Contains yaoi…Excuse me if this isn't funny…
After the previous month, Hidan had the responsibility of taking care of Rock Lee. Lee had somehow escaped and ran away, only to come back three minutes later, thanks to Tobi. Hidan had threatened to stab Lee and hand him over to Jashin, but somehow his threats never came through thanks to Hidan's last piece of sanity everyone thought he lost…that and he had fallen head over heels in love with Lee. How you ask? Because he's crazy…and bisexual even though he had never kissed or made love with a man or woman in his entire life (unless you count those Hidan x Kakuzu and Hidan x OC pairings).
"Too bad Lee has to stay in a cage under my bed…" Hidan sighed as he prepared to sacrifice two random idiot girls to Jashin. "Well at least he won't know I stroke to his sleeping noises…"
"HAHAHAHA! OH MY GODS! YOU'RE GAY!" laughed the girl he was about to sacrifice.
"I DO NOT OWN GREEN PANTIES! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE RED!"
"YOU CROSS-DRESS?! WHAT A FAG!" both girls started to laugh.
"WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PANTIES!" they laughed harder.
"THAT'S IT!" before Hidan could kill them in the most evilest, violent, and horrible way ever, Tobi's retarded ass dropped a banana peel and Hidan slipped. As for the scythe…well…it got his…yeah…that's right…the unmentionables…aka the thigh…right ABOVE the unmentionables…
"AAAAAAAH! MY ALMOST UNMENTIONABLES!" Hidan cried out.
"What's wrong Hidan-sama?" Hidan's nose turned into a blood foundation. Lee was wearing a tight black French maid suit that was ALMOST a little too small.
"Your boyfriend just got stabbed in the thigh…HA!"
"Lee…" whispered Hidan.
"Yes Hidan-sama?" Lee got down beside bleeding Hidan.
"Carry me to the bed…"
"Ok…" Lee put him on the bed.
"Lean your ear down to my mouth…"
"Uh…ok…" Hidan whispered something naughty into his ear. "A-are you sure?"
"Yesssss…"
"W-w-with them right here?"
"Yesssss…"
"If you're sure…"
"Yesssss…now or would you like me hurt?"
"Ok…"
The two girls then witnessed the most eye popping graphic porno that was Hidalee…not KakuHida…or NejiLee…or GaiLee…or Sasulee…
Meanwhile Tobi, Konan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Kisame were on their way to take a shower, when they heard grunts, moans, groans, barfing, crying, and two rats humping in the wall.
"I wonder who Mr. Frog is torturing now…" said Konan.
"That was lame…" said Zetsu.
"Whatever…"
"Tobi wants it to stop!" whimpered Tobi hugging Kisame.
"Is that rat humping I hear? Damn…that's my ultimate fetish!" said Kisame.
"REALLY?!" Tobi was topless.
"He said rat humping not half naked lollipop." said Kakuzu.
"Well duh! Tobi's trying to take advantage of it!"
"Well…I am hungry for something sweet…" Kisame said ignoring Tobi who, upon hearing this, was wearing nothing but his boxers.
"Tobi, why are you flexing?" asked Konan.
"Tobi doesn't know what you're talking about!" Tobi started to flex his buns and now DBZish muscles.
"Damn Tobi you're huge!" commented Kisame.
"Really?!" Tobi blushed.
"YEAH...! Go lose some weight…" Tobi pouted and put back on his clothes.