who? Everyone only ever wants to copy my homework and that's just not kosher."
"You let them copy your homework. That's your own fault."
"It was like feeding a shark. It was good until the blood hit the water."
"Weren't you complaining about being kidnapped earlier. This is a different topic completely."
"I'm trying not to think about it. I feel as though my dreams have been crushed. You aren't nearly as hardcore as I thought you were. Mainly you're assertive."
"It's okay, you're not nearly as straight egde as I was hoping you were but thats okay because at least you dont yell at me for stealing fruit roll ups or hitting small children."
"When did you steal fruit roll ups"
"Like, last night. You watched me. I gave you the rainbow one."
"Seriously what's wrong with you are you like a kleptomaniac or what."
"I deny that kleptomaniac is even a thing because I cant spell it. Seriously why even would you put a k and an l together."
"does the term nightblogger mean anything to you?"
"Is it a disease?"
"Probably."
Well as interesting as their 'we aren't making out yet but we might in the future' is, lets go see what something else is doing.
TWENTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE:
"I'M THE CHAMPION MOM I DONT HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CRAP"
"SHUT UP AND PUT ON THE DRESS"
"SUCK MY DICK"
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE"
"PUT ON A SHIRT"
"NEVER"
"LET GO OF MY LEG"
"ACCORDING TO THE GOVERNMENT THIS LEG IS MINE UNTIL YOU'RE EIGHTEEN"
"I AM THE GOVERNMENT"
"NOT UNTIL YOU'RE EIGHTEEN"
"GO HOME MOM YOU'RE DRUNK!"
That was enlightening.
Lets go back to present time Morien and Dayara.
"...but then he was like oh if you lick harder I might not be able to handle it and then..."
What.
"Is that where the vinegar came in?"
What
"No that's after the Tirtouga!"
What
We're leaving them because they scare me a little at this current moment in time. But only a little.
Okay I'm terrified and that was probably Dayara telling the story and Morien was having giggle fits aaaah kawaii omg
I'm sorry my narration was slipping.
One day about a day after a highly suspicious conversation thaT DID NOT SCARE ME, they headed out for Virbank cirty. We can assume Ithi is going to lose because she has a fangirl attack. Shes a fan of Roxie's band, remember? Well she is. Lets see whats going on with them.
"I don't care what you guys say even the narration agrees that Roxie is perfect."
"There is no narration." Morien informed her.
"Lies and slander."
They encountered Roxie in the middle of a street. She was arguing with her dad over something. The girls didn't care (except Ithi) because they were too busy laughing at the fact Dayra used her premonition/previous experience to pick Ithi up and carry her slung over a shoulder. Morien found this impressive. How often do you see a girl carry around a chick twice her weight over a shoulder like she's nothing. To be fair most of the wight was probably dreadlocks. And dirt. And glitter.
The girl Dayara had shoved over in the trainers school was right in front of them and they didn't even care. They kept walking into the Pokemon center. It was probably weird that none of the citizens cared about the fact that a girl was being carried into the pokecenter kicking and screaming. If a guy was carrying her you can bet that there would be a blockade and Dayara would be put in prison. Actually if anyone here knew her that would probably happen anyway. I was going for pointing out a double standard there but I got distracted. Oh well. Lets blame politics and move on.
"Yoooo nurse j I'm gonna go and find an empty room." Mindy yelled as they jogged up the stairs.
The Nurse Joy glared at them. Clearly a relative of the one from the first city. Killjoys, killjoys the lot of them.
"Yaaay! Lets get some pokeballs and catch a Pokemon that's not native to this area because the author can't reach the mouse to switch windows and google what lives in this area hashtag bulbapedia" Ithi shouted as they jumped down the stairs two at a time.
"Ithi we don't live in a book. There is no narration. You're delusional."
"We live in a fanfiction and the author ships you and Dayara. Shes just too lazy to write romance. The narration seems to think you're the main character."
"At least she doesn't think we live in an action movie anymore." added Dayara, somewhat relieved that she hadnt been high-kicked in the face in the hopes of starting an epic fight scene again. There had been a fight seen alright, but it was mainly Dayara smashing Ithi's face into the concrete until she screamed uncle. Good times.
"The action movie was a bad idea, I think the action movie is about Koga and Janine. Ninjas are better for action movies than teenage Ithis anyway."
"Haha, dude, if that's your only reason for not being in an action movie you aren't as cool as I thought!" Mindy proclaimed. This caused another staring contest. It lasted like five minutes. It was beautiful.
Morien and Dayara fled to find the nearest grass that wasn't full of dumb common pokemon like lillipup and patrat. Only losers used those.
They ended up in a mysterious undisclosed location. It was raining and there was a munnah glubbing at them. Ithi randomly caught it. They were perfect for each other. She named it Wesley. It was a she. It told them. Psychics sound scary when they get annoyed at being called "it". Just sayin.
Morien was sneaking around in the tall grass with Satan. Much to literally everyone's surprise a zangoose suddenly pounced on her, only to hit the pokeball headfirst and get sucked in. It rocked around and clicked. You weren't expecting that were you? We can only assume it was too confused by this turn of events to react or struggle. Weird. Zangoose didn't even live around here. Ithi warned you this would happen. #The Cuckoolander Was Right .
She ended up being named Moxie. She was also rather resigned to her fate of having to put up with Morien's travel partners. She may have been copying Morien for that though. We don't really care. This is a silly story, not a psychological study. Maybe next year.
Being as they had accomplished their goal of everyone who needs one getting a new Pokemon, they headed back to the Pokemon center and started causing chaos there. Ithi was telling anyone who would listen about her Wesley. Morien was trying to convince Nurse Joy naming Satan Satan was an accident ("likely story") Moxie had discover that you can slide down banisters. Mindy had discovered that Fang could out blink her if he tried (he did). And Dayara had discovered the pokemarts had chocolate. This could potentially save many trainers from many types of pain. Such as pain caused by chocolate withdrawal. ("Suck my dick I need this you don't know me.") (Morien got her the chocolate so she would stop bugging the poor cashier)
"You could've asked me for money, what if they had kicked you out?"
"There's a reason that Ithi thought I would be the one starring in an action movie with her."
"Well, how would you climb through a third story window?"
"Dont be doubtin' the Dayara, fool." said Mindy, having lost her third consecutive blinking contest to Fang (a very very smug fang, who had just stolen a chocolate bar from the pokemart (like trainer like Pokemon))