Artemis Fowl woke up in a glass cell. It contained a clip board, a toilet, a bed, and a radio. Next to him was an identical cell containing Holly Short. Both of them were wearing orange jumpsuits. Artemis nearly ripped his off, because it wasn't an Armani suit.
Butler must be going crazy. D'arvit, I think that my Atlantis Complex might be coming back. There had to be only four items in the cell. Oh god, what about Orion? I'll deal with that later.
Holly seemed to be waking up. The first thing she did, was find the toilet, and vomit in it.
"Holly, will you be ok?"
"Four minutes and yes."
"Why not in five minutes?"
"Oh gods no, not the Atlantis Complex again."
"I'm afraid it's to be."
"D'ARVIT! We have to get out of here, cure your Atlantis Complex again, and get you a 21st birthday present, in no particular order."
So Holly and Artemis took turns hitting the glass separating their cells repeatedly with the radios, with the added bonus of turning the terrible music off. After about three hours of Holly hitting the glass, and Artemis getting tired and giving up 8 times, the glass finally broke. Holly rushed into Artemis' cell and hugged him tightly.
"At least I broke down that glass." Holly said.
Artemis decided to hold off on his feelings to formulate a plan to get out of there.
Okay, so maybe this one isn't longer either...
