A/N: Here's the fourth chapter. We'll see if there is another update soon... Please Review!
The Party Chapter 4:
While James, Sirius and Remus were flying around Hogwarts, Lily was desperately trying to stop the party. She didn't succeed at all, but she none-the-less tried and thought she was doing well when she silenced the band equipment. Of course they knew how to un-silence it. They talked to eachother for a moment, then started playing a very fast rocker at a much higher volume. Lily grew more angry, realized she couldn't stop the party.
What was more worrying was that a slightly drunk James Potter, a drunk Remus Lupin and a VERY drunk Sirius Black were zooming around the castle on brooms. She suddenly realized that they were gonna prepare a prank, and zoomed of through the portrait hole.
James was having fun! He was drunk, Remus was drunk and Sirius was VERY drunk. He, Sirius and Remus had just prepared a prank until tomorrow. Except the doodling on the wall, the staff would get a surprise tomorrow. Sirius smiled.
"Guys, where are we going?" asked James suddenly.
"Back to the commons room." answered Remus simply.
"Do we have to?" Sirius protested.
"Yes, we can't leave the party by itself. We have to party." said Remus to Sirius, whom James suddenly saw was being transformed into a giant beetle-
CRASH!
Pain. Screams. Red hair. Lily Evans chest-
Lily Evans chest! Have to move. Can't move. Beetle on top of me. Ouch! Back hurts. Soft skin. Lovely smell. Feel like sleeping-
"James Potter get your face off my breasts or I will hex you for a whole month."
"Can't! A giant beetle is on top of me."
Kick. Nutsack! Painful! More painful! Extremely painful! So painful I might die!
James lifted his head from Lily's chest and suddenly realized that the giant beetle was running around, very much confused with what was happening. James massaged his holy parts while moaning quietly. Lily looked at him with distaste.
"You didn't have to kick me. I would have gotten of you if that giant beetle hadn't been on top of me."
"Potter! That was the lamest excuse ever. The beetle had stepped off you a minute before I told you to get your face of me." Lily retorted. "And you drooled all over my robe. Look at this."
Lily pointed at the watery area right under her breasts. James looked at it for a minute, and would have looked on if Remus hadn't kicked him.
"Well who wouldn't drool if they had their nose between the breasts of the most beautiful woman at Hogwarts?" James answered hastily.
To everyone's surprise, Lily looked stumped at this. Her cheeks turned the faintest shade of pink.
"Come on James! Help me get Sirius of the roof!" Remus shouted to James, who first now remembered Sirius the beetle. He searched for Sirius and grinned when he was that Sirius had climbed onto the roof and had started spinning a web.
"Well I must be on my way-" Lily tried, but James gave her a look and she realized that she was coming back without Sirius.
"So… how are we gonna get him down?"